The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.12.13

July 12th, 2013 // 318 Comments

So here’s your Friday edition of The Crap We Missed, that’s coming at you early, because Fish is hard at work stuffing LEGO references into a Pacific Rim review. “Man, you lazy fucks are cutting out early to go to a movie again!” you say? AHAHA– Sadly no. Someone decided to go see a late show without me last night, so I’ll be taking the afternoon to decopage a certain coffee mug — that may or may not have ‘World’s Greatest Tit Photo Editor’ stenciled on it — with pictures of a slight-framed, spiky-haired manchild wearing only a Captain America t-shirt and smashing it with a sledgehammer.

As for you guys, my loyal friends who I can always count on to tell me whose butts need how much of your pee, you get to enjoy the last thing Alec Baldwin will see before rage bursts from his chest in the form of red mist, Paris Hilton‘s utmost respect for the law, and Honey Boo Boo‘s parents signing copies of the book their family wrote because why not kick me when I’m down, universe, go ahead, I can’t get any lower.

I can still smell the butter on you, you bastard. I hope it was worth it,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jonah Hill Neck Beard
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    My assumption is that Jonah Hill and Rob Kardashian have a “Biggest Man Tits” contest going. (Even though either are gonna run second to Ervine Johnson III.)

  2. Sophie Simmons Cleavage Nipples Red 2 Premiere
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    It’s a little too obvious to wear a Lannister necklace to the Red Wedding.

  3. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    Enough with the “Walking Dead” zombie photos.

  4. Prince Charles Talking To Little Girl Coronation Festival Royal Preview
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    “I WILL be King one day! You just wait and see! Then you’ll be sorry—you’ll ALL be sorry!”

  5. Coco Cleavage Suspenders Old Modeling Photo Instagram
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    Oh, that reminds me. *adds cantaloupe to shopping list*

  6. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Cock Dr
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    He has no intention of stopping; just think what Mr Pop will look like after another decade on the road.

  7. Scott Disick
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    “Be sure to put two coats of wax on it, Mencia.”

  8. June Shannon Mike Thompson Honey Boo Boo Book Signing
    caley
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    “I’m sorry, sir, the Midget Larry The Cable Guy lookalike convention isn’t until next week.”

  9. Jonah Hill Neck Beard
    caley
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    “Your hands are so smooth!”
    “Stop it I’m a serious actor…seriously? You think they’re smooth?”

  10. Kathy Griffin Middle Finger Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a native American casino. I guess she’s worn out her welcome in Vegas.

  11. Ke$ha Gold Tooth Fishnets Mesh Shirt BBC Studios
    caley
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    Just think ten years ago, we had a pre-baby, not-yet-crazy hot-as-balls Britney Spears and teenage boys nowadays have…this. Sorry teenager boys.

  12. Scott Disick
    caley
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    “Ricky Gervais! I loved you at the Golden Globes! Say “Are you having a laugh?”!”

  13. Maria Shriver Creepy Face Virgin Mary Tee Shirt
    farrellthib
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    Danny Trejo looks good without all the facial hair

  14. June Shannon Mike Thompson Honey Boo Boo Book Signing
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    I bet this is the first time either of these two have been in a bookstore that didn’t sell dildos.

  15. June Shannon Mike Thompson Honey Boo Boo Book Signing
    Jimmy
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    0/10, would fuck.

  16. Scott Disick
    awkward turtle
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    “Hello, Douchebag Police?”

  17. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Red 2 Premiere
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    Hmm, I still want to.

  18. Jonah Hill Neck Beard
    Swearin
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    One of these things is not like the others!

  19. Prince Charles Talking To Little Girl Coronation Festival Royal Preview
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    OK, that’s it. Who shopped out his lizard tongue licking her cheek?

  20. Taylor Hackford Fondling And Kissing Helen Mirren Red 2 Premiere
    Swearin
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    I saw Grandmommy kissing Saaaanta Claus….

  21. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I can’t understand anyone paying to see that. I’d pay you to take it AWAY from my line of sight.

