The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.13.12

July 13th, 2012 // 793 Comments

“No captain, she said she won’t board until we change it to S.S. Buttsex.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Sara Jean Underwood absolutely owns Adrianne Curry at Comic-Con, Mick Jagger answers approximately how many more farewell tours The Stones are planning, and Elizabeth Berkley just remembered she forgot something. Probably left the stove on. And exactly how much can a fart smell like man-goo?

Only Edward Cullen knows the answer,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Comic-Con Cosplay Game Of Thrones
    JungleRed
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    She looks like she was raped in the parking lot. By the way, has anyone seen Daniel Tosh?

  2. Mila Kunis Comic-Con
    cc
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    When that ‘O’ turns into the Eye of Sauron, you should see those kiddies run.

  3. Chris Hemsworth Baby India Rose
    cc
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    Okay, we get it, you are an enlightened, nurturing fellow…move on.

  4. Taylor Lautner Robert Pattinson Comic-Con
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    Lautner’s thinking, “I wonder if I can eat cardboard”

  5. Josh Brolin Sandals Iced Coffee Labor Day Set
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    Marky Mark’s evil twin plots his own parallel, sinister film career.

  6. Hayden Christensen Rachel Bilson
    El Jefe
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    Ummm, editor fell asleep at the wheel I see.

    What kind of fucking gay ass hipster shoes is he wearing?

  7. Dolph Lundgren
    EricLr
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    “I will break you…and also ask for a $20 autograph fee.”

  8. Chris Hemsworth Baby India Rose
    Cock Dr
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    His publicist told him to take that baby EVERYWHERE.

  9. Taylor Lautner Robert Pattinson Comic-Con
    cc
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    Wait, what? There’s another one of these fucking movies?!!!

  10. Josh Brolin Sandals Iced Coffee Labor Day Set
    it had to be said
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    You know when you’re watching a movie and it dawns on you that it is actually a gay porn? That’s this scene.

  11. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    richie
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    very hot

  12. Amber Rose Cleavage Head Wrap
    JungleRed
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    Aunt Jemima’s updated her look.

  13. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Comic-Con Cosplay Game Of Thrones
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    From the worried look on her face I would say she has a monkey on her back, or perhaps a small red dragon.

  14. Mila Kunis Comic-Con
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    I was going to ask how she managed to age 10 years in the last six months…but then I saw the Disney logo. Disney does that to you.

  15. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet Yellow Pants Daughter Comic-Con
    j/k
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    Daddy is going to show you how to pick up boys!

  16. Hayden Christensen Rachel Bilson
    it had to be said
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    “Wait. You have a hat? I don’t have a hat.”

  17. Chris Hemsworth Baby India Rose
    El Jefe
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    Why is he hanging out with Hetty from NCIS LA?

  18. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Comic-Con Cosplay Game Of Thrones
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    I don’t remember Daenerys accessorizing her dragins with nunchuk dildos, but I’m all in favor of Season 3 spoilers.

  19. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    your mom
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    I missed the last couple flicks… Did Luke Skywalker get AIDS?

  20. Taylor Lautner Robert Pattinson Comic-Con
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    “I’ll be damned, Lautner CAN close his mouth. I owe you $5″

  21. Patricia Arquette
    cc
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    What the fuck is she wearing?

  22. Mila Kunis Comic-Con
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    Disney’s doing Oz’s now? Maybe I can get just a nickle bag or something.

  23. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    it had to be said
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    In fairness, vampires can’t see themselves in mirrors.

  24. Amber Rose Cleavage Head Wrap
    j/k
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    Mixed race whores, uniting America through depression.

  25. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
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    I know you’d expect me to take a couple of cheap shots at some low hanging fruit here, but I actually like her show, so…free pass.

  26. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage
    your mom
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    Is she playing an Olsen Twin? Spot on!

  27. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
    Huh?
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    I can count to potato!

  28. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    El Jefe
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    That outfit is horrible, I would have to rip it off of her immediately.

  29. Antonio Banderas Clogs No Socks
    it had to be said
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    Nice fucking shoes, Maria.

  30. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    cc
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    Looks as though The Force fucked off.

  31. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet Yellow Pants Daughter Comic-Con
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    “…because daddy played The Punisher once, long before he played a gay prostitute, that’s why we’re here”

  32. Taylor Lautner Robert Pattinson Comic-Con
    El Jefe
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    His face clearly shows what he thinks of Lautner’s acting and he is correct.

  33. Amber Rose Cleavage Head Wrap
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    Didn’t she used to be black?

  34. Patricia Arquette
    El Jefe
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    She looks like my China.

  35. John Stossel
    cc
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    Ask him to interview a professional wrestler and watch that smile disappear.

  36. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    JungleRed
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    Wait. Did Leia make a baby with Jabba while she was held captive? God damn Lucas revisions!

  37. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
    cc
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    He’s 9/10ths of the way to being an exhibit at Body Worlds.

  38. Antonio Banderas Clogs No Socks
    El Jefe
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    He is definitely daring the guy to say something about the shoes.

  39. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
    j/k
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    I’d make a joke but after seeing an interview with him I think he is certifiably retarded. I’m glad to see he got dressed all by himself today.

  40. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
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    all that Star Wars money & ya can’t buy moisturiser or fuckin shampoo?

  41. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
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    “Use the FORCE Luke…not FORK! sigh…at least there’s another Skywalker. wait..she what??? dammit!!!”

  42. Shay Mitchell Cleavage
    cc
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    I believe I’d be happy to wake up beside her.

  43. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
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    to be honest, I have that same shirt. Picked it up at Costco in Cabo San Lucas.

  44. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
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    She must be a vampire. As soon as I saw her, all the blood drained out of my penis.

  45. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
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    have tits. will travel.

  46. John Stossel
    it had to be said
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    Is this a Just for Men ad?

  47. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet Yellow Pants Daughter Comic-Con
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Is it hard to get in to Comic-Con? I’d love to chase them around and rob their iPhones

  48. Chris Hemsworth Baby India Rose
    Codot
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    HOW DARE YOU GAZE UPON THE DAUGHTER OF THE SON OF ODIN?

  49. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet Yellow Pants Daughter Comic-Con
    El Jefe
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    Shoes??? Just said fuck it or did he forget them in the bathroom when he was with his last john?

  50. Chris Hemsworth Baby India Rose
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    Edna Mode asking him how the super-suit she made fits the baby.

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