The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.15.16

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vin Diesel giving less fucks than Paul Walker did about road safety, Gerard Butler trying to get it up without the sensual aroma of urnial cakes, and this photo of Reese Witherspoon, who is 40 and still rocks a bikini like that, so while you creeps build your basement shrines to Ariel Winter’s boob scar, I’ll be over here practicing foot rubs and suggesting brunch at that new place near the farmer’s market. #JustCuzADogIsChainedToThePorchDontMeanHeCantBark

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