The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.11.14

July 11th, 2014 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which starts off with triple semi-nude butts and only improves from there. We’ve got a Paris Hilton panty (possibly vagina) flash, Peter Dinklage wearing a do rag, Jeremy Renner in the backseat of a car with a dude, as well as a barrage of side boob, more butt and a possible father daughter incestuous scenario. It’s almost a perfect collection, almost…

*Googles Prince+Charles+Richard+Grieco+Civil+Union, hovers over RETURN key, closes eyes, crosses fingers*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress Bitchface  LULAC/NUVOtv Unity Luncheon
    Short Round
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    Jen, next could you look back as if you caught someone looking at your ass but you’re not sure if he’s a pervert and you just remembered your boyfriend cheated on you with a transvestite.

  2. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Yoga Pants
    cajunhawk
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    She can gain another 30-40 pounds…I’d still crawl up in that ass like a spelunker.

  3. Matthew Modine Tongue Out Daughter Ruby Wylder Sex Tape Premiere
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    “Modine — Fer fucksake, dude, that’s your daughter!”

  4. Peter Dinklage Bandana Walking Dog
    Swearin
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    Oh no, I hope he doesn’t get capped by a really short Bloods member.

  5. Cameron Diaz Nipple No Bra See Through Blouse Sex Tape Premiere
    JimBB
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    Reminds me of that line in Family Guy when Peter says “This is like Meg Ryan finally doing nudity in ‘In the Cut.’ Sure, it’s great and all…but who gives a shit?”

  6. Gary Oldman James Schamus Life Partners Outfest Opening Night Gala
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    Free Tilikum!

  7. Will Smith Walking With Guy In Speedo
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Why is young George Lopez there?

  8. Will Smith Walking With Guy In Speedo
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    ♫The Ambiguously Gay Duo. The Ambiguously Gay Duo♫

  9. Lenny Kravitz Denzel Washington Tongue Out On Boat Italy
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    Man, I seen it just like This on Dexter… hand me that tape..

  10. Gerard Butler Posing With Giant Metal Dragon Sculpture Rio De Janeiro
    Swearin
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    How To Potty Train Your Dragon

  11. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Crop Top Third Annual Global Citizen Festival Launch Party
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    She’s still cute as a button. But maybe her toes wouldn’t look so prehensile if she wore shoes that were actually long enough for those fucking gun boats.

  12. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    Swearin
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    And then that car turned into a Decepticon and kidnapped her

  13. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Upskirt Come Alive Single Release Party
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    She’s looking damn good these days. Unfortunately, she is wearing panties. Damn it.

  14. Katie Holmes Nipples No Bra Crop Top Third Annual Global Citizen Festival Launch Party
    JimBB
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    She always has that same vaguely drugged-up-dont-know-exactly-where-i-am look that Britney Spears is sporting these days.

  15. Peter Dinklage Bandana Walking Dog
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    I heard his wife is a real hound, but this…???

  16. Matthew Modine Tongue Out Daughter Ruby Wylder Sex Tape Premiere
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    Fuck that’s a sweet daughter. Oh check out the beautiful geek with glasses on the left.

  17. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    She’s fucking sexy.

  18. Kelsey Grammer Pregnant Wife Kayte Walsh
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    Kendra moved on quickly.

  19. Peter Dinklage Bandana Walking Dog
    JimBB
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    Guard dog, a hidden gun, a gangsta attitude.

    This time when Wonka comes to take me back, he’s getting a very unpleasant surprise.

  20. Peter Dinklage Bandana Walking Dog
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    Some words are just funny. Like “midget.”

  21. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress Bitchface  LULAC/NUVOtv Unity Luncheon
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    That’s the gal I fell for in the first place while watching Selena.

  22. Meredith Vieira Justin Timberlake Concert
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    ooops, that wasn’t just a fart!!

