The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.19.13

July 19th, 2013 // 246 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which came up a little short (Oh, how I wish I had a Dinklage pic to link right there.), forcing me to pull the Final Five out of retirement once again. So, if you’re a fan of butts attached to marginally recognizable famewhores, I’m your Huckleberry. I did manage to find Beyonce taking care not to endanger her pregnancy in any way, Weston Cage not doing karate, so yes, his meds have been stablized, and Bob Saget near impressionable young women, which is fine, because it’s not like that’s ever ended in Heath Ledger‘s death before.

Wow, those really got progressively darker didn’t they?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    caley
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    “Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!”

  2. Robert Pattinson LAX
    awkward turtle
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    “Really? Your survey says nobody remembers who I am? Already? . . . Fuck.”

  3. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
    caley
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    It’s like if you took Dave Navarro, stretched him and took away the talent. Yes, let that sink in. Took away Dave Navarro’s talent.

  4. Jon Voight Hugging Woman
    awkward turtle
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    The Society of People With No Upper Lips

  5. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
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    Somebody’s bout to get judy-chopped.

  6. Harry Hamlin Face Buried In Lisa Rinna Cleavage
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    “Yes, her nipples are enormous and hard. Always. Listen! I’m looking at them right now! Hon, you’re going to have to send your boy-toy a picture, this is killing my neck.”

  7. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    “There, there. It happens all the time, Mr. Pott…I mean Radcliffe. Everybody’s wand malfunctions once in a while.”

  8. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pregnant Belly
    Pickle Nose
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    Funny, my wife looked exactly like this when she was pregnant. The only thing that’s missing is the double chin, swollen ankles, vericose veins, and blinding rage. Other than than they could be twins.

    PS – I love you honey.

  9. Jon Voight Hugging Woman
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    “You’re homely, I’m homely… we can work through this, together.”

  10. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
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    The man has brought in billions of dollars – I think he’s entitled to show off his ass crunches.

    “LOOK AT MY GLUTES!”

  11. Benedict Cumberbatch Suit Jacket Shorts Flip Flops
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    He’s been all over the world this week, no doubt trying to stay one step ahead of his Trekkie fans.

  12. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Passerby on set: “Jennifer Oldistan! Your acting sucks and your career is over! You should just jump”

    Jennifer’s face reveals the truth: “He’s not wrong”

  13. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
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    This is what it looks like when you are allowed to shit your pants in public.

  14. Jon Voight Hugging Woman
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    Awkward celebrity photo-ops aside, those are the hands of death.

  15. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    Wow. I thought his other photos this week made him look chubby. This one makes him look like he’s wasting away from cancer. This is the Boy Who Lived?

  16. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
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    “Wow, this looks like a shitty movie. I hope no one I know is in it.”

  17. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
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    Is this the same kid? The one with the karate? I remember him being more… unchubby?

  18. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    Harry Potter and the Days after Chemo

  19. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
    tlmck
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    Who dug up Bob Hope?

  20. Benedict Cumberbatch Suit Jacket Shorts Flip Flops
    tlmck
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    “Later that night. Andy Dick donned a wig and made his escape…”

  21. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Flywheel Sports Flatiron
    tlmck
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    She was hotter when she was a fat, sloppy, drunk.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      The problem was the bitch never shut her mouth before. Now, the teeth make it impossible to do.

  22. Robert Pattinson LAX
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    “No, I really am British. Look at these eyebrows!”

  23. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
    jason
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    Had to look her up on IMDB, and saw she was in Showgirls II.

    I’m in love.

  24. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pregnant Belly
    AWOL
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    If you scroll up and just look at the head, it’s “Iceman” from Top Gun, mid volleyball game.

  25. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
    Cock Dr
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    I will admit the possibility that this is Harrison Ford.

  26. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That’s right, shake your money maker.

  27. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
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    “My shoes hurt!”

  28. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Man, Helen Mirren *does* look great!

  29. Beyonce Floating Above Stage
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    “Everyone with marginal talent and an inflated opinion of themselves jump right now!”

  30. Jon Voight Hugging Woman
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    And as the final breath she would ever take was slowly crushed from her lungs she regretted asking Jon Voight if he could get her Brad Pitt’s autograph.

  31. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    Kill it!!! Kill it with fire!!!

    Or just wait for it to die on its own. Can’t be more than 20 minutes from the looks of things.

  32. Jon Voight Hugging Woman
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    “Look, mister. My name is not Angelina, now please let me go.”

  33. Ryan Reynolds Jeff Bridges GMA
    The Pope
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    Jeff just didn’t get the hang of clapping as quickly as Ryan did.

  34. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
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    The medication controls the mood swings, but it has… physical side effects.

  35. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    “Must pretend man’s hand on the back of my neck isn’t giving me a boner! MUST pretend man’s hand on the back of my neck isn’t giving me a boner! MUST pretend…”

  36. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
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    “SEE? I can STILL do my own stunts!”

  37. Ryan Reynolds Jeff Bridges GMA
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    “Then at the wrap party at Jeff’s house, I got so wasted I ended up peeing on the rug.”

  38. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    Or, as he’s known in hip-hop circles, “Lil’ Nosferatu”

  39. Bob Saget Double Chin Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he morphing into Jon Lovitz?

  40. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    Urbanspaceman
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    Did she have her implants removed when Angelina…naaa…

  41. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
    blerg
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    Is this his Clint Eastwood impression?

  42. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    tlmck
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    If she gets mad and quits the project, they could just stick that wig on Heather Locklear and not even have to reshoot any scenes.

  43. Ryan Reynolds Jeff Bridges GMA
    tlmck
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    This interview performance should get Bridges another Emmy.

  44. Beyonce Floating Above Stage
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    This is proof enough for me that we are living in the matrix.

  45. Harry Hamlin Face Buried In Lisa Rinna Cleavage
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    Please stop breast feeding in public.

  46. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
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    “Hey Nick…Tell that fat bearded emo Rob Kardashian his sisters are whores!”

  47. Robert Pattinson LAX
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    “No, seriously I’m not actually a vampire, look, Wrinkles.”

  48. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
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    Thought it was Robin Williams Disguised as George Sr.

  49. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
    Jenn
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    I may throw up on you.

  50. Benedict Cumberbatch Suit Jacket Shorts Flip Flops
    Jenn
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    What damn weather is he dressing for anyway?

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