“No captain, she said she won’t board until we change it to S.S. Buttsex.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Sara Jean Underwood absolutely owns Adrianne Curry at Comic-Con, Mick Jagger answers approximately how many more farewell tours The Stones are planning, and Elizabeth Berkley just remembered she forgot something. Probably left the stove on. And exactly how much can a fart smell like man-goo?
Only Edward Cullen knows the answer,
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OH MY GOD!
I usually think facelifts look stupid on men (ahem..Kenny Rogers), but I think Mick should think about it. He could score a nice suitcase out of the deal.
He banged 4,000 women by age 45. I trade my smooth taut face for his legendary penis any day.
Back when they were keeping track, Bill Wyman was way ahead of Mick Jagger. Bill didn’t get sidetracked by things like writing songs, promoting the band, hanging out with society folk and other celebrities. Charlie Watts was at the other end of the list, with 1 – his wife.
If you trade your face for his penis won’t you both look awfully weird naked?
I banged 4000 women by the time I was 16. Pictures count, right?
Hah, now that is funny!
Damn, my response was for Norm.
Lily Tomlin melted.
I thought “Lilly Tomlin” when I first glanced at the picture, then I saw that it was Mick Jagger. Maybe time for a different hairdo.
Still looks good!
Or Martha Plumpton. That would work too.
Or Martha PlimpTONS.
Martha Blumpkin.
(Martha Frumpton, Dumpton it could go on all week.)
“Penn Badgley”
Even your fucking name sounds douchey. Go play tennis.
Obviously a member of SAG.
I guess starring in Corvette Summer makes you a hero forever.
“No, you’re fatter!”
I;’m not entirely sure what’s happening in this picture but I’m 90% certain it’s a hate crime to make fun of it.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud, Jill!
I love you!
D’awe… you guys are makin’ me blush.
The site isn’t allowing me to give you a thumbs up, but nice one.
Ow. I laughed so much I’ve hurt myself. :D
Yes, The Expendables 2.
How ironic…
Hey Fish, you sure that’s not Sloth?
what a complete assclown
So effing cute. He is definitely growing on me….
She’s facing straight ahead so she can look directly into both cameras at once.
Talentless whore
There is a lesson to be learned from this photo.Dress like a skank and the world will forget that you have no personality or talent.
I think Mr. Poop actually has a crush on Kristen Stewart.
Best. Cosplay Phoebe Price. Ever
I think that’s a crossplay.
Every single day, he has to get up and put on a costume. Otherwise how would we know who he is?
Purse? check.
brightly colored pants? check.
Shoes? Don’t need ‘em.
Now where did I put my captain douch cape?
Every time I see Sly he looks a little more like Phil Leotardo… AFTER the SUV ran over his head.
Well, hello Dr. Zaius!
“I see dead careers”
Took the words right outta my mouth!
Douche.He.Is.
She’s a hooker, right?
Oh no, I’m choking. Is there a Warrior Princess nearby who could give me mouth-to-mouth–and then ass-to-mouth, if possible?
Gravity is a cold heart-less bitch…
My grandmother used to have one of those in her front yard.
she just keeps getting uglier…
Why so deflated, girl?
Excuse me, Ma’am? You seem to have dropped your breasts…
The Comic-Con VIP pass this year is an anal bead bracelet. How cool is that?
Suit from Sears, shoes from Payless, beverage stains on the shirt…
Guess the royalties from Blu-Ray rentals of ‘The Sixth Sense’ are pretty low now that everyone knows Bruce Willis’ character is already dead…
FUCK!
Sorry, Sparky…
*** SPOILER ALERT!!! ****
Time is (not) on my side.
Time is right here–on my face.
Man those latest generation food dehydrators are AMAZING.
Will.I.am going to kick you in the nuts.
Oh shit, it’s Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald!!!
OK, here’s my Kristen Stewart face. Right?!
“No Sly, den I say, ‘Who ees on first’ and you say, ‘What?’ Eets funny.”
$10 says that valet finally has the courage to eat a bullet tonight.
I see short people.
It looks like the goosemonster stikes again.
The One Ring is within my grasp. I shall rule you all!
You say “tomato” I say “Arghhhhh”
I say “potato,” you say “Uhhhhhhhyoohh”
Now, if you’re blue
And you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the Ritz
They were going with ‘Believe in Your Ping Pong Training Day’ right up to the last minute
Allow me to take this opportunity to mention that I absolutely love this women’s behind.
Looks like the ghost of Michael Jackson is still drooling on his shirt.
Pale, tacky/slutty cloths, happy to be at comic-con…
Are you Kristewa the night elf from my WoW clan?
“OMG Screech DOES have a Mexican cousin!!
“Be Quia” sounds like someone Chris Brown would yell at a mouthy bitch before punching her. Just sayin…
Tubing behind a boat in Barbados never looked so…interesting.
Guess who just got his diploma from the Jeff Goldblum School of Spirituality?
Zing!