The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.19.13

July 19th, 2013 // 246 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which came up a little short (Oh, how I wish I had a Dinklage pic to link right there.), forcing me to pull the Final Five out of retirement once again. So, if you’re a fan of butts attached to marginally recognizable famewhores, I’m your Huckleberry. I did manage to find Beyonce taking care not to endanger her pregnancy in any way, Weston Cage not doing karate, so yes, his meds have been stablized, and Bob Saget near impressionable young women, which is fine, because it’s not like that’s ever ended in Heath Ledger‘s death before.

Wow, those really got progressively darker didn’t they?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    anonym
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    Who’s the hot bitch next to her?

  2. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
    ruckus
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    I think he learned the spell to make meth.

  3. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Flywheel Sports Flatiron
    JC
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    The shape of her mouth never changes. Did she get it painted on?

  4. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pregnant Belly
    Mos
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    That moment when all the Mexican food you ate last night wants to cross the border into the toilet. Or, in this case, the ocean.

  5. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    “Marty…? Marty, is that you?”

  6. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Flywheel Sports Flatiron
    Mos
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    If I didn’t know that I hated her, I might be mildly attracted to her for a night.

  7. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    You can tell Ireland is still new to the game as she broke the first rule of Instagram Club – NEVER have someone hotter than you pose next to you in a pic.

  8. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
    Mos
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    I think I prefer my movie stars to die young so they don’t ruin my childhood memories by getting old.

  9. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pregnant Belly
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    That moment when this pregnant woman looks better than the majority of non pregnant women in a bikini.

  10. Vronsly

    I once forgot to wear clothes . The thing is I was not cold or warm I mean people were not aghast at seeing me that way . Of course I can not blame them for that . Later I got on a bus where I found and devoured a giant marshmallow. Then the buss turned into a toilet and again no one cared . Then I woke up with bad indigestion and my pillow was gone

  11. Benedict Cumberbatch Suit Jacket Shorts Flip Flops
    Cock Dr
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    He needs a better international travel wardrobe. That’s a mess.

  12. Benedict Cumberbatch Suit Jacket Shorts Flip Flops
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    I can see why he was cast as Khan in the latest Star Trek installment. I mean, who amongst us doesn’t see a British dude with Dr. Who hair, a blazer/T-shirt ensemble, jorts, flip-flops and an over-sized man purse and think, “Now, there goes a serious bad-ass”?

  13. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    That’s the same expression I get on my face whenever “Friends” come on.

  14. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Flywheel Sports Flatiron
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    Say what you will about Snooki, but she actually seems to be the only one who figured out that the money is going to run out so the best thing you can do is invest in yourself for things that are permanent and long term.

    Dear Lord, we now live in a world where Snooki is the smart one.

    • Lipo and Bugs Bunny dentures are good long term investments? Little wonder I lost my ass in ’08. I invested in stupid shit like blue chip tech stocks and real estate.

  15. Harry Hamlin Face Buried In Lisa Rinna Cleavage
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    “Hello? Yes, this is Has-Been”.

  16. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
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    Chris Angel Food Cake

  17. George HW Bush 5000th Point Of Light Award Presentation
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    Like his son, he destroyed the American economy, engendered a deep recession, got us into a bullshit war with Iraq and greatly increased the deficit. But he did all that in only 4 years, so I call him an overachiever.

  18. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    “Precioussssssss…. we wantsssssss it…!”

  19. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
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    In his later years, screen legend Harrison Ford became so confused and senile that often times he would in fact forget which way to face the audience.

  20. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
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    “Dude… these pics your Mom took for your Dad’s Birthday are hot!”

  21. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Flywheel Sports Flatiron
    Cock Dr
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    I love that one great big white tooth.
    Why pay for a bunch Chiclet tooth implants when a huge one will fill that gap in nicely.

  22. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Shirley MacLaine?

  23. Jennifer Aniston Hanging Cleavage Out Window Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Hey it’s Helen Mirr…I mean Jennifer Aniston!

  24. Beyonce Floating Above Stage
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    Good…now show me “paint the fence”.

  25. Robert Pattinson LAX
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    Getting used to being around people with actual emotions after being with Kristen can be tough.

  26. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants Sweaty Back
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    Just like Seacrest liked it. From behind with the hair tied up nice and short.

  27. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
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    To be fair, once you get beaten up by your babysitter it’s tough to show your face in the gym.

  28. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants Sweaty Back
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    Just like Seacrest liked it. From behind with the hair tied up nice & short.

  29. Harry Hamlin Face Buried In Lisa Rinna Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    What are those nice seniors doing at that den of iniquity?

  30. Ryan Reynolds Jeff Bridges GMA
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    Ryan is very animatedly telling Jeff about his ideas for another movie project. Jeff is trying to remember where he knows this kid from.

  31. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
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    La Bared As indeed…

  32. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants Sweaty Back
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    At last, a photographer has realized she has a great ass.

  33. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Enough already. Time to get a job.

  34. Jon Voight Hugging Woman
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    All be damned, so Ruth Gordon had a daughter.

  35. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    After yesterday’s pic, I got a serious thing for Ireland now. The brunette’s pretty hot too.

  36. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pregnant Belly
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    Still looks better than any Kardashian has ever looked in a swimsuit — even Rob.

  37. Harry Hamlin Face Buried In Lisa Rinna Cleavage
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    “Siri, What room is my coke dealer in?”

  38. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants Sweaty Back
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    Very nice.

  39. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
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    This one’s still shiny. I think someone forgot to remove the plastic when they unpacked her.

  40. Snooki Cleavage Excercise Bike Flywheel Sports Flatiron
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    She looks great these days. Fuck the stupid tattoos.

  41. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Noel Coward Theatre
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    Why do talented rich people have such shitty children.

  42. Daniel Radcliffe Pale Skin Emaciated Body Messenger Bag
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    I think someone has a drug problem.

  43. Robert Pattinson LAX
    Veronika Larsson
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    “Hello, Mr. Pattinson. As part of your pre-flight boarding process, I’m required to show you these *other photographs* of Kristen with the directors of her other movies…”

  44. Beyonce Floating Above Stage
    Veronika Larsson
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    Beyonce: Gimme a B!

    Crowd: B!!!!

    Beyonce: What’s that stand for?

    Crowd: Do you really want us to answer that honestly?

  45. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
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    She’s got an amazing ass.

  46. Benedict Cumberbatch Suit Jacket Shorts Flip Flops
    Veronika Larsson
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    And this is why in all those science fiction movies, everybody in the future dresses exactly the same, in a silver foil jumpsuit. Because of guys like this.

  47. Harry Hamlin Face Buried In Lisa Rinna Cleavage
    Veronika Larsson
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    “You’re right, honey, I *can* hear the ocean.”

  48. Ryan Reynolds Jeff Bridges GMA
    Veronika Larsson
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    Bridges: Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

  49. Harrison Ford Imitating Enders Game Poster Comic Con
    Veronika Larsson
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    Make fun of Harrison all you want. I once ran into him in Santa Monica and he was a lovely man, very patient and kind with his fans, although I feel he’s a bit shy.

    The man’s a legend, people. Is he has-been? I don’t think so, but if he is, that’s better than a never-was (looks at other snarky commenters).

  50. Paula Labaredas Butt Bikini
    Veronika Larsson
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    That bitch stole my “housework outfit”. Now I have to get a new one.

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