Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to point out that Miley Cyrus‘s dang ol’ cleavage is 67 miles away from Fish & I right now and yet we still chose to go see The Dark Knight Rises instead. Special kind of nerd-gay, you say? Sure, but we like to call it dedication penis jokery. Hard dedication. Anyway, today’s round-up also includes Val Kilmer‘s shpants, the last time Joe Calzaghe ever shares a cab with anyone (or started a nightly bleach bath, probably both), and another tender moment with doting father Seal.
Kid said he was a Nikon man, what’re ya gonna do?
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…and onto my 2013 Deadpool goes Kevin Sorbo
the umbrella says it’s raining, but according to her nipples, it’s 10 minutes to 3:00.
“something from nothing”
Much the same as Coco herself.
The “Teen Choice Awards Celebrity Style Lounge to benefit the African Millennium Foundation and Venice Arts in Los Angeles?!?!?”
Did some publicist put a monkey on a typewriter and make this shit up. It doesn’t even make any sense.
The lounge chose two charities to benefit: the African Millennium Foundation is one charity, Venice Arts is the other.
Okay… then WTF is a “Teen Choice Awards Celebrity Style Lounge.”
I remember when “lounges” were places where Frank and Sammy drank and hit on chicks.
Who the hell am I, the answer man? Do your own damn web search.
From now on, I’ve got a navel fetish,
I think it looks like there’s a giant worm living in it! Skeevy!
Gosh Brooke, Yoko Ono seems like an odd target for cosplay.
“Dammit… GUYS, BREAK OUT THE EXTRA WIDE METAL DETECTOR!”
It’s about time Clooney came out of the closet.
She appears flawless to me.
He’s looking to see if the Grim Reaper is sneaking up on him.
nope, just beyonce
There’s a difference?
Lisa Orange
Deja vu.
How nice of Val to buy a mid-afternoon snack for Jessica Simpson.
Preggers
“Wait…you’re not Liev Schreiber? Shit, man, I thought you were someone who could jump-start my movie career. Again.”
Our dog has the same facial expression when a cat tries to steal food from his bowl.
I’m into the big booty, so I approve.
Girl, you need to change that last name to Mess Hall! Oh, snap! [moves head in circle on shoulders]
Stupid name, stupid hot!
You;ve got a lot of damn gall saying someone else’s name is stupid. But she is, indeed, hot!
Maybe he’s the organizer’s Plan-B for times when Criss Angel’s not available
This is the last chin you want two of
The one person on the planet who thinks Jessica Simpson’s one pound a week diet plan is “too aggressive”.
” *sigh* The new Batman movie opens tonight. Comfort food, Val. Comfort food.”
Rumer Willis in 20 years.
If this is her expression after hearing about her Emmy nomination, I’d hate to think what she looked like beforehand.
I want Russell to have free front row passes for every screening of The Dark Knight Rises until the risk of copycats subsides.
“Just a bit too soon” — the ghost of George Carlin.
KONY 2012!
!!!!! +1000
I don’t know, but I’ve been told.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold…
cute dress…love her body…wish i could say the same for her personality
Alien ass probe or picked up by Seal. Hmm, I’m thinking…
shes so pretty! Sexy and Cute…hard to be both but shes got it. the abundant unnecessary make up ruins it though
You know it’s bad when your labia occupy more space than your titts.
“That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into”
“What’s that smell? It smells like an used up douche.” *sniffs self* “Oh, it’s me.”
wow tiny waist and nice curves (though a little soft for my taste) she needs to hike that bikini bottom up.
Heroin chic…
shes a beast. amazing athlete and fun to watch…especially when she mouths off and goes ghetto on the referees
lol. nice legs
nice toned shoulders and arms!
nice bod. would look so much better without the oompa loompa skin.
Those pants look like they are snatched from Chris Farley’s storage locker.
Yea, after she ate him.
Shouldn’t that be ‘iOwa’ ?
looking down that dress but all i see is a yawning chasm in the future of all mankind.
and that face? they don’t make sunglasses big enough.
disgusting and classless as usual. whats the appeal here? fake hair, fake tits and a big fake ass. im all about womanly curves, but it doesnt count when you purchase them.
he fought Xena’s nemesis Callisto once. This is the results.
Lol i see your point G&T but its hard to like another non entity like this who has zero talent
After his son made fun of his sandals by accusing Seal of stealing them from Klum’s closet, Seal became furious and threw his son through the front window of a store.
A 55 year old white guy at a teen award supporting African causes… this has so many contradictions you could use it as a presidential campain slogan.
“I coulda bin a gender bender…”
This guy isn’t a teen choice, isn’t a celebrity and doesn’t have style.
He looks like he can lounge though, I’ll give him that.