Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to point out that Miley Cyrus‘s dang ol’ cleavage is 67 miles away from Fish & I right now and yet we still chose to go see The Dark Knight Rises instead. Special kind of nerd-gay, you say? Sure, but we like to call it dedication penis jokery. Hard dedication. Anyway, today’s round-up also includes Val Kilmer‘s shpants, the last time Joe Calzaghe ever shares a cab with anyone (or started a nightly bleach bath, probably both), and another tender moment with doting father Seal.
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“Not that there’s anything wrong with that….”
What’s bred in the bone will out of the flesh…
when sitting next to mr. rourke, its customary to finger ones testicles…
Joe looks like he’s two knuckles deep in his vag…
i would eat.
“Touch my cameras and I’ll beat your ass like I did your mother! Now get ready to fly you little shit!”
Like an eagle…to the sea…
I know I’m going to deeply regret asking this, but why does that guy have his hand on his junk when he knows he’s being photographed? photographed next to clayface’s body double?
y’know what? nevermind. there are just some questions humanity is not meant to know the truth to
He is also rubbing his nipple!
While at the same time Mickey is touching him!
“First class and business aren’t big enough ma’am. Have you tried cargo?”
Weren’t train conductor hats and bangles popular in the 70′s?
Is she wearing fucking rainbow toe-socks too?
I’m pretty sure it was the 80s when the Bangles were popular.
Meant the bracelets, not the band.
But nice on, Tom!
Finally, an airline that lets you bring your own parachute
Finally, an airline that lets you bring your own flotation device.
Fixed.
He just looks like he stinks all the time…
Down to only three frappe machiatos. Good for him.
normally I don’t care for brunettes, but right here there’s nothing not to like
Yes, that’s a damned big ass, but I have little doubt that she can kick ALL of our asses.
When you hit it (somewhat) rich with hit movies, don’t you hire a nutritionist and personal trainer?
You saw what happened to Jonah Hill’s career when he lost weight. When you become famous, your appearance is frozen in time…any changes, you’re DONE.
that’s why Jewell’s teeth are still all jacked up.
I was just about to say something about Jonah Hill.
Something like how I’m not going to make fun of her weight cause we will just bitch when she loses it anyway.
Plus she looks awesome here.
I really don’t think Sandra can be more than 2 or 3 pounds overweight, if at all. I just don’t see what all the fuss is about.
I like her titties here.
same, I would probably play with them a little bit. But not TOO much or she might speak and that voice would just ruin everything.
trombone solo!
Accessories by Shakira
implant rippling on the right one or a hickey?
Signs of imminent collapse in the north tower.
Weight of 1oz of silicon * maximum tensil strenght of skin = size of implant (+/-).
is she eating for two or is she two
Love to sit down for a drink with this chick… and her sister Meg.
Bet they’d have tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks in no time, and some very cool ‘insider’ stories.
That might be cool. Myself, I’d rather take Jennifer to bed.
You can mousse up that hair to the heights of the gods, but we won’t be distracted from that receding hairline.
Jesus Christ.
To think that I used to touch myself thinking of him (a million years ago, obviously)…
Get a suit with straps please.
Why the fuck is this hideous, semi-talented has-been being invited to every freakin’ Premiere these days?
I think he’s Kelly Brook’s limo driver.
I wish they got a shot of how she paid for her ticket. Do grizzly bears pay for goods and services with pine nuts or salmon?
Wow. That hair.
Just… wow.
Life as a gandy dancer will really age you. That and having four kids.
With parenting skills such as these, at least he still has his good looks.
anyone else have to match up jacket colors to figure out whose hand was in whose crotch?
In the old day, you could just ASSUME a man would only touch his own junk, but these days…homos everywhere! Now they want to get married and steal jobs from decent abortion clinics!
I don’t even know what I’m angry about.
I do. Mickey is wearing your banana clip. Just pull it out of his hair when he passes out.
Even camels get fat, apparently.
She does have two humps, er, colossal thighs
She looks like Jojo ate a mushroom and got taller.
“I’m your huckleberry….flavored coffee drink.”
Is this a thing?
Chicks insisting on being photographed from behind, and twisting their head around Exorcist style?
The whole looking-over-the-shoulder-like-they’re-surprised-to-see-a-photog-there-but-it’s-okay-because-they’re-totally-down-with-having-their-butt-do-all-the-talking thing.
Jim Carey did the “Butt doing the talking” thing first.
It’s what happens when the “photogs” yell, “NOW TURN AROUND SO WE CAN GET A PICTURE OF YOUR ASS!”
Sally Jessica Parker has that hairstyle… for lunch
3 drinks and a sack of food…but you know there’s nobody else sharing them, you just know it.
Maybe he gives some to his cats?
That’s our buddy Val, always pretending he has company…
Picking up the kids? Abducting them seems more likely.
Invisible man:
If you’re blue and you
Don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go
Where fashion sits…
Karina:
Puttin’ on the ritz!
That’s the one who was touching all of Seal’s shit.
Heroincles
Why does a quote from “Archer” fit so perfectly?
“Ants are going to be the least of your worry, Smackhound… running around barefoot like that.
“Hello? Hookworms? Get in my feet!”
Or *whatever*… some kind of worms… will go in your feet… (drinks) “
2 Days Post-Mortem; The latest trend in lipstick color
Whew, I thought she was suffering from hypothermia…
I bet my arse that within 18 months this broad has shaved her head and tried to kill someone with an umbrella…
I’d take that bet except I’m not sure exactly what good a zombie arse would be.
Now that I think of it, don’t you need a quantum harmonic oscillator as part of Schrödinger equation in quantum mechanics? I can’t believe I overlooked that. I need to write this stuff down. Fuck it. Sir? More pie please.
It’s really sad when the only legacy of the late Ted Knight is his fucking hat from Caddyshack.
I wonder if she got a bowl of soup when she bought it.
I never thought to combine the Caddyshack hat with the naked lady tee.
Looks good on her, though…
nips need alignment.
Dude makes HIV look like a healthy lifestyle choice. He’s 52 years old and had AIDS for 20 years…wtf? why does he look better than I do? I mean, other than all the alcohol and fast food…
Magic made that shit disappear.
(Pun intended)
I don’t believe he ever contracted AIDS, but he was HIV positive. I think the consensus of opinion is that his dodging the bullet is the result of a healthy lifestyle .
The result of a ‘healthy lifestyle’ is being in the third trimester?
“I just can’t fight this feeling anymoorrree, ….”
…and every kid within line of sight now believes 100% in the boogeyman.
“Why don’t you go get Hercules a cup of coffee, eh kid?”
As opposed to what he more used to saying: ” Would you like me to top off your coffee, sir?” and “Order up!”