The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.12.13

July 12th, 2013 // 318 Comments

So here’s your Friday edition of The Crap We Missed, that’s coming at you early, because Fish is hard at work stuffing LEGO references into a Pacific Rim review. “Man, you lazy fucks are cutting out early to go to a movie again!” you say? AHAHA– Sadly no. Someone decided to go see a late show without me last night, so I’ll be taking the afternoon to decopage a certain coffee mug — that may or may not have ‘World’s Greatest Tit Photo Editor’ stenciled on it — with pictures of a slight-framed, spiky-haired manchild wearing only a Captain America t-shirt and smashing it with a sledgehammer.

As for you guys, my loyal friends who I can always count on to tell me whose butts need how much of your pee, you get to enjoy the last thing Alec Baldwin will see before rage bursts from his chest in the form of red mist, Paris Hilton‘s utmost respect for the law, and Honey Boo Boo‘s parents signing copies of the book their family wrote because why not kick me when I’m down, universe, go ahead, I can’t get any lower.

I can still smell the butter on you, you bastard. I hope it was worth it,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    sonofsamadams
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    I knew the first topless photos of Celine Dion would be tough to look at, but at least her tits are nicer than I expected.

  2. Scott Disick
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    Douchenado

  3. Taylor Hackford Fondling And Kissing Helen Mirren Red 2 Premiere
    sonofsamadams
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    “Hold on, Judy Dench, you’re next.”

  4. Kathy Griffin Middle Finger Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
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    Bucky Larson II.

  5. June Shannon Mike Thompson Honey Boo Boo Book Signing
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    Yuk

  6. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look
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    W.T.F.

  7. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    snook
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    damn Ke$ha looks good!

  8. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Red 2 Premiere
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    god forgive me; I thought she was J-Wow

  9. Bruce Willis Checking Out Wife Emma Hemings Ass Red 2 Premiere
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    Look, I am Straight; but even I know Brown shoes and an White suite

    • Ditto on the brown shoes. Not only that, the pegged pants look like he slept in them. Bruce needs to renew his GQ subscription. The chica is pure class though.

  10. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    Who knew Tara Reid had a singing voice?

  11. Jonah Hill Neck Beard
    Lou Braccant
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    It’s like a magic mirror that shows you a reflection of who you really want to be

  12. Prince Charles Talking To Little Girl Coronation Festival Royal Preview
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    “You know, you’re not as fat in real life honey boo boo, would you like some tea?”

  13. Kathy Griffin Middle Finger Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
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    Does anyone else see Andy Dick in drag?

  14. Ireland Baldwin Licking Slater Trouts Abs Instagram
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    To think I fapped so vigorously to the image of this girl’s gaping sphincter. I feel dirty, now. Oh so dirty.

  15. Jonah Hill Neck Beard
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    Shaving just your upper lip and the front of your chin is an interesting look; almost Amish.

  16. Prince Charles Talking To Little Girl Coronation Festival Royal Preview
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    I suppose double breasted suit coats are still OK although I would replace the dishtowel in the pocket with a handkerchief.

  17. Coco Cleavage Suspenders Old Modeling Photo Instagram
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    Wow. Just Wow.

  18. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    Leatherface lives!

  19. Taylor Hackford Fondling And Kissing Helen Mirren Red 2 Premiere
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    I hope that’s a tattoo at the base of her thumb and not the start of something serious.

  20. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look
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    Nothing a little T-replacement and some gym time wouldn’t fix. Or maybe not.

  21. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Red 2 Premiere
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    I hear bi-polar chicks are wild, half the time.

  22. Selma Blair Pale Legs Short Shorts Carrying Son Arthur
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    Let him walk for chrissakes; kid looks big enough to park cars.

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