The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.11.14

July 11th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which starts off with triple semi-nude butts and only improves from there. We’ve got a Paris Hilton panty (possibly vagina) flash, Peter Dinklage wearing a do rag, Jeremy Renner in the backseat of a car with a dude, as well as a barrage of side boob, more butt and a possible father daughter incestuous scenario. It’s almost a perfect collection, almost…

*Googles Prince+Charles+Richard+Grieco+Civil+Union, hovers over RETURN key, closes eyes, crosses fingers*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Crop Top Third Annual Global Citizen Festival Launch Party
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    DIs how pigeon stand?

  2. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Yoga Pants
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    Those caramel frappuchino machiatto’s are going straight to her tits.

  3. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    What the fuck is Alec wearing??

  4. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Hey Kardashians! This is what a nice one is supposed to look like!

  5. Chantel Jeffries Cleavage Bra No Shirt Under Jacket
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    She must be a Kardashian cousin or something. Her face looks like Kim, plus she’s got an ass.

  6. Rebecca Romijn Posing With Bare Assed People Wearing Body Paint Summer TCA
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    They were going to feature the Kardashian sisters in the first episode, but there isn’t that much paint.

  7. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    She is fuckin’ HOT. Hilaria, I mean, not the other one.

  8. Will Smith Walking With Guy In Speedo
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    Are we sure that’s not Jada?

  9. Peter Dinklage Bandana Walking Dog
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    Damn, that dog is HUGE!

  10. Dita Von Teese Butt Yoga Pants
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    I think she’s gorgeous — even with her fake tits.

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Yoga Pants
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    Wrong angle.

  12. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Upskirt Come Alive Single Release Party
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    If I had grandchildren, I suppose I’d be telling them about the old days when singles were released by actual singers.

    Well, I think I’ll put on some shorts, pull black socks up to my knees, and go mow the lawn.

  13. Gary Oldman James Schamus Life Partners Outfest Opening Night Gala
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    ‘I know, Mr. Oldman, I know I look a little Jewish but I’m actually an Anglican’
    ‘Hmmmm, is that right?’

  14. Snooki Laughing At Jionni LaValle
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    “And then we can paint it blue but of course not the same blue as the dining room because a child’s room really should be softer because I saw on Oprah that softer colors make a child sleep better and of course we want to him to be an easy sleeper because that leaves more of the night for us, doesn’t it, Jionni, so we can get working on number two, wouldn’t it be nice for him to have a little brother or sister, I guess I’d like a little girl, but it doesn’t really matter so long as the baby’s healthy, don’t you think, Jionni …”
    “Kill me.”

  15. Luci Ford Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    She’s singlehandedly persuaded me to set up an instagram account to look at her single handedly.

  16. Lenny Kravitz Denzel Washington Tongue Out On Boat Italy
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    They are going on a 3 hour tour.

  17. Cameron Diaz Nipple No Bra See Through Blouse Sex Tape Premiere
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    I am pretty sure she’s a tree frog.

  18. Matthew Modine Tongue Out Daughter Ruby Wylder Sex Tape Premiere
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    Hmmmm, a navy double breasted suit with gold button. Those have been out of fashion since he last had a hit.

  19. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Upskirt Come Alive Single Release Party
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    “Herpes for everybody”

  20. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Crop Top Third Annual Global Citizen Festival Launch Party
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    Little known fact Tom had Kathy Bates come over and hobble her.

  21. Peter Dinklage Bandana Walking Dog
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    Peter Dinklage, out stretching his legs.

  22. Gerard Butler Posing With Giant Metal Dragon Sculpture Rio De Janeiro
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    I suppose ‘…walking out of a bar’ is redundant.

  23. Meredith Vieira Justin Timberlake Concert
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    She’s still thinking about blowing that naval officer.

  24. Kelsey Grammer Pregnant Wife Kayte Walsh
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    “I should have tossed her salad instead of scrambling her eggs!”

  25. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Upskirt Come Alive Single Release Party
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    ‘the single release party for her song ‘Come Alive’ in Los Angeles’

    Displacing Heidi Montag who has been burning up the charts.

  26. Rob Ford Leaning Back In Chair Laughing City Hall
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    I hear that’s the problem with crack…you find yourself sitting there smiling at nothing long after everyone else has gone home.

