Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Katherine Heigl, who was also present to honor Shirley MacLaine’s Lifetime Achiem– AHHH!, as well as the pregnant Snooki‘s butt-in-a-bikini photo your eyes have been threatening suicide over, and finally, it looks like Stacy Keibler misunderstood that ‘take this to the next level’ simply meant ‘at this point, we should have already group-sexed ALL of your hot friends.’
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There’s nothing funny about this. Seriously. Stop posting photos of Snooki.
I feel about Snooki the way most people here feel about Kim Kardashian… I just don’t want to see her anymore. Especially now that she has a pizza and gin covered mongoose growing inside of her.
Stop posting photos of Snooki – and the others ones.
Are his eyes growing closer together?
Perhaps one of the parents was a cyclops.
I was thinking his ears were growing further apart.
If you squint (or are drunk) it turns into one Leela style eye. Also, where is his douchebro Terry Richardson to document someone taking a picture of him?
This is the one thing about him that made me find him so creepy & weird. Men who have this trait frequently have pinched personalities, plus he seems so douchey to begin with.
The ghost of Patrick Swayze made an appearance in Shelburne today.
The standard look of any couple that has been together for more than a few months.
I can’t like this for some reason, so – Awesome :)
Winning the award for most awkward kiss since Bieber and Gomez went to the Lakers game.
Malachi from “Children of the Corn”
I’m hoping this is a just a bad angle. Or she’s doing a guest appearance on Bones.
Just cut out the carbs Kirstie. Please.
And the proteins and the lipids…
I hope they don’t cremate her when she dies, she might catch the place on fire.
Yep. A lot of potential energy in that one.
That actually happened in Austria.
http://blogs.theprovince.com/2012/06/06/crematorium-fire/
Shirley MacLaine tries desperately to suck the life out of Julia Roberts.
Back to “not even trying.”
Enough with the lesbian kisses already, Madonna!
Oh CHRIST! Stop smiling. I’ll never make fun of your sourpuss again.
Why is she always carrying luggage around? She homeless?
Beach snacks.
Pre-natal vitamins dissolved in 2-liter jugs of vodka.
What an ugly, ugly man. He reminds me of a Jawa from the Star Wars movie.
I was thinking more Ewok.
Really? I was thinking more Jar Jar Binks.
I was thinking one of Jabba the Hutt’s turds, a la Mr Hankey.
he’s a douche
Has anyone seen that episode of Charmed where Shannen Doherty turned into a man? Well, now you pretty much have.
I was totally trying to place what woman he resembled and I think you nailed it.
She must have been confused and thought the press asked her to imitate Shirley MacLaine.
Hell of a view.
Hey! How is it Crap time already? What, are you guys on London time or some shit?
Same reason my fucking mail gets to my office 3 hours earlier than usual on Friday.
Gretchen Mol, speaking on behalf of all women.
What a coincidence. I like milk in my coco, too.
MUST. STEAL. YOUTH. AND. BEAUTY… Aw shit… Someone already got to this one.
LOL!!!!
This is a good pose, because it makes it easy for me to imagine being wheeled in underneath her from stage right. Sometimes, I’m lazy even in my own fantasies.
Are you having Russel Brand’s wheelchair fantasies again?
Partners & voyeurs appreciate flexibility.
Back home after a quick trip to the pharmacy with a week’s worth of Valtrex.
All right!! They’re finally filming the prequel to The Big Lebowski!
Her: “I’m the one he’s going to marry! Squee!”
Him: “I wish these paps would get out of the way so I can try out my new passenger ejector seat.”
I can’t make fun of her. It must suck to have your face torn off in a car accident and then re-attached.
On the other hand, that probably gave her the kind of self-esteem issues I need a girl to have before I make my move.
She just had scars under her eye where her sunglasses cut her. Nothing more. Her penchant for plastic surgery is the problem.
Why people can’t stop with this car accident thing? It had nothing to do with her looks now, that is pure plastic surgery!!!!
Thank you, pokie fairy.
Complete with raging camel toe. Bravo!
Yes, we do.
Don’t you actually have to have money to pull chicks like this? Or at the very least a JOB?
Chicks like her multitask. She keeps him for the dick and a sugar daddy for the money.
Black people should not duckface
More like platypus-face, amirite? I’ll be here all week folks…
R U kidding? They’re the best at it.
He’s like the hipster’s Jesus, but you’ve probably never heard of him…
Totally looks like Katy Perry in that “hot chicks with beards” thing. Ironically, if Jared Leto and Katy Perry were a couple, she would be the beard.
You would be tired too if you had to carry around that ass & those size implants….on 5 inch stiletto heels.
“There, I kissed you. Can I sleep with Dennis now?”
Awww…I shouldn’t have looked up “Charlie Day.” I should have maintained the illusion that someone actually made a Dennis Day reference.
Oh, TomFrank! Don’t tell me you’ve never watched “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia”!! It’s absolutely absurd and fucking hilarious. You don’t know what you’re missing.
“Excuse me, ma’am, what is your spaghetti policy?”
I’ve tried it on occasion. Eh.
But if you want to watch it while we lie together in the afterglow, all spent and sweaty, well okay.
LOL!
That leopard’s expression probably changed when she took that bag into the bathroom…
It looks frightened already.
What with the dead eyes and big tits I had a sudden urge to pull out $20 for three songs.
You. Look. Mahvelous.
Your move, Selena.
shes hott. but sooo over exposed.
Fighting every moment of 20 years of always looking for the upskirt here. Ugh. Must. Not. Look.
The Perfect Woman.
I know right? On top of everything whenever you hear her talking, she’s always smiling and cheerful.
If she was a horror movie, she’d be the part of the movie where someone goes ‘I don’t hear anything’.
“I can’t believe I left the passenger door unlocked. Now I’m stuck for the rest of the night.”
Infinite Josh…. Yeaahhh
Anyone remember when she was hot in “Career opportunities”?
The Hot Spot?
I’ve spent many a session to that movie. Nice!
She was incredibly goodlooking in that movie.
She’s going to be pissed when she finds out who the “famous black guy” is.
This is what happens when you rely on electric shocks to force someone to smile.
linebacker
That chick’s tits are terrible.
so is her mustache.