The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.6.14

June 6th, 2014 // 445 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a week that saw Justin Bieber basically skate away unscathed from multiple videotaped examples of why he should have been drowned in a lake as soon as his bangs droppped, as well as another mass killing attempt, which brings us up to what 48 a week now? But nevermind thinking about or discussing any of that because GIT’YER HANDS OFFA MAH RAGHTS!! So here’s your usual compilation of HAHA, look how fat he is!, random tits, butt handstands and drunk tits.

*twists cap off Jack* Happy Friday,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Cruise sideboob, Asian awkwardness, and black unimpressed-ness…. what more can a picture have?

  2. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    Wait, those aren’t jodhpurs?

  3. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    The guy in the Puma shirt. That’s the same look Elliot Rodger had in every single social situation he’s ever been in.

  4. Prince Charles Looking At Huge Guns Pegasus Bridge D Day Commemorations
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So I just pull this trigger and the t-shirt fires out? Brilliant!

  5. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
    dennis
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    I think that Asian dude just heard his girlfriend agree to go to the scientologist gangbang, er, orientation.

  6. Joey Fatone Eating French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
    dennis
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    Joey Fat One endorsing McDonald’s and Bras? LOL

  7. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
    dontkillthemessenger
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    - Father-daughter
    - Husband-wife
    - Senile guy-caretaker

    All relationships have these ebbs and flows.

  8. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    Aren’t you supposed to Photoshop those things inwards, not outwards?

  9. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
    dennis
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    Kim Kardashian looks better without make up.

  10. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
    George P Burdell
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    Ahhhh..Ching-Chong Ding-Dong

  11. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
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    Crack, it does a body…. this. Whatever the hell this is….

  12. Whoopi Goldberg Christopher Walken Pale Face Remembering The Artist Robert De Niro Sr Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Listen Whoopi, there’s no way Christopher Walken could’ve called you the “N” word… mostly because he died 3 years ago.

  13. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
    Ronaldo
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    Puma Shirt guy heard the ultimate Scientology pickup line.

  14. Demi Lovato Half Shaved Head Scream Singing GMA Performance
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    *guy with phone cam*- “How do I make it do ‘Panoramic’?”

  15. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Surprise Out Of Jail Party
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    “So then I was like ‘Yo, I’m famous and got money. Ain’t no need to rape me right now. But then I let them anyway. Not bad.’”

  16. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    No movie career

  17. Joey Fatone Eating French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
    Ronaldo
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    True to his last name

  18. Prince Charles Looking At Huge Guns Pegasus Bridge D Day Commemorations
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    “Now where’s that bitch of a mother of mine…”

  19. Kate Beckinsale Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Macbeth Opening Night
    Ronaldo
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    and your name is….Perfection!

  20. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Surprise Out Of Jail Party
    Ronaldo
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    Send him back in. Nobody wants him out.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Drunk In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    “Lying bag of pubic lice”. You win today’s round, Fish.
    We shall meet on the field of battle again.

  22. Michael Douglas Adjusting Tie Catherine Zeta Jones 42nd AFI Life Achievement Award Honoring Jane Fonda
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    “Throat cancer, folks. Totally worth it.”

  23. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
    Ronaldo
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    Still awkward after all these years.

  24. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
    Ronaldo
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    I always get this penguin vibe.

  25. Whoopi Goldberg Christopher Walken Pale Face Remembering The Artist Robert De Niro Sr Premiere
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    There’s ebony and ivory and then there’s this. What do you call the absence of color??

  26. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    She looks like Grimace heading to a funeral.

  27. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
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    Every picture of them seems to have Woody with a vice like grip on her. It will be interesting when he croaks and she starts yapping.

  28. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface Primetime Emmys TheWrap Party
    Ronaldo
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    Doing an excellent job in Fargo.

  29. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    Come on guys, she said not comment and now there are five of them.

  30. Kate Beckinsale Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Macbeth Opening Night
    Marketing Mike
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    Damn…
    Thank you Kate.

  31. Scott Disick Dark Circles Under Eyes Holding French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
    Ronaldo
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    douche

  32. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    “What do you mean your son isn’t gay, Ms Wang?? Do you know how rich I am?”

  33. Hilary Duff Legs Butt Daisy Dukes
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    Photo boy, can you please just admit that you took these pictures per your contract with Fish?

  34. Whoopi Goldberg Christopher Walken Pale Face Remembering The Artist Robert De Niro Sr Premiere
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    Did he just wander over from The Walking Dead set?

  35. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Deflated Cleavage Chateau Marmont
    Ronaldo
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    What happened to her face?? too much drugs?

  36. Heidi Klum Naked Covered By Giant Purse amfAR Campaign
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    If she bought that tote bag a long time ago, would it be fair to say that this is a picture of an old bag?

  37. Francois Hollande Vladimir Putin Awkward Handshake Elysee Presidential Palace
    Ronaldo
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    Dumb and Dummer

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Ronaldo
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    Its so abnormal looking.

  39. Amber Rose Huge Fat Ass Linen Pants
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    Even with the shaved head and tattoos, she’s still hotter than Kim or Khloe.

  40. Faith Hill Tight Mom Jeans Ass Grabbed By Tim McGraw
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    That’s probably the first time’s he’s touched a woman’s ass. Ever.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
    anonymous
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    Make sure you pay her AFTER she does why you pay her to do.

  42. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
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    What is it about old men and their obsession with tucked in shirts and pants hiked up to their rib cage?

    • The ass deflates and the balls drop as a man ages…hence the pants start to fit in odd ways…if I wanted to make a lot of money, I’d design a clothing line especially for old farts, called Old Boys. The pants would be especially tailored to suit the unique anatomy of the older gentleman (specifically his total lack of an ass and his drooping balls).

  43. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Surprise Out Of Jail Party
    anonymous
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    Surrounded by guys, Chris Brown automatically sticks his ass out and opens his mouth. Prison’s trained him well.

  44. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
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    Have they made a baby? Cuz man, if they do, it’s going to be the ugliest thing alive!

  45. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    Tom Cruise is the Hulk now? Goddamnit, Joss Whedon…

  46. Heidi Klum Naked Covered By Giant Purse amfAR Campaign
    Marketing Mike
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    If that bag drops another 3 inches, you’ll KNOW it’s a picture
    of an old bag.

  47. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    Ahhh, the wafts and smells that must be coming out of those pleather shoes after walking around NYC…

  48. Ashley Benson Bikini Tanning Bed Instagram
    Michael
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    C’mon, you wouldn’t wreck this? After those photoshoots she’s been up to? Don’t BS a BS’er.

  49. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Surprise Out Of Jail Party
    Cock Dr
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    It looks like he porked out a bit in the slammer.
    That’s ok, back on the cocaine now those pounds will just peel right off.

  50. Demi Lovato Half Shaved Head Scream Singing GMA Performance
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    Skrillex finally got contact lenses? Good for him.

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