The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.6.14

June 6th, 2014 // 445 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a week that saw Justin Bieber basically skate away unscathed from multiple videotaped examples of why he should have been drowned in a lake as soon as his bangs droppped, as well as another mass killing attempt, which brings us up to what 48 a week now? But nevermind thinking about or discussing any of that because GIT’YER HANDS OFFA MAH RAGHTS!! So here’s your usual compilation of HAHA, look how fat he is!, random tits, butt handstands and drunk tits.

*twists cap off Jack* Happy Friday,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Francois Hollande Vladimir Putin Awkward Handshake Elysee Presidential Palace
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    President Hollande was a gracious host. He learned to say “I surrender” in perfect Russian.

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    Is she losing weight?

  3. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
    Mista Snazzy
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    Tom: “So, you’re saying if I sign this autograph for you, I get to have your young, handsome brother in the blue Puma shirt for at least 3 days?”

    Young Asian girl: “Oh hell ya, Mr. Cruise. He’s all yours!”

    Young Asian boy in Puma shirt who knows he’s about to get anally popped: “Oh Shit. I didn’t sign up for this crap!!”

  4. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Deflated Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    You can feel the heroin in this picture

  5. Prince Charles Looking At Huge Guns Pegasus Bridge D Day Commemorations
    Cock Dr
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    Rule Britannia!

  6. Whoopi Goldberg Christopher Walken Pale Face Remembering The Artist Robert De Niro Sr Premiere
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    So, they’re doing a show about remembering De Niro, when, not only is he still alive, but is actively acting?

  7. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    Yup, just wear a shirt two sizes too small.
    That’s the ticket.
    Only people who know how full of shit you are, will care.
    Not that I think he’s full of shit.
    Just sayin’.

  8. Gaby Hoffman Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Obvious Child Screening
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    “I know, somebody knocked me up, riiight? Can’t believe it myself sometimes.”

  9. Maria Menounos Jerry Lewis SiriusXM Town Hall Friars Club
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    He’s turning into one of his own kids!

    Yes, I know. I’ll take the aisle seat on the way down to Hell

  10. Maria Menounos Jerry Lewis SiriusXM Town Hall Friars Club
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    Two big asses and not a Kardashian in sight.

  11. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
    Cock Dr
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    You have to be careful about what the heart wants because sometimes it gets it, and is stuck with it until the end of time.
    Didn’t Meatloaf do a song about that?

  12. Francois Hollande Vladimir Putin Awkward Handshake Elysee Presidential Palace
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    Those French soldiers look BAD. ASS.

  13. Hilary Duff Legs Butt Daisy Dukes
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    Those ham hocks finally burst through her pants like overstuffed sausages

  14. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Marketing Mike
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    If she took her bra off,
    those things would flatten out like, a, pancakes.

  15. Jennifer Tilly Wearing Socks And Heels
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    Is that Shia LaBeouf’s mom again?

  16. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    Those aren’t exactly “thunder thighs”…..but I’m having a hard time coming up with a different label. Garbage bag thighs?

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    somebody better move that cart out of the way

  18. Prince Charles Looking At Huge Guns Pegasus Bridge D Day Commemorations
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    Man, the Lewis gun is as outdated as Charles.
    Seriously, the British Navy still uses those?
    It was developed practically the day after smokeless powder.
    Must be an historical ship, a WW2 recreation or some such.
    If I cared more I’d look it up.

  19. Whoopi Goldberg Christopