The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.20.12

July 20th, 2012 // 470 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to point out that Miley Cyrus‘s dang ol’ cleavage is 67 miles away from Fish & I right now and yet we still chose to go see The Dark Knight Rises instead. Special kind of nerd-gay, you say? Sure, but we like to call it dedication penis jokery. Hard dedication. Anyway, today’s round-up also includes Val Kilmer‘s shpants, the last time Joe Calzaghe ever shares a cab with anyone (or started a nightly bleach bath, probably both), and another tender moment with doting father Seal.

Kid said he was a Nikon man, what’re ya gonna do?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Commented on this photo:

    …and onto my 2013 Deadpool goes Kevin Sorbo

  2. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
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    the umbrella says it’s raining, but according to her nipples, it’s 10 minutes to 3:00.

  3. Coco Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Something From Nothing The Art of Rap Premiere
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    “something from nothing”

    Much the same as Coco herself.

  4. Commented on this photo:

    The “Teen Choice Awards Celebrity Style Lounge to benefit the African Millennium Foundation and Venice Arts in Los Angeles?!?!?”

    Did some publicist put a monkey on a typewriter and make this shit up. It doesn’t even make any sense.

  5. Lisa Blue Bikini Runway
    Little Tongue
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    From now on, I’ve got a navel fetish,

  6. Brooke Burke No Make Up
    Frank Burns
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    Gosh Brooke, Yoko Ono seems like an odd target for cosplay.

  7. Serena Williams
    Colin
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    “Dammit… GUYS, BREAK OUT THE EXTRA WIDE METAL DETECTOR!”

  8. Aaron Paul Hoodie Rose Poses With Fan
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    It’s about time Clooney came out of the closet.

  9. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress KIIS 102.7 Teen Choice Awards
    Animal
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    She appears flawless to me.

  10. Magic Johnson Red Shirt White Shorts And Shoes
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    He’s looking to see if the Grim Reaper is sneaking up on him.

  11. Lisa Blue Bikini Runway
    Dhaddo
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    Lisa Orange

  12. Lenny Kravitz
    Animal
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    Deja vu.

  13. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
    Frank Burns
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    How nice of Val to buy a mid-afternoon snack for Jessica Simpson.

  14. Claire Danes Baby Bump Homeland Set
    DeucePickle
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    Preggers

  15. Joe Calzaghe Mickey Rourke
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    “Wait…you’re not Liev Schreiber? Shit, man, I thought you were someone who could jump-start my movie career. Again.”

  16. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
    Beaver Underground
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    Our dog has the same facial expression when a cat tries to steal food from his bowl.

  17. Serena Williams
    Animal
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    I’m into the big booty, so I approve.

  18. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
    Frank Burns
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    Girl, you need to change that last name to Mess Hall! Oh, snap! [moves head in circle on shoulders]

  19. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress KIIS 102.7 Teen Choice Awards
    Tyler Perry
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    Stupid name, stupid hot!

  20. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    SharkNip
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    Maybe he’s the organizer’s Plan-B for times when Criss Angel’s not available

  21. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    DeucePickle
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    This is the last chin you want two of

  22. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
    Smapdi
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    The one person on the planet who thinks Jessica Simpson’s one pound a week diet plan is “too aggressive”.

  23. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
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    ” *sigh* The new Batman movie opens tonight. Comfort food, Val. Comfort food.”

  24. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
    Sven Golly
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    Rumer Willis in 20 years.

  25. Claire Danes Baby Bump Homeland Set
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    If this is her expression after hearing about her Emmy nomination, I’d hate to think what she looked like beforehand.

  26. Russell Brand Barefoot
    Katy P.
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    I want Russell to have free front row passes for every screening of The Dark Knight Rises until the risk of copycats subsides.

  27. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    KONY 2012!

  28. Lisa Blue Bikini Runway
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I don’t know, but I’ve been told.
    Eskimo pussy is mighty cold…

  29. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Sunglasses
    lily
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    cute dress…love her body…wish i could say the same for her personality

  30. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
    Beaver Underground
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    Alien ass probe or picked up by Seal. Hmm, I’m thinking…

  31. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress KIIS 102.7 Teen Choice Awards
    lily
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    shes so pretty! Sexy and Cute…hard to be both but shes got it. the abundant unnecessary make up ruins it though

  32. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
    superdouche
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    You know it’s bad when your labia occupy more space than your titts.

  33. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    “That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into”

  34. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    Bubble
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    “What’s that smell? It smells like an used up douche.” *sniffs self* “Oh, it’s me.”

  35. Jessica Gomes Bikini
    lily
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    wow tiny waist and nice curves (though a little soft for my taste) she needs to hike that bikini bottom up.

  36. Russell Brand Barefoot
    Bubble
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    Heroin chic…

  37. Serena Williams
    lily
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    shes a beast. amazing athlete and fun to watch…especially when she mouths off and goes ghetto on the referees

  38. Kate Hudson Hoodie Sunglsasses Ice Pack Legs Short Shorts
    lily
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    lol. nice legs

  39. Karina Smirnoff Bikini Paddleboard
    lily
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    nice toned shoulders and arms!

  40. Lisa Blue Bikini Runway
    lily
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    nice bod. would look so much better without the oompa loompa skin.

  41. Melissa McCarthy Fat Weight Gain Sandra Bullock
    Bubble
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    Those pants look like they are snatched from Chris Farley’s storage locker.

  42. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Shouldn’t that be ‘iOwa’ ?

  43. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Sunglasses
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    looking down that dress but all i see is a yawning chasm in the future of all mankind.

    and that face? they don’t make sunglasses big enough.

  44. Coco Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Something From Nothing The Art of Rap Premiere
    lily
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    disgusting and classless as usual. whats the appeal here? fake hair, fake tits and a big fake ass. im all about womanly curves, but it doesnt count when you purchase them.

  45. Emma Watson's Vagina
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    he fought Xena’s nemesis Callisto once. This is the results.

  46. Coco Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Something From Nothing The Art of Rap Premiere
    lily
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    Lol i see your point G&T but its hard to like another non entity like this who has zero talent

  47. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
    Bubble
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    After his son made fun of his sandals by accusing Seal of stealing them from Klum’s closet, Seal became furious and threw his son through the front window of a store.

  48. Beaver Underground
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    A 55 year old white guy at a teen award supporting African causes… this has so many contradictions you could use it as a presidential campain slogan.

  49. Joe Calzaghe Mickey Rourke
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I coulda bin a gender bender…”

  50. DeucePickle
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    This guy isn’t a teen choice, isn’t a celebrity and doesn’t have style.
    He looks like he can lounge though, I’ll give him that.

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