The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.20.12

July 20th, 2012 // 470 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where I’d like to point out that Miley Cyrus‘s dang ol’ cleavage is 67 miles away from Fish & I right now and yet we still chose to go see The Dark Knight Rises instead. Special kind of nerd-gay, you say? Sure, but we like to call it dedication penis jokery. Hard dedication. Anyway, today’s round-up also includes Val Kilmer‘s shpants, the last time Joe Calzaghe ever shares a cab with anyone (or started a nightly bleach bath, probably both), and another tender moment with doting father Seal.

Kid said he was a Nikon man, what’re ya gonna do?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Claire Danes Baby Bump Homeland Set
    Perplexity
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    She must be moving really fast.

  2. Claire Danes Baby Bump Homeland Set
    Mr. Poop
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    big bird is displeased with his sandwich

  3. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    We’re on Day 3 of the Pumpkinhead pregnancy watch.
    Nope, nothing yet.

  4. Mr. Poop
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    clearly hercules belongs in a teen style lounge

  5. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    Perplexity
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    Staring at the helpings of raisins, Ashton suddenly has a moment of missing Demi. Then he sees the peaches and realizes he really wants to bang the chick in front of him in the line.

  6. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Perplexity
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    Guess how she ate all that ice cream

  7. Pia Toscano Butt Tight Minidress KIIS 102.7 Teen Choice Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Needs more blush.

  8. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Sunglasses
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    Girl in the background: “On no that skank did NOT just fart a chilli’s fart in my face…”

  9. Joe Calzaghe Mickey Rourke
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    Mickey Rourke definitely smells like a hobo’s asshole.

  10. Russell Brand Barefoot
    Perplexity
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    Seen after waking up on the park bench

  11. Claire Danes Baby Bump Homeland Set
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    Put that sandwich down, FATTY!! Oh… uhmm… sorry about that…

  12. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
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    Method douchery….

  13. Aaron Paul Hoodie Rose Poses With Fan
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    A rose yo

  14. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
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    Bleeech!

  15. Lenny Kravitz
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    “Lenny come on… Please don’t ask me to cough on stage…”

  16. Melissa McCarthy Fat Weight Gain Sandra Bullock
    Perplexity
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    Yo, Jabba. What are the gloves for – cross training of pastries and raisinettes?

  17. Melissa McCarthy Fat Weight Gain Sandra Bullock
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    The gloves help her get a better grip on the ham-hock she eats for breakfast.

  18. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
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    Ok I know models often go for ugly guys but you’re gonna tell me Heidi looked at that face and said “Oh yeah, I want that the rest of my life”???

  19. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    Cock Dr
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    Overwhelming evidence that Milla Kunis has a thing for douchebags.

  20. Magic Johnson Red Shirt White Shorts And Shoes
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    Doesn’t look gay.

  21. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    irocksocksoff
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    God, Bill Paxton never ages!

  22. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    Too many tacos!

  23. Serena Williams
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    “Yes, I’m sorry Ms. Williams. I AM gonna have to charge you the carry-on charge…”

  24. Lenny Kravitz
    Perplexity
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    Three notes earlier in the song, the guitarist has flowing straight hair. #surprisecolonoscopy

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    Is he hanging with Gerard?

  26. Magic Johnson Red Shirt White Shorts And Shoes
    Perplexity
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    He looks like an Earvin. Nothing magic about this.

  27. Brooke Burke No Make Up
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    Wow Ernest Borgnine didn’t waste any time in being reincarnated!

  28. Brooke Burke No Make Up
    Freebie48
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    Extremely plain without make up and fancy dresses.

    • Jen

      Everyone is.

      • MeMe

        not true. i live in the San Fernando section of Los Angeles and saw Jessica Alba at Whole Foods (about three years ago). Not a drop of make up (i made sure to get close enough to tell), hair in a pony tail, yoga pants and tshirt…she was stunning. some women just have naturally pretty faces. her skin was a little broken out, and she was STILL gorgeous. Don’t be jealous.

