The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.8.12

June 8th, 2012 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Katherine Heigl, who was also present to honor Shirley MacLaine’s Lifetime Achiem– AHHH!, as well as the pregnant Snooki‘s butt-in-a-bikini photo your eyes have been threatening suicide over, and finally, it looks like Stacy Keibler misunderstood that ‘take this to the next level’ simply meant ‘at this point, we should have already group-sexed ALL of your hot friends.’

Malin Ackerman to Miley Cyrus: ‘I’ll take it from here,’

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  1. Snooki Butt Swimsuit Beach Cover
    Contusion
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    There’s nothing funny about this. Seriously. Stop posting photos of Snooki.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I feel about Snooki the way most people here feel about Kim Kardashian… I just don’t want to see her anymore. Especially now that she has a pizza and gin covered mongoose growing inside of her.

    • Ollie

      Stop posting photos of Snooki – and the others ones.

  2. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
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    Are his eyes growing closer together?

  3. Josh Brolin Wig Mirror
    Contusion
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    The ghost of Patrick Swayze made an appearance in Shelburne today.

  4. Stacy Keibler George Clooney
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    The standard look of any couple that has been together for more than a few months.

  5. Mary Elizabeth Ellis Cleavage Charlie Day Kiss
    Contusion
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    Winning the award for most awkward kiss since Bieber and Gomez went to the Lakers game.

  6. Shaun White Dog On Lap Restaurant
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    Malachi from “Children of the Corn”

  7. Jennifer Connelly Skinny Legs Skirt
    Contusion
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    I’m hoping this is a just a bad angle. Or she’s doing a guest appearance on Bones.

  8. Kirstie Alley Fat
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    Just cut out the carbs Kirstie. Please.

  9. Julia Roberts Shirley MacLaine Kiss
    Contusion
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    Shirley MacLaine tries desperately to suck the life out of Julia Roberts.

  10. Kirstie Alley Fat
    Contusion
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    Back to “not even trying.”

  11. Julia Roberts Shirley MacLaine Kiss
    Dick Hell
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    Enough with the lesbian kisses already, Madonna!

  12. Katherine Heigl Cleavage
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    Oh CHRIST! Stop smiling. I’ll never make fun of your sourpuss again.

  13. Snooki Butt Swimsuit Beach Cover
    Sheppy
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    Why is she always carrying luggage around? She homeless?

  14. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    King Diamond
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    What an ugly, ugly man. He reminds me of a Jawa from the Star Wars movie.

  15. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    Colin
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    Has anyone seen that episode of Charmed where Shannen Doherty turned into a man? Well, now you pretty much have.

  16. Katherine Heigl Cleavage
    Contusion
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    She must have been confused and thought the press asked her to imitate Shirley MacLaine.

  17. Ilary Blasi Bikini Francesco Totti
    Sheppy
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    Hell of a view.

  18. kimmykimkim

    Hey! How is it Crap time already? What, are you guys on London time or some shit?

  19. Gretchen Mol Yoga Pants
    Contusion
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    Gretchen Mol, speaking on behalf of all women.

  20. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Colin
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    What a coincidence. I like milk in my coco, too.

  21. Julia Roberts Shirley MacLaine Kiss
    Colin
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    MUST. STEAL. YOUTH. AND. BEAUTY… Aw shit… Someone already got to this one.

  22. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
    JC
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    This is a good pose, because it makes it easy for me to imagine being wheeled in underneath her from stage right. Sometimes, I’m lazy even in my own fantasies.

  23. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Partners & voyeurs appreciate flexibility.

  24. Snooki Butt Swimsuit Beach Cover
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    Back home after a quick trip to the pharmacy with a week’s worth of Valtrex.

  25. Josh Brolin Wig Mirror
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    All right!! They’re finally filming the prequel to The Big Lebowski!

  26. Stacy Keibler George Clooney
    JC
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    Her: “I’m the one he’s going to marry! Squee!”
    Him: “I wish these paps would get out of the way so I can try out my new passenger ejector seat.”