  22. Maria Shriver Creepy Face Virgin Mary Tee Shirt
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    I would have felt a lot more scared for Marshall, Will, and Holly if the Sleestaks has been this scary.

  23. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look
    Cock Dr
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    I wish Bruce would divorce, hire a ghost writer and get that book out. You know he’s seen things…look at the face.

  24. Ireland Baldwin Licking Slater Trouts Abs Instagram
    Swearin
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    See that mushroom cloud? The one smelling of Scotch and pomade? It’s all that is left of New York City…

  25. Maria Shriver Creepy Face Virgin Mary Tee Shirt
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    Here’s a sneak peak from the new season of “The Walking Dead”!

  26. Ireland Baldwin Licking Slater Trouts Abs Instagram
    Mr. Big
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    Desperate for attention. Your father (another wackado) must be proud.

  27. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Joe
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    Bodies Exhibit come to life

  28. Maria Shriver Creepy Face Virgin Mary Tee Shirt
    john
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    So that’s what happens when you have all of the Kennedy sucked out of you

  29. Ireland Baldwin Licking Slater Trouts Abs Instagram
    Odbarc
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    Later today, he takes a seat right over there.

  30. Scott Disick
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    Your aftershave! I must know. What is it?

  31. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    Remember when they froze Han Solo in carbonite? Lke that.

  32. Maria Shriver Creepy Face Virgin Mary Tee Shirt
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    Jesus.

  33. Bruce Jenner Pissed Off Look
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    *sniff*
    Smells like Sasquatch cu…
    Goddammit!

  34. Catherine Zeta Jones Cleavage Red 2 Premiere
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    She may be bi-polar and give you cancer, but I still say she looks great.

  35. Paris Hilton On Cell Phone Getting A Ticket
    anonymous
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    How the fuck is she on the phone while he is giving her a ticket? It should be two tickets– a second one for being on the phone while operating a vehicle.

  36. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Little Tongue
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    When you can turn a full 360 degrees INSIDE your own skin, it might be a good time to retire.

  37. Ke$ha Gold Tooth Fishnets Mesh Shirt BBC Studios
    tlmck
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    Don’t laugh. That could be Tonto in the next Lone Ranger movie.

  38. Kathy Griffin Middle Finger Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
    tlmck
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    My sentiments exactly Kathy.

  39. Scott Disick
    tlmck
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    Completely natural meeting on the streets with the cameras rolling.

  40. Ireland Baldwin Licking Slater Trouts Abs Instagram
    whatthe
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    She’s 17, so what is the issue here? Most 17-year-olds are sexually active.

  41. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    Iggy rocks so hard his skin can’t keep up.

  42. June Shannon Mike Thompson Honey Boo Boo Book Signing
    Vlad
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    And then there are those of us who are trying to get a book they wrote published and can’t because we’re not dumb, fat, rednecks on a reality TV show from a network that used to show learning stuff and junk.

  43. Paris Hilton On Cell Phone Getting A Ticket
    Vlad
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    Erik Estrada will do anything to try and jump start his career again.

  44. Ireland Baldwin Licking Slater Trouts Abs Instagram
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    Way to keep up the self respect, Piggie.

  45. June Shannon Mike Thompson Honey Boo Boo Book Signing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    “Excuse me Sir… is your wife pissing and drinking into that same cup?”

    “Have you seen her teeth?”

  46. Paris Hilton On Cell Phone Getting A Ticket
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    Oh, she’s on her phone? She must have thought he wanted to make a sex tape.

  47. Jonah Hill Neck Beard
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Weird… she has no chin, yet he has plenty to spare.

  48. Ke$ha Gold Tooth Fishnets Mesh Shirt BBC Studios
    dontkillthemessenger
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    First time I’ve seen a picture that made me attracted to Brooke Hogan.

  49. Sophie Simmons Cleavage Nipples Red 2 Premiere
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    She looks Olsen-y.

  50. Kathy Griffin Middle Finger Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d say she looks like Andy Dick in drag, but I’m certain Andy has to be more attractive.

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