“No captain, she said she won’t board until we change it to S.S. Buttsex.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Sara Jean Underwood absolutely owns Adrianne Curry at Comic-Con, Mick Jagger answers approximately how many more farewell tours The Stones are planning, and Elizabeth Berkley just remembered she forgot something. Probably left the stove on. And exactly how much can a fart smell like man-goo?
Only Edward Cullen knows the answer,
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Ahh! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Proto-Skarsgaard
Blue suede clogs all up in this motherfucker. Watch out Kanye West rocking them next week in combination with palm leaves, stripey socks and a bin liner.
Watch our for*
damn.
Amber Pig.
Fela? Shorthand for fellatio? I’m guessing that’s the only reason this shithawk is hanging around.
So apparently now, the emperor’s victory IS complete…
He got the face he deserves…
Looks like the “Walk of Shame” after a wild night at Chucky Cheese!
Remembered the Lycra suit but forgot the Spanx again dammit!
That poor baby is dressed for fall or winter. Isn’t it warm enough in LA for her to just wear a onesie?
“One more finger and I can have a threesome with myself.”
Nice sideburns.
Wth? She’s always been gorgeous but when did she grow boobs? She used to be like an a cup.
Yuck…this 26-year old (?!?!?!) “television star” has the body of a 43-year old single full-time working Mom of twin toddlers.
And apparently you would know.
All these people saying “great tits” are clueless She is flat as a board, same as she was last week. She’s wearing a heavily padded bra. And she still has a nasty sneer on her face, still has shapeless stick legs, still has ears that stick out like a chimp, still has a chin like Jay Leno. I’m so sick of this talentless b*tch and her endless PR machine, constantly pushing her.
Let me guess, you’re one of those fat twihards who sleeps with and edward pillow and who think any chick who doesn’t weigh 300 lbs has stick legs
Let me guess, you’re one of those fat twihards who sleeps with a Bella pillow and thinks this bitch is gorgeous because she gives you hope that you, too – plain and out of shape though you might be – might one day be considered good-looking. No, never mind, I know who you really are. You’re one of those pathetic krisbians, going around on multiple accounts at various websites trying to make it seem like grown men actually find her hot. Yeah right.
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Corky!!! Good to see you are out and about.
What the fuck happened to him. I realize people age but sweet jesus was he throwing flaming bunnies at orphanages to warrant this kind of aging karma?
What the fuck happened to him. I realize people age but sweet jesus was he throwing flaming bunnies at orphanages to warrant this kind of aging karma?
Moustaches are for porn stars and pedophiles.
she looks good. many celebrities look good, with or without effort, you people who are always criticizing them must be gorgeous with perfect bodies, right?
I surf, i lie in the sun occasionally, i get freckles but i don’t get much tanned, it’s just the way my skin is.peoples skins react differently in the sun you know?
and whats the deal if some people actually dont like getting tanned? what’s up with all the judging? get a life!
I’m sorry she is just plain ugly.
The way he spells his name is why Ebonics never worked or worked to well in his case. Toys R Us or we be toys.
This guy NEVER wear shoes! Seriously, I don’t even want to know what kind of LA street goo is festering on the soles of his feet by now!
She’s looking rough and fat lately.
She’s gotten super hot lately. She already had an amazing ass in that stripper movie, and now the rest of her is catching up.
“…so I named you kids after the place you where conceived and what I gave your mothers on this very special dates. Now go to bed, Florida Herpes!”
Plot twist–Yoda was Luke’s father all along.
I’ve always hated this poor bastard.
so does this grande mocha caramel frapaccino non fat, easy whip make me look gay?
“And that’s how I ripped of WALL-E’s head and set it down on this table here.”
I can only assume that “Tru” is the location of the 2011 stripper clown convention.
It’s refreshing to see a woman that still has some grace
I gotta say, as I read all your retarded, moronic comments on here I get more and more certain that you all have to get your rage out somewehere sittin’ at home with a fatass of a girfriend who doesn’t even bother putting on extensive eyelashes and pantyhose for you. Get a grip retards, she looks fucking great – and so do the rest of the so-called fatties on here – it’s fucking hollywood, they look like gods and godesses compared to you and your ordinary, average friends and self.