  23. Gerard Butler Posing With Giant Metal Dragon Sculpture Rio De Janeiro
    Short Round
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    MY, what large teeth you have! Ohh, you’re a GIRL dragon!!! Hey, is there a Porta Potty around… You’re right a Porta Potty won’t work here… a hangar?

  24. Nina Agdal Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Winglady

  25. Jeremy Renner Chris Evans Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    JimBB
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    Don’t even bother trying, Chris. He’s already removed the door handles.

  26. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    Hobbit feet

  27. Gerard Butler Posing With Giant Metal Dragon Sculpture Rio De Janeiro
    JimBB
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    It’s an impressive dude who can convince Julia Roberts to appear in her true form.

  28. Matthew Modine Tongue Out Daughter Ruby Wylder Sex Tape Premiere
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    Is Matthew showing his daughter one of his moves that he used on her mom?

  29. Jeremy Renner Chris Evans Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    These guys either had one or two too many cocktails, just smoked a joint, or are planning some “fun” that will only include two people.

  30. Meredith Vieira Justin Timberlake Concert
    JimBB
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    Over here, Justin! I wrote a song for you! It’s called “Menopaused and Resumed”

  31. Nicki Minaj Butt Tight Skirt Instagram
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    That’s an ass I want to bury my face in.

  32. Maria Sharapova Butt Bikini
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    I’d take her US or Russian Open.

  33. Will Smith Walking With Guy In Speedo
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    Is that Carlton he’s hanging with?

  34. Nina Agdal Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Always bring your dumpy friend to make yourself look better.

  35. Rebecca Romijn Posing With Bare Assed People Wearing Body Paint Summer TCA
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    Thank god she’s pointing to them. I never would have fucking noticed them.

  36. Chantel Jeffries Cleavage Bra No Shirt Under Jacket
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    Is she a “celebrity” now? For what?

  37. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Upskirt Come Alive Single Release Party
    Short Round
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    Everyone already knows what’s behind Curtain No.1, Paris and that there are no winners with that prize.

  38. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    Sexy little spinner.

  39. Peter Dinklage Bandana Walking Dog
    Bringbackbabalu
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    All I ever see is the Mapledouche. We need more Imp!

  40. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    The woman to her right is Hilaria 30 years from now trying to warn her to leave before she is fully Baldwin’d.

  41. Gerard Butler Posing With Giant Metal Dragon Sculpture Rio De Janeiro
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    What’s the scoop on this guy? He always seems to be skulking about aimlessly, looking around to be sure he’s not going to get caught doing something or other…

  42. Will Smith Walking With Guy In Speedo
    JimBB
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    Still less embarrassing than After Earth.

  43. Chrissy Teigen Side Boob
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    Sideboob makes everything better.

  44. Paris Hilton Vagina Flash Upskirt Come Alive Single Release Party
    JimBB
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    Snow White and the Seven Venereal Diseases

  45. Rebecca Romijn Posing With Bare Assed People Wearing Body Paint Summer TCA
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    ‘Skin wars’

    [Three people painted white]

    Somewhere, Peter Sellers is clutching his right arm.

  46. Kelly Ripa Licking Fingers Live With Kelly And Michael
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    That’s her meal for the month. Tune in next month when she eats a sliver of mango.

  47. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    Short Round
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    And I naively thought I won’t have to change my pants today…. again.

  48. Meredith Vieira Justin Timberlake Concert
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    “It’s a new dance. You bend your knees to go down, then you straighten them to come back up, annnnd…repeat! It’s called The Carousel.”

  49. Gary Oldman James Schamus Life Partners Outfest Opening Night Gala
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    I am pretty sure he has gotten hair plugs, but I just don’t care.

  50. Dita Von Teese Butt Yoga Pants
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    That’s a great ass. The person who invented yoga pants should get a Nobel Peace Prize or something.

    • cc

      You should see one of the girls at my gym. Her behind is magnificent and she wears a pair that are so old they are as transparent as nylons. Worse still, between exercises, she does yoga.

      God hates me.

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