  27. Cameron Diaz Nipple No Bra See Through Blouse Sex Tape Premiere
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    The Joker.

  28. Justin Timberlake Surprised Look Selena Gomez Shirt
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    A new round of hair plugs?

  29. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Yoga Pants
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    You think she is one of those people who wear workout clothes and pose on bikes and shit but never actually does anything? She’s been getting bigger and bigger and pretty soon even Don will be saying uncle.

  30. Nina Agdal Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Come a little closer and I’ll tell you all about revealing camel toe.

  31. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Skirt Paris Hilton Come Alive Single Release Party
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    Fuckin’ Tommy Bahama shirts…

  32. Chantel Jeffries Cleavage Bra No Shirt Under Jacket
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    She walked into the salon ‘Can you make me look like a cartoon for 40 quid?’

  33. Lenny Kravitz Denzel Washington Tongue Out On Boat Italy
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    Going to a Shemar Moore beach party.

  34. Peter Dinklage Bandana Walking Dog
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    This must be that “low down gangsta” that Coolio was talking about.

  35. Chrissy Teigen Side Boob
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    I imagine she’s making a snuffling sound.

  36. Will Smith Walking With Guy In Speedo
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    The last time I stripped to my briefs and followed somebody I got arrested.

  37. Kelly Ripa Licking Fingers Live With Kelly And Michael
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    Guacamole shots?

  38. Gisele Bundchen Butt Short Shorts Shower Of Rose Petals Commercial Set
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    Turns out Mother Nature is actually a man and he just blew his wad.

  39. Snooki Laughing At Jionni LaValle
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    Thought bubble over her head ‘…and then there’s JWowws’s face’

  40. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Yoga Pants
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    uh oh

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Yoga Pants
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    Honey I love women with some meat on them but…put down that fuckin’ shake!

    • As a previously fat white chick, I have to say that there is some validity to the ‘black men like fat white chicks’ stereotype. I’m thinking the boyfriend may be partially to blame for the shake in her hand.

      • Hehe, Hehehe. “Shake in her hand”, heheeeee. Sorry.

      • …your expertise on racial dating dynamics and your own self-loathing aside, if you’re using that word while in any way referencing her, you have just as fucked up a definition of what “fat” is as most white people (see, i can make racist generalizations too!) …speaking as a current black man, we call this “thick” …melissa mccarthy is “fat”. (BTW: mellisa maccarthy, mama june, adele, keely shaye smith…all gettin’ banged by white dudes, so…)

      • I never said she was fat, nor did I once imply anything that even comes close to self-loathing. I referred to the high-calorie drink in her hand and nothing more. I also said ‘some validity’, as in ‘I have experienced this situation first hand’, not ‘this is a fucking universal truth that applies to everyone’ .

        Your ability to read what is written without imposing unspoken assumptions onto it needs a lot of work. You do it all the time on here.

  42. Peter Dinklage Bandana Walking Dog
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    Taking the dog for a short walk.

  43. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Thank yooooouuuu Mr Paparazzi

  44. Kelsey Grammer Pregnant Wife Kayte Walsh
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    I honestly try not to make jokes at his expense…I guess some parts of his life worked out okay, but it sure kicked him the fuckin’ nuts a couple times.

  45. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Skirt Instagram
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    Hurricane Arthur: “I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and WHOOOA time to head up the coast!’

  46. Gary Oldman James Schamus Life Partners Outfest Opening Night Gala
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    “So I’m authorized to say you’ll be allowed one full appeal for reinstatement, subject, of course, to board approval…”

  47. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress Bitchface  LULAC/NUVOtv Unity Luncheon
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    Well got damn, J-Lo. That is some magnificent hiney. Well played, my girl. Well played.

  48. Chrissy Teigen Side Boob
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    Side boob aside, I always thought she had a face like a Cabbage Patch Kid…..now that I see her at this angle, it’s more like sauerkraut.

  49. Meredith Vieira Justin Timberlake Concert
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    Well ‘Vieira’ does mean “she who happily pinches the loaf” in certain bairros in Portugal.

  50. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    I thought this was Hilary Duff until I noticed it looked like a chick’s shoulders and back.

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