  27. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala
    JC
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    I can’t make fun of her. It must suck to have your face torn off in a car accident and then re-attached.

    On the other hand, that probably gave her the kind of self-esteem issues I need a girl to have before I make my move.

    • She just had scars under her eye where her sunglasses cut her. Nothing more. Her penchant for plastic surgery is the problem.

    • bodyform

      Why people can’t stop with this car accident thing? It had nothing to do with her looks now, that is pure plastic surgery!!!!

  28. Malin Akerman Cameltoe Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Thank you, pokie fairy.

  29. Malin Akerman Cameltoe Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Randy Poundersnooge
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    Complete with raging camel toe. Bravo!

  30. Gretchen Mol Yoga Pants
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    Yes, we do.

  31. Erika Jayne Cleavage Terell Owens Photobooth
    Govt. Cheese
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    Don’t you actually have to have money to pull chicks like this? Or at the very least a JOB?

  32. Erika Jayne Cleavage Terell Owens Photobooth
    UberGuest
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    Black people should not duckface

  33. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
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    He’s like the hipster’s Jesus, but you’ve probably never heard of him…

  34. Jared Leto Scruffy Beard
    Joe
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    Totally looks like Katy Perry in that “hot chicks with beards” thing. Ironically, if Jared Leto and Katy Perry were a couple, she would be the beard.

  35. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    You would be tired too if you had to carry around that ass & those size implants….on 5 inch stiletto heels.

  36. Mary Elizabeth Ellis Cleavage Charlie Day Kiss
    Josephus
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    “There, I kissed you. Can I sleep with Dennis now?”

    • Awww…I shouldn’t have looked up “Charlie Day.” I should have maintained the illusion that someone actually made a Dennis Day reference.

      • kimmykimkim

        Oh, TomFrank! Don’t tell me you’ve never watched “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia”!! It’s absolutely absurd and fucking hilarious. You don’t know what you’re missing.

        “Excuse me, ma’am, what is your spaghetti policy?”

      • I’ve tried it on occasion. Eh.

        But if you want to watch it while we lie together in the afterglow, all spent and sweaty, well okay.

      • kimmykimkim

        LOL!

  37. Snooki Butt Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    That leopard’s expression probably changed when she took that bag into the bathroom…

  38. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    it had to be said
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    What with the dead eyes and big tits I had a sudden urge to pull out $20 for three songs.

  39. Josh Brolin Wig Mirror
    it had to be said
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    You. Look. Mahvelous.

  40. Malin Akerman Cameltoe Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt
    Josephus
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    Your move, Selena.

  41. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
    lily
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    shes hott. but sooo over exposed.

  42. Snooki Butt Swimsuit Beach Cover
    it had to be said
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    Fighting every moment of 20 years of always looking for the upskirt here. Ugh. Must. Not. Look.

  43. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants
    alex
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    The Perfect Woman.

    • cc

      I know right? On top of everything whenever you hear her talking, she’s always smiling and cheerful.

      If she was a horror movie, she’d be the part of the movie where someone goes ‘I don’t hear anything’.

  44. Stacy Keibler George Clooney
    it had to be said
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    “I can’t believe I left the passenger door unlocked. Now I’m stuck for the rest of the night.”

  45. Josh Brolin Wig Mirror
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Infinite Josh…. Yeaahhh

  46. Jennifer Connelly Skinny Legs Skirt
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    Anyone remember when she was hot in “Career opportunities”?

  47. Erika Jayne Cleavage Terell Owens Photobooth
    it had to be said
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    She’s going to be pissed when she finds out who the “famous black guy” is.

  48. Katherine Heigl Cleavage
    JC
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    This is what happens when you rely on electric shocks to force someone to smile.

  49. Coco Cleavage Legs Minidress
    lily
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    linebacker

  50. Shaun White Dog On Lap Restaurant
    it had to be said
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    That chick’s tits are terrible.

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