“Someone take this before she writes a song insinuating I’m sexually incompetent.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we get an inside look at what it takes for a badass thug like Justin Bieber to get primed for an evening of fuckin’ shit up. Blowdrying. It takes blowdried bangs. Then there’s Chris Tucker’s eyes saying it all, Lisa Kudrow and Deryck Whibley vying for the ‘Oh Wow That’s Really A Shame Award,’ and finally, Rob Kardashian, who’s ever-expanding ass and stupid socks should bring a little joy into your heart to start the weekend.
Wait, it doesn’t make you happy to point and laugh at the flaws of others? Then, I have no purpose *walks into traffic,*
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