The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.7.13

June 7th, 2013 // 465 Comments

“Someone take this before she writes a song insinuating I’m sexually incompetent.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get an inside look at what it takes for a badass thug like Justin Bieber to get primed for an evening of fuckin’ shit up. Blowdrying. It takes blowdried bangs. Then there’s Chris Tucker‘s eyes saying it all, Lisa Kudrow and Deryck Whibley vying for the ‘Oh Wow That’s Really A Shame Award,’ and finally, Rob Kardashian, who’s ever-expanding ass and stupid socks should bring a little joy into your heart to start the weekend.

Wait, it doesn’t make you happy to point and laugh at the flaws of others? Then, I have no purpose *walks into traffic,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jaden Smith Chris Tucker Jackie Chan Hand And Foot Print Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
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    “Can you understand the words comin’ outta my mouth? I said you a little douchebag!”

  2. Alice Cooper Snake On Head Shock Therapy Tour
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    Marilyn Manson, take notice….this is how you do it.

  3. Justin Bieber Hair Blowdried By Stylist Instagram
    JPC
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    He’s a real tough guy.

  4. Lisa Kudrow Wrinkles Old Looking
    alex
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    “I don’t want to see that!”

    (lets see how many of you get that reference)

    • SMB

      …dude, “the comeback” was my shit!!! (it getting cancelled is one of the greatest travesties in the history of everything) …but …damn …she’s only 49 …does she sleep every night with a wet towel on her face??? WTF…

  5. Coco Butt Side Boob Naked Sunbathing Instagram
    i like milfs
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    looks like a turkey

  6. Rob Kardashian Fat Stupid Socks Khloe Kardashian
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    “Well…. Paltrow’s head WAS in the box…”

  7. Justin Bieber Hair Blowdried By Stylist Instagram
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    Old photo, or proof that his OG tattoos were drawn on with a sharpie?

  8. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Hugging Keith Urban CMA Music Festival
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    “It’s been so long since I’ve hugged a woman with a soul. It feels so, so, warm…and nice…”

  9. Lisa Kudrow Wrinkles Old Looking
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    I don’t even want to be friends.

  10. Shia LaBeouf Iced Coffee Girlfriend Mia Goth
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    Shia’s sucking prowess impressed even Mia.

  11. Rob Kardashian Fat Stupid Socks Khloe Kardashian
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    He’s the black sheep of the Kardashian family…soak that up for a second.

  12. Matthew Morrison Dancing Vintage Suit Friars Club
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    The most confusing straight man on the planet.

  13. Priscilla Presley Shiny Forehead Simin Hope Foundation Presents A Celebration Of All Fathers Gala
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    They spelled ‘simian’ wrong.

  14. Justin Bieber Hair Blowdried By Stylist Instagram
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    “What? I said I was a successful and controversial artist. So what if I tweet pictures of me getting blowjobs? I’m hardcore, yo.”

  15. Chris Martin
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    “I’m married to WHO?!?!?”

  16. Jaden Smith Chris Tucker Jackie Chan Hand And Foot Print Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
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    LMAO, Chris Tucker shut it down. His face summed up how everyone feels about this little douchebag.

  17. Deryck Whibley Looking Like Shit
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    Is he possessed by the ghost of Mickey Rooney? Returned from the grave to grab some vag?

  18. Justin Bieber Hair Blowdried By Stylist Instagram
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    He looks like they just rescued him from Auschwitz.

  19. Priscilla Presley Shiny Forehead Simin Hope Foundation Presents A Celebration Of All Fathers Gala
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    It was just a matter of time before they made a Mask sequel. Though, I didn’t know Rocky Dennis had a sister.

  20. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Hugging Keith Urban CMA Music Festival
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    He looks in total bliss. I would be too if I was holding onto her hot ass.

  21. Rob Kardashian Fat Stupid Socks Khloe Kardashian
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    Holy fuck, this guy’s putting on 10 pounds a month

  22. Simon Cowell
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    Put down your pimp-hand, Dr Evil is standing right behind you.

  23. Katy Perry Butt Tight Sweatsuit
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    Damn, I approve of the Kardashian diet for Katy Perry. Nice job.

  24. Mickey Rourke Leather Pants Knit Hat Sunglasses Carrying Purse
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    At least I look better than that Whibley creep

  25. Jackie Chan Nose In Cement Hand And Foot Print Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
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    Why’s it gotta be a ‘chinese’ theater?

  26. Justin Bieber Hair Blowdried By Stylist Instagram
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    He might want to ask A-Roids to hook him up with some stuff so he might look like a real man one day.

  27. Lisa Kudrow Wrinkles Old Looking
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    Oh God…no.

  28. Deryck Whibley Looking Like Shit
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    Thank god. I needed something new to have nightmares about. Work stress dreams are hard to take right now.

  29. Justin Bieber Hair Blowdried By Stylist Instagram
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    Please tell him to get into a filled bathtub. Please then drop the hairdryer into said bathtub.

  30. Deryck Whibley Looking Like Shit
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    “Hole, handle, it’s all the same for me. Come along, darling.”

  31. Shia LaBeouf Iced Coffee Girlfriend Mia Goth
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    “People call me a pussy, Mia….but could a pussy suck these Oreo chunks up through this straw like this?! Tell me that!”

  32. Rob Kardashian Fat Stupid Socks Khloe Kardashian
    cameltoast
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    those marijuana socks really make his cankles look thinner.

  33. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Hugging Keith Urban CMA Music Festival
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    That’s a nice view of the back of that thing.

    The Telecaster, I meant. Not Taylor Swift.

    • pavement_smear

      Let’s see, flat backed, pasty white, blond from the neck up, wear from frequent fingering, known for twangy, shrill sound…the only difference between the two is the tele’s head can be tuned, while the girl…not so much.

  34. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Hugging Keith Urban CMA Music Festival
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    “Ahhh no Botox smell…”
    “What?”
    Nothing…”

  35. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Hugging Keith Urban CMA Music Festival
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    Is that . . . warmth?

  36. Coco Butt Side Boob Naked Sunbathing Instagram
    cameltoast
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    On a clear day you can actualy see the stank rising.

  37. Rob Kardashian Fat Stupid Socks Khloe Kardashian
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    He managed to make himself look even lamer with his shitty sock line. Congratulations fatass.

  38. Justin Bieber Hair Blowdried By Stylist Instagram
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    This. This is what it’s about. The art of it all…

  39. Lisa Kudrow Wrinkles Old Looking
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    HILLARY 2016!

  40. Prince Charles Driving On Grass Morgan Car Factory Visit
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    “And what about women? Is this ol’ boy faster than them? Specifically, can it outrun Camilla?”

  41. Lisa Kudrow Wrinkles Old Looking
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    Time is a bitch.

  42. Priscilla Presley Shiny Forehead Simin Hope Foundation Presents A Celebration Of All Fathers Gala
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    Elvis would still wanna hit that, since her face looks like a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. Thankyouverymuch!

  43. Lisa Kudrow Wrinkles Old Looking
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    Nick Nolte’s lap-band surgery went…. well?

  44. Shia LaBeouf Iced Coffee Girlfriend Mia Goth
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    Did he rescue her from a concentration camp?

  45. Rob Kardashian Fat Stupid Socks Khloe Kardashian
    Jade
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    On a future episode: How they managed the fat transfer.

  46. Rob Kardashian Fat Stupid Socks Khloe Kardashian
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    Let that be a lesson to you kids: This is what the munchies can do to you.

  47. Deryck Whibley Looking Like Shit
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    Sk8tr B0i needs a double-thick deck.

  48. Priscilla Presley Shiny Forehead Simin Hope Foundation Presents A Celebration Of All Fathers Gala
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    So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…

    …to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!

  49. Deryck Whibley Looking Like Shit
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    Holy fucking real life troll doll. How the hell did he pull a hot piece of ass like Avril lavigne?

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