The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.6.14

June 6th, 2014 // 445 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a week that saw Justin Bieber basically skate away unscathed from multiple videotaped examples of why he should have been drowned in a lake as soon as his bangs droppped, as well as another mass killing attempt, which brings us up to what 48 a week now? But nevermind thinking about or discussing any of that because GIT’YER HANDS OFFA MAH RAGHTS!! So here’s your usual compilation of HAHA, look how fat he is!, random tits, butt handstands and drunk tits.

*twists cap off Jack* Happy Friday,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Beckinsale Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Macbeth Opening Night
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    Oh please have a sex tape!

    If one comes out, I will need lube, tissues, a 60 inch HD TV, a babysitter, a hotel room for two nights, and probably some reconstructive surgery and after care.

  2. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
    Minky Wail
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    I wasn’t sure in the Tom Cruise picture, but this is definitely the guy who played Long Duk Dong.

  3. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
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    Me thinks Woody gets her to dress shitty like a 1950′s teenager for cheapness and other reasons.

  4. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    Why do women defend her as a representation of the average American Women? Yes fat fucks exist but go to your local college and there’s some fine women out there.

  5. Michael Douglas Adjusting Tie Catherine Zeta Jones 42nd AFI Life Achievement Award Honoring Jane Fonda
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    I understand why she smokes.

  6. Scott Disick Dark Circles Under Eyes Holding French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
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    I’d like to kick him right in his fucking vagina.

  7. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Surprise Out Of Jail Party
    Smapdi
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    Hopefully he’ll stick with that camouflage idea and disappear.

  8. Jennifer Tilly Wearing Socks And Heels
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    I think the guy behind her is jacking off.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
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    I’ll give her a C+ for sparing us a non-filtered version.

  10. Whoopi Goldberg Christopher Walken Pale Face Remembering The Artist Robert De Niro Sr Premiere
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    Walken,”The ice is gonna break!”
    Whoopi, “Meh.”

  11. Lindsay Lohan Drunk In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    Odbarc
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    I know that look in her eye. He’s unbuckled her seat belt in a high speed police chase because someone sprinkled crack on their dick.

  12. Tom Felton Fake Tan Belle UK Premiere
    Odbarc
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    It’s the REAL Professor X!

  13. Joey Fatone Eating French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
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    Debuting their new penis flavored fries.

  14. Scott Disick Dark Circles Under Eyes Holding French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
    Bonky
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    Who the fuck thought having Scott Disick hold a box of French fries would
    make a good photo ? Could he put any less effort into that pose ?

  15. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Surprise Out Of Jail Party
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    Ghettoflage.

  16. Michelle Rodriguez Smoking Egicarette In Backseat Leaving Chateau Marmont
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    I have a feeling there is going to be a news story about a pap’s body being found in a ditch, with the only evidence found being a pair of thick hipster glasses and what initially appears to be a smattering of pubic hair.

  17. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Deflated Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    So by simply holding Paz de la Huerta’s hand ,there is an instant transfer of facial grease to another?

  18. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    I’ve never seen someone say “TCLTC” with his eyes before. Well done, kid.

  19. Whoopi Goldberg Christopher Walken Pale Face Remembering The Artist Robert De Niro Sr Premiere
    nomnomnom
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    They look like they should be auditioning for the new Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine.

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Bonky
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    How does she sit on a toilet with that thing ?

  21. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
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    It’s not often you see a picture of two peoples faces and can’t spot one eyebrow,

  22. Michael Douglas Adjusting Tie Catherine Zeta Jones 42nd AFI Life Achievement Award Honoring Jane Fonda
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    Sorry about that, pube caught in my throat.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
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    Best looking crackhead I’ve ever seen.

  24. Maria Menounos Jerry Lewis SiriusXM Town Hall Friars Club
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    Yes we finally see her face. Thank God its no a butter face imo.

  25. Prince Charles Looking At Huge Guns Pegasus Bridge D Day Commemorations
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    Now I just want to find the Pegasus Bridge so I can walk across it and let the mix of Greek and Norse mythology wash over me.

  26. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
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    Ice T’s favorite position as he doesn’t have to lift that fucken massive ass for sex.

  27. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface Primetime Emmys TheWrap Party
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    When did he get all “Andy Dick”?

  28. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface Primetime Emmys TheWrap Party
    Minky Wail
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    He’s a great actor, but in this picture I can’t tell if he’s supposed to be a young Philip Seymour Hoffman or an old Andy Dick.

  29. Jennifer Tilly Wearing Socks And Heels
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    Hit and busted through the wall, face first.

  30. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    She should of known that D day is actually 6th of June as she was there.

  31. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    Her and Jonah Hill have the exact same stance. That is epically creepy.

  32. Demi Lovato Half Shaved Head Scream Singing GMA Performance
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    A lot of entertainers are becoming very interactive with their fans. This number is called the donut throw.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
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    Why? Everytime I think she’s hit the bottom and I say I can finally take her out of my my spank bank, she puts herself right back in.

  34. Ashley Benson Bikini Tanning Bed Instagram
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    People still go to tanning booths?

  35. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Headstand
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    Inverted Scissoring, i like!

  36. Tom Felton Fake Tan Belle UK Premiere
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    Never found him attractive, but he does have pretty eyes. Not Cumberbatch-level entrancing, but still pretty.

  37. Jennifer Tilly Wearing Socks And Heels
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    Hello masturbating baker.

  38. Tom Felton Fake Tan Belle UK Premiere
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    Is there something wrong with his head?

  39. Prince Charles Looking At Huge Guns Pegasus Bridge D Day Commemorations
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    The bridge was captured in Operation Deadstick, named in honor of the Prince’s penis. The airborne troops landed right next to the bridge in their Horsa gliders, named in honor of Camilla.

  40. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
    Donald Sterling
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    See, here’s a picture of you when you could still wear that shirt without any danger of a blowout.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
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    BS! From when Lo?.. cuz YES to this but we all know better than that, Lohan’s current status is “kill” in KFM

  42. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
    Donald Sterling
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    Man, this is one of them classy escort services!

  43. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    I don’t enjoy being hit on by the gays either..

  44. Michelle Rodriguez Smoking Egicarette In Backseat Leaving Chateau Marmont
    o'chunt
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    So glad to see Grizz and Dot Com have found someone else to mind.

  45. Joey Fatone Eating French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
    Donald Sterling
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    Sir, you don’t seem to be on the guest list….

  46. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
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    The brochure picture for Pedo-Stockholm-Love.

  47. Kate Beckinsale Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Macbeth Opening Night
    Donald Sterling
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    And that’s what you’ll look like one day when you reach puberty, Taylor Swift.

  48. Whoopi Goldberg Christopher Walken Pale Face Remembering The Artist Robert De Niro Sr Premiere
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    I knew he was a vampire. That much awesome couldn’t possibly be mortal.

  49. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    She has the money not to look like that.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Drunk In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    There she is — that’s the Lo we know and loathe

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