The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.20.12

July 20th, 2012 // 470 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to point out that Miley Cyrus‘s dang ol’ cleavage is 67 miles away from Fish & I right now and yet we still chose to go see The Dark Knight Rises instead. Special kind of nerd-gay, you say? Sure, but we like to call it dedication penis jokery. Hard dedication. Anyway, today’s round-up also includes Val Kilmer‘s shpants, the last time Joe Calzaghe ever shares a cab with anyone (or started a nightly bleach bath, probably both), and another tender moment with doting father Seal.

Kid said he was a Nikon man, what’re ya gonna do?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Aaron Paul Hoodie Rose Poses With Fan
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    “Not that there’s anything wrong with that….”

  2. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    Johnny P!
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    What’s bred in the bone will out of the flesh…

  3. Joe Calzaghe Mickey Rourke
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    when sitting next to mr. rourke, its customary to finger ones testicles…

  4. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress KIIS 102.7 Teen Choice Awards
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    i would eat.

  5. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    “Touch my cameras and I’ll beat your ass like I did your mother! Now get ready to fly you little shit!”

  6. Joe Calzaghe Mickey Rourke
    Gin&Tonic
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    I know I’m going to deeply regret asking this, but why does that guy have his hand on his junk when he knows he’s being photographed? photographed next to clayface’s body double?
    y’know what? nevermind. there are just some questions humanity is not meant to know the truth to

  7. Serena Williams
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    “First class and business aren’t big enough ma’am. Have you tried cargo?”

  8. Brooke Burke No Make Up
    Johnny P!
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    Weren’t train conductor hats and bangles popular in the 70′s?
    Is she wearing fucking rainbow toe-socks too?

  9. Serena Williams
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Finally, an airline that lets you bring your own parachute

  10. Russell Brand Barefoot
    Johnny P!
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    He just looks like he stinks all the time…

  11. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
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    Down to only three frappe machiatos. Good for him.

  12. Jessica Gomes Bikini
    Gin&Tonic
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    normally I don’t care for brunettes, but right here there’s nothing not to like

  13. Serena Williams
    Cock Dr
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    Yes, that’s a damned big ass, but I have little doubt that she can kick ALL of our asses.

  14. Melissa McCarthy Fat Weight Gain Sandra Bullock
    Johnny P!
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    When you hit it (somewhat) rich with hit movies, don’t you hire a nutritionist and personal trainer?

    • You saw what happened to Jonah Hill’s career when he lost weight. When you become famous, your appearance is frozen in time…any changes, you’re DONE.

      that’s why Jewell’s teeth are still all jacked up.

      • DeucePickle

        I was just about to say something about Jonah Hill.
        Something like how I’m not going to make fun of her weight cause we will just bitch when she loses it anyway.
        Plus she looks awesome here.

      • I really don’t think Sandra can be more than 2 or 3 pounds overweight, if at all. I just don’t see what all the fuss is about.

  15. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Sunglasses
    Laney
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    I like her titties here.

  16. Lenny Kravitz
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    trombone solo!

  17. Russell Brand Barefoot
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    Accessories by Shakira

  18. Coco Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Something From Nothing The Art of Rap Premiere
    Gin&Tonic
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    implant rippling on the right one or a hickey?

  19. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    is she eating for two or is she two

  20. Jennifer Tilly
    Johnny P!
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    Love to sit down for a drink with this chick… and her sister Meg.
    Bet they’d have tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks in no time, and some very cool ‘insider’ stories.

  21. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    You can mousse up that hair to the heights of the gods, but we won’t be distracted from that receding hairline.

  22. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
    Johnny P!
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    Jesus Christ.

  23. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
    Little Tongue
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    To think that I used to touch myself thinking of him (a million years ago, obviously)…

  24. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Get a suit with straps please.

  25. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    Why the fuck is this hideous, semi-talented has-been being invited to every freakin’ Premiere these days?

  26. Serena Williams
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    I wish they got a shot of how she paid for her ticket. Do grizzly bears pay for goods and services with pine nuts or salmon?

  27. Johnny P!
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    Wow. That hair.
    Just… wow.

  28. Brooke Burke No Make Up
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    Life as a gandy dancer will really age you. That and having four kids.

  29. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
    Perplexity
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    With parenting skills such as these, at least he still has his good looks.

  30. Joe Calzaghe Mickey Rourke
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    anyone else have to match up jacket colors to figure out whose hand was in whose crotch?

    In the old day, you could just ASSUME a man would only touch his own junk, but these days…homos everywhere! Now they want to get married and steal jobs from decent abortion clinics!

    I don’t even know what I’m angry about.

  31. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
    Johnny P!
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    Even camels get fat, apparently.

  32. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress KIIS 102.7 Teen Choice Awards
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    She looks like Jojo ate a mushroom and got taller.

  33. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
    JC
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    “I’m your huckleberry….flavored coffee drink.”

  34. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress KIIS 102.7 Teen Choice Awards
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    Is this a thing?

    Chicks insisting on being photographed from behind, and twisting their head around Exorcist style?

    • The whole looking-over-the-shoulder-like-they’re-surprised-to-see-a-photog-there-but-it’s-okay-because-they’re-totally-down-with-having-their-butt-do-all-the-talking thing.

  35. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Sally Jessica Parker has that hairstyle… for lunch

  36. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
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    3 drinks and a sack of food…but you know there’s nobody else sharing them, you just know it.

  37. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
    Little Tongue
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    Picking up the kids? Abducting them seems more likely.

  38. Karina Smirnoff Bikini Paddleboard
    Emma Watson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    Invisible man:
    If you’re blue and you
    Don’t know where to go to
    Why don’t you go
    Where fashion sits…

    Karina:
    Puttin’ on the ritz!

  39. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
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    That’s the one who was touching all of Seal’s shit.

  40. JC
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    Heroincles

  41. Russell Brand Barefoot
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    Why does a quote from “Archer” fit so perfectly?

    “Ants are going to be the least of your worry, Smackhound… running around barefoot like that.

    “Hello? Hookworms? Get in my feet!”

    Or *whatever*… some kind of worms… will go in your feet… (drinks) “

  42. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini
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    2 Days Post-Mortem; The latest trend in lipstick color

  43. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Sunglasses
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    I bet my arse that within 18 months this broad has shaved her head and tried to kill someone with an umbrella…

  44. Serena Williams
    Perplexity
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    Now that I think of it, don’t you need a quantum harmonic oscillator as part of Schrödinger equation in quantum mechanics? I can’t believe I overlooked that. I need to write this stuff down. Fuck it. Sir? More pie please.

  45. Elisabetta Gregoraci Bikini
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    It’s really sad when the only legacy of the late Ted Knight is his fucking hat from Caddyshack.

  46. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
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    nips need alignment.

  47. Magic Johnson Red Shirt White Shorts And Shoes
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    Dude makes HIV look like a healthy lifestyle choice. He’s 52 years old and had AIDS for 20 years…wtf? why does he look better than I do? I mean, other than all the alcohol and fast food…

  48. Lenny Kravitz
    MRF
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    “I just can’t fight this feeling anymoorrree, ….”

  49. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
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    …and every kid within line of sight now believes 100% in the boogeyman.

  50. MRF
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    “Why don’t you go get Hercules a cup of coffee, eh kid?”

    • Lord Invader

      As opposed to what he more used to saying: ” Would you like me to top off your coffee, sir?” and “Order up!”

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