The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.13.12

July 13th, 2012 // 793 Comments

“No captain, she said she won’t board until we change it to S.S. Buttsex.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Sara Jean Underwood absolutely owns Adrianne Curry at Comic-Con, Mick Jagger answers approximately how many more farewell tours The Stones are planning, and Elizabeth Berkley just remembered she forgot something. Probably left the stove on. And exactly how much can a fart smell like man-goo?

Only Edward Cullen knows the answer,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
    Commented on this photo:

    OH MY GOD!

    I usually think facelifts look stupid on men (ahem..Kenny Rogers), but I think Mick should think about it. He could score a nice suitcase out of the deal.

  2. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
    Johnny P!
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    Lily Tomlin melted.

    • lori

      I thought “Lilly Tomlin” when I first glanced at the picture, then I saw that it was Mick Jagger. Maybe time for a different hairdo.

  3. Dolph Lundgren
    boobsgetawaywithmurder
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    Still looks good!

  4. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
    Contusion
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    Or Martha Plumpton. That would work too.

  5. Penn Badgley Deep V Sunglasses
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    “Penn Badgley”

    Even your fucking name sounds douchey. Go play tennis.

  6. Amber Rose Cleavage Head Wrap
    Contusion
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    Obviously a member of SAG.

  7. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    EricLr
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    I guess starring in Corvette Summer makes you a hero forever.

  8. Kim Lee Cleavage Corset
    boobsgetawaywithmurder
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    “No, you’re fatter!”

  9. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
    Jill
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    I;’m not entirely sure what’s happening in this picture but I’m 90% certain it’s a hate crime to make fun of it.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Johnny P!
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    Yes, The Expendables 2.
    How ironic…

  11. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
    Joe
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    Hey Fish, you sure that’s not Sloth?

  12. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
    Mr. Poop
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    what a complete assclown

  13. Chris Hemsworth Baby India Rose
    vgrly
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    So effing cute. He is definitely growing on me….

  14. Amanda Seyfried Legs Butt Booty Shorts
    Johnny P!
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    She’s facing straight ahead so she can look directly into both cameras at once.

  15. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    Mr. Poop
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    Talentless whore

  16. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Best. Cosplay Phoebe Price. Ever

  17. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
    Contusion
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    Every single day, he has to get up and put on a costume. Otherwise how would we know who he is?

  18. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet Yellow Pants Daughter Comic-Con
    Jill
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    Purse? check.
    brightly colored pants? check.
    Shoes? Don’t need ‘em.
    Now where did I put my captain douch cape?

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Matt Lauer
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    Every time I see Sly he looks a little more like Phil Leotardo… AFTER the SUV ran over his head.

  20. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
    JungleRed
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    Well, hello Dr. Zaius!

  21. Haley Joel Osment
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    “I see dead careers”

  22. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
    Joe
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    Douche.He.Is.

  23. Amber Rose Cleavage Head Wrap
    alex
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    She’s a hooker, right?

  24. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
    EricLr
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    Oh no, I’m choking. Is there a Warrior Princess nearby who could give me mouth-to-mouth–and then ass-to-mouth, if possible?

  25. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage
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    Gravity is a cold heart-less bitch…

  26. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    My grandmother used to have one of those in her front yard.

  27. Mila Kunis Comic-Con
    superficial
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    she just keeps getting uglier…

  28. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Why so deflated, girl?

  29. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage
    Jill
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    Excuse me, Ma’am? You seem to have dropped your breasts…

  30. The RZA Comic-Con
    Matt Lauer
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    The Comic-Con VIP pass this year is an anal bead bracelet. How cool is that?

  31. Haley Joel Osment
    Johnny P!
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    Suit from Sears, shoes from Payless, beverage stains on the shirt…
    Guess the royalties from Blu-Ray rentals of ‘The Sixth Sense’ are pretty low now that everyone knows Bruce Willis’ character is already dead…

  32. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
    Contusion
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    Time is (not) on my side.

  33. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
    EricLr
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    Man those latest generation food dehydrators are AMAZING.

  34. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Will.I.am going to kick you in the nuts.

  35. Penn Badgley Deep V Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    Oh shit, it’s Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald!!!

  36. Taylor Lautner Robert Pattinson Comic-Con
    JungleRed
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    OK, here’s my Kristen Stewart face. Right?!

  37. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Contusion
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    “No Sly, den I say, ‘Who ees on first’ and you say, ‘What?’ Eets funny.”

  38. Elizabeth Berkley Nipples Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    $10 says that valet finally has the courage to eat a bullet tonight.

  39. Haley Joel Osment
    Contusion
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    I see short people.

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Jill
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    It looks like the goosemonster stikes again.

  41. Mila Kunis Comic-Con
    JungleRed
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    The One Ring is within my grasp. I shall rule you all!

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    EricLr
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    You say “tomato” I say “Arghhhhh”
    I say “potato,” you say “Uhhhhhhhyoohh”

    • Sven Golly

      Now, if you’re blue
      And you don’t know where to go to
      Why don’t you go where fashion sits
      Puttin’ on the Ritz

  43. Shay Mitchell Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They were going with ‘Believe in Your Ping Pong Training Day’ right up to the last minute

  44. Sara Jean Underwood Cleavage Comic-Con Cosplay Game Of Thrones
    cc
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    Allow me to take this opportunity to mention that I absolutely love this women’s behind.

  45. Haley Joel Osment
    EricLr
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    Looks like the ghost of Michael Jackson is still drooling on his shirt.

  46. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    j/k
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    Pale, tacky/slutty cloths, happy to be at comic-con…
    Are you Kristewa the night elf from my WoW clan?

  47. Elizabeth Berkley Nipples Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
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    “OMG Screech DOES have a Mexican cousin!!

  48. Rihanna Bikini Butt Inflatable Raft
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    “Be Quia” sounds like someone Chris Brown would yell at a mouthy bitch before punching her. Just sayin…

  49. Rihanna Bikini Butt Inflatable Raft
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    Tubing behind a boat in Barbados never looked so…interesting.

  50. The RZA Comic-Con
    EricLr
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    Guess who just got his diploma from the Jeff Goldblum School of Spirituality?

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