      • c-ko

        This woman is also a lot older than Alba, you can’t compare young to old. Your face gets harder to maintain at 35 than at 20- something.

      • MeMe

        While that may be true, the point of my post was that this Jen person is WRONG. Not “everyone” is plain without make up. I have an aunt who is older than Burke and looks AMAZING sans make up. She just has great aging genes and naturally has a gorgeous face. She was a model in her 20′s. My whole point was that there are in fact some women who look stunning minus make up and not “everyone” is plain without it. Even women not in their 20′s.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        “Close enough to tell”? heheh I’m visualizing you standing right up next to her, staring. “Not touching, can’t get mad”…

  29. Lisa Blue Bikini Runway
    Gin&Tonic
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    please tell me that’s a fake tan and she’s not actually baked herself into a cheeto

  30. Val Kilmer Starbucks Ponytail Capri Pants Sandals
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    Ice(d Latte) Man

  31. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
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    Wants to be Johnny Depp so fucking bad. He was so close in the 80s and then Depp took the douchebag lead and never looked back.

    • Hey! Greico had TWO television series after Jump Street. What’s Depp done since then??

      • Johnny P!

        Depp? He’s become an ‘Honorary Native” for some role, has become Tim Burton’s concubine… and something associated with a ride at Disney Land or Disney World about pirates or something…
        Not too sure. Anyway, whatever he’s been doing, he has in fact become the ‘Douche King’.

  32. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
    Josh
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    Before I read who this was I thought Birdman (the rapper) had made off with someone’s kid.

  33. Coco Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Something From Nothing The Art of Rap Premiere
    JPC
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    *Photoboy throws out the Tony-bait, sits back and cracks a beer.*

  34. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
    Josh
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    Gunt!

  35. Melissa McCarthy Fat Weight Gain Sandra Bullock
    vgrly
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    I understand she’s a biker chick but is there a large enough bike for her?

  36. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a chin in there….a big one.

  37. Magic Johnson Red Shirt White Shorts And Shoes
    vgrly
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    Is he the longest living HIV recipient out there? Is his HIV in remission or something?

  38. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Perplexity
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    How does this guy keep finding these events, much less paying the paparazzi to take his picture?

  39. Serena Williams
    vgrly
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    I’m surprised THAT can be a professional athlete.

  40. Perplexity
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    Kevin’s mug shot for impersonating someone we ever cared about.

  41. Coco Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Something From Nothing The Art of Rap Premiere
    Gin&Tonic
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    when kim k does this crap she comes across as radioactive waste, but put coco in the same pose and she’s just so cheerfully shameless you can’t help but kinda like her

  42. Debra Messing Nipples Tank Top Weight Gain
    Perplexity
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    Is she carrying the umbrella to keep the sun off of her because of her albino complexion or that she would sweat some of those pounds off?

  43. Jessica Gomes Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Did she have a couple lower ribs removed, or is that a natural fabulous waistline?

  44. Seal Black Toenail Polish Sandals Grabbing Child
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    “An action scene from Candyman IV is shot on the streets of New York City”

  45. Karina Smirnoff Bikini Paddleboard
    Perplexity
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    Just learned the bright light in the sky was named the “sun.” Learning IS fun.

  46. Jennifer Tilly
    Cock Dr
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    Ms Tilly seems well nourished.

  47. Commented on this photo:

    Because Hercules is the first guy I think of when somebody mentions Africa.

  48. Joe Calzaghe Mickey Rourke
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    I know that face, Joe. The chick you just picked up in the club doesn’t look as good when you get her into regular lighting.

  49. Coco Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Something From Nothing The Art of Rap Premiere
    Perplexity
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    The silicon exhibit.

  50. Claire Danes Baby Bump Homeland Set
    Johnny P!
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    “My name’s Temple Grandin! And I can show you how to slaughter your cows more humanely and effectively! That’s Temple Grandin!”

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