The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.20.12

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to point out that Miley Cyrus’s dang ol’ cleavage is 67 miles away from Fish & I right now and yet we still chose to go see The Dark Knight Rises instead. Special kind of nerd-gay, you say? Sure, but we like to call it dedication penis jokery. Hard dedication. Anyway, today’s round-up also includes Val Kilmer’s shpants, the last time Joe Calzaghe ever shares a cab with anyone (or started a nightly bleach bath, probably both), and another tender moment with doting father Seal.

Kid said he was a Nikon man, what’re ya gonna do?

- Photo Boy

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