The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.6.14

June 6th, 2014 // 445 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a week that saw Justin Bieber basically skate away unscathed from multiple videotaped examples of why he should have been drowned in a lake as soon as his bangs droppped, as well as another mass killing attempt, which brings us up to what 48 a week now? But nevermind thinking about or discussing any of that because GIT’YER HANDS OFFA MAH RAGHTS!! So here’s your usual compilation of HAHA, look how fat he is!, random tits, butt handstands and drunk tits.

*twists cap off Jack* Happy Friday,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Scott Disick Dark Circles Under Eyes Holding French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
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    Seriously, I would pay good money to hunt him in real life like the movie Surviving the Game. Can’t stand this smug deadbeat loser.

  2. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Deflated Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    The amount of combined drugs that is in those 2 bodies right now probably paid for a new BMW for their dealer.

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    You could probably throw darts and stick them in that disgusting ass all day and she would never feel them.

  4. Francois Hollande Vladimir Putin Awkward Handshake Elysee Presidential Palace
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    Later Vladmir wrestled a bear shirtless while Francois wept in the corner.

  5. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Surprise Out Of Jail Party
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    I bet the party really started rocking once they brought out the Rihanna Piñata.

  6. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
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    That hat hides his horns real well!

  7. Francois Hollande Vladimir Putin Awkward Handshake Elysee Presidential Palace
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    “Who is on first base.”
    “That’s what I’m ASKING. Who’s on first?”
    “Exactly”
    “Ghhaaaa!!!!”

    “Waka waka waka!! We’ll be here all week folks. Don’t forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses.”

  8. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface Primetime Emmys TheWrap Party
    Motorboat Captain
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    Tomorrow, on menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com…

  9. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    OK, a THIRD picture of Lohan. I call bullshit!

  10. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    I…uh…have a comment.

  11. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    Don’t make Tom Cruise horny. You wouldn’t like him when he’s horny.

  12. Kate Beckinsale Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Macbeth Opening Night
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    She’s not quite Naomi Watts, buts she’s close on the perfection scale.

  13. Prince Charles Looking At Huge Guns Pegasus Bridge D Day Commemorations
    Bobby J
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    “I got two guns. One for each of ya.”

  14. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    The knees. They’re buckling.

  15. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
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    BARF.

  16. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
    Spartacus Khan
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    Butter face!

  17. Francois Hollande Vladimir Putin Awkward Handshake Elysee Presidential Palace
    Max
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    Putin: “Guess who Russia’s going to invade next.”

    Hollande: “I give up.”

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    anonymous
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    Jessica Simpson had babies for 3 years straight and has calves like the Hulk.

    How does this chick not have legs to rival Ah-nold in his Conan days?

  19. Jennifer Tilly Wearing Socks And Heels
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    Hello, midwestern white trash welfare mom socks

  20. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Man, if she would just fix those camel nostrils she might be tolerable.

  21. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    Repulsive whore.

  22. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
    HeaveHoYoko
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    Lookin good, Pennsatucky!

  23. Tom Felton Fake Tan Belle UK Premiere
    mavis davis
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    How did Frankie Muniz’ face end up on Neil Patrick Harris’ forehead?

  24. Heidi Klum Naked Covered By Giant Purse amfAR Campaign
    mavis davis
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    That’s got to be a Doc Johnson blow-up doll. There’s no way it’s a Real Doll(tm).

  25. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
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    I can’t tell where the leather ends and the…. Lohan begins.

  26. Amber Rose Huge Fat Ass Linen Pants
    mavis davis
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    Casper lookss so dejected now that it’s over.

  27. Whoopi Goldberg Christopher Walken Pale Face Remembering The Artist Robert De Niro Sr Premiere
    mavis davis
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    He’s ashier than she is.

  28. Crystal Hefner Naked In Tree Instagram
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    An artsy ode to Hef’s petrified wood. Classy.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    mavis davis
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    You know she has this problem every summer. If there were only a website that could help her. {http://www.swimsuitsforall.com/}

  30. Faith Hill Tight Mom Jeans Ass Grabbed By Tim McGraw
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    Yup, they’re done.

  31. Scott Disick Dark Circles Under Eyes Holding French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
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    Remind me again why this man is famous. Oh yeah, one of his girlfriend’s mother’s other daughters got pissed on in a sex tape.

  32. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    Her shirt says it all.

  33. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    Ugh, that shirt. At this point I hope Tom Cruise isn’t gay, because he’s so bad at it.

  34. Faith Hill Tight Mom Jeans Ass Grabbed By Tim McGraw
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    She has zero tits but that’s a nice ass.

  35. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    In every picture like this there is a black guy thinking “dyam that Asian just stole that, ‘In every picture like this there is a black…’ meme from us”

  36. Maria Menounos Jerry Lewis SiriusXM Town Hall Friars Club
    Sloppy Redneck
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    Hey Laaaady you want to meet one of Jerry’s kids ?

  37. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    “Ah, bicycling, my old nemesis… we meet again.”

  38. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Deflated Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    “Come dis vay, dahlink, I tink I saw your right boob over here.”

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    In a just world, she would be operating that cart.

  40. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    “So, am I supposed to catch the ping pong ball, dodge it, smack it back to her, what?”

  41. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Headstand
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    What, did someone stop paying attention to her for five seconds?

  42. Tom Felton Fake Tan Belle UK Premiere
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    Why is he carrot-coloured?

  43. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
    Skeezix
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    Puma boy does not show proper reverence for Mr Cruise…hand of L Ron Hubbard reaches out to steal his mortal soul…

  44. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
    cc
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    Someone said ‘Hey, Long Duk Dong!’.,..it was the first time in years he’d been recognized.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
    cc
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    If this pic is new, some very fortunate circumstances came together at exactly the right moment.

  46. Jake Zero

    Tallest Asian in the world

  47. Kate Beckinsale Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Macbeth Opening Night
    cc
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    Nah I heard she smokes cigarettes. Forget it.

    Ahahahahahaahaha

  48. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Surprise Out Of Jail Party
    cc
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    Isn’t wearing camouflage a violation of his parole somehow?

  49. Michelle Rodriguez Smoking Egicarette In Backseat Leaving Chateau Marmont
    cc
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    Hey, did you hear the prank call where they used Joe Pesci’s voice to call this guy?

  50. Lindsay Lohan Drunk In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    cc
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    Her face is the color of vomited macaroni.

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