The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.13.12

July 13th, 2012 // 793 Comments

“No captain, she said she won’t board until we change it to S.S. Buttsex.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Sara Jean Underwood absolutely owns Adrianne Curry at Comic-Con, Mick Jagger answers approximately how many more farewell tours The Stones are planning, and Elizabeth Berkley just remembered she forgot something. Probably left the stove on. And exactly how much can a fart smell like man-goo?

Only Edward Cullen knows the answer,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
    suck it
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    Ahh! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  2. Dolph Lundgren
    Oscar
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    Proto-Skarsgaard

  3. Antonio Banderas Clogs No Socks
    Pine Table Fever
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    Blue suede clogs all up in this motherfucker. Watch out Kanye West rocking them next week in combination with palm leaves, stripey socks and a bin liner.

  4. Amber Rose Cleavage Head Wrap
    Pine Table Fever
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    Amber Pig.

  5. Penn Badgley Deep V Sunglasses
    Pine Table Fever
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    Fela? Shorthand for fellatio? I’m guessing that’s the only reason this shithawk is hanging around.

  6. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
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    So apparently now, the emperor’s victory IS complete…

  7. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
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    He got the face he deserves…

  8. Haley Joel Osment
    squishy
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    Looks like the “Walk of Shame” after a wild night at Chucky Cheese!

  9. Kim Lee Cleavage Corset
    squishy
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    Remembered the Lycra suit but forgot the Spanx again dammit!

  10. Chris Hemsworth Baby India Rose
    Carolyn
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    That poor baby is dressed for fall or winter. Isn’t it warm enough in LA for her to just wear a onesie?

  11. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
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    “One more finger and I can have a threesome with myself.”

  12. Kim Lee Cleavage Corset
    hooha
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    Nice sideburns.

  13. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    smd
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    Wth? She’s always been gorgeous but when did she grow boobs? She used to be like an a cup.

  14. Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage
    43-Year Old Single Full-Time Working Mom of Twin Toddlers.
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    Yuck…this 26-year old (?!?!?!) “television star” has the body of a 43-year old single full-time working Mom of twin toddlers.

  15. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    no
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    All these people saying “great tits” are clueless She is flat as a board, same as she was last week. She’s wearing a heavily padded bra. And she still has a nasty sneer on her face, still has shapeless stick legs, still has ears that stick out like a chimp, still has a chin like Jay Leno. I’m so sick of this talentless b*tch and her endless PR machine, constantly pushing her.

    • jonahar

      Let me guess, you’re one of those fat twihards who sleeps with and edward pillow and who think any chick who doesn’t weigh 300 lbs has stick legs

      • no

        Let me guess, you’re one of those fat twihards who sleeps with a Bella pillow and thinks this bitch is gorgeous because she gives you hope that you, too – plain and out of shape though you might be – might one day be considered good-looking. No, never mind, I know who you really are. You’re one of those pathetic krisbians, going around on multiple accounts at various websites trying to make it seem like grown men actually find her hot. Yeah right.

  16. Mick Jagger Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary
    Jen N
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    ET phone home

  17. Martha Plimpton Double Chin See through Shirt
    Michelle
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    Corky!!! Good to see you are out and about.

  18. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    Michelle
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    What the fuck happened to him. I realize people age but sweet jesus was he throwing flaming bunnies at orphanages to warrant this kind of aging karma?

  19. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    Michelle
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    What the fuck happened to him. I realize people age but sweet jesus was he throwing flaming bunnies at orphanages to warrant this kind of aging karma?

  20. John Stossel
    Michelle
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    Moustaches are for porn stars and pedophiles.

  21. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    liz
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    she looks good. many celebrities look good, with or without effort, you people who are always criticizing them must be gorgeous with perfect bodies, right?
    I surf, i lie in the sun occasionally, i get freckles but i don’t get much tanned, it’s just the way my skin is.peoples skins react differently in the sun you know?
    and whats the deal if some people actually dont like getting tanned? what’s up with all the judging? get a life!

  22. Amber Rose Cleavage Head Wrap
    navvet
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    I’m sorry she is just plain ugly.

  23. Will.i.am Yellow Socks Matching Sunglasses
    navvet
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    The way he spells his name is why Ebonics never worked or worked to well in his case. Toys R Us or we be toys.

  24. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet Yellow Pants Daughter Comic-Con
    Jw
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    This guy NEVER wear shoes! Seriously, I don’t even want to know what kind of LA street goo is festering on the soles of his feet by now!

  25. Mila Kunis Comic-Con
    Dar
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    She’s looking rough and fat lately.

  26. Kristen Stewart Legs Miniskirt Midriff Comic-Con
    Dar
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    She’s gotten super hot lately. She already had an amazing ass in that stripper movie, and now the rest of her is catching up.

  27. Chris Hemsworth Baby India Rose
    Galego
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    “…so I named you kids after the place you where conceived and what I gave your mothers on this very special dates. Now go to bed, Florida Herpes!”

  28. Mark Hamill Comic-Con
    catapostrophe
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    Plot twist–Yoda was Luke’s father all along.

  29. Haley Joel Osment
    catapostrophe
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    I’ve always hated this poor bastard.

  30. Josh Brolin Sandals Iced Coffee Labor Day Set
    cutthecrap
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    so does this grande mocha caramel frapaccino non fat, easy whip make me look gay?

  31. Mila Kunis Comic-Con
    Fngergod
    Commented on this photo:

    “And that’s how I ripped of WALL-E’s head and set it down on this table here.”

  32. Kim Lee Cleavage Corset
    HollyK
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    I can only assume that “Tru” is the location of the 2011 stripper clown convention.

  33. Monica Bellucci Cleavage Bra
    Craycraybaby
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    It’s refreshing to see a woman that still has some grace

  34. Kim Lee Cleavage Corset
    Mira
    Commented on this photo:

    I gotta say, as I read all your retarded, moronic comments on here I get more and more certain that you all have to get your rage out somewehere sittin’ at home with a fatass of a girfriend who doesn’t even bother putting on extensive eyelashes and pantyhose for you. Get a grip retards, she looks fucking great – and so do the rest of the so-called fatties on here – it’s fucking hollywood, they look like gods and godesses compared to you and your ordinary, average friends and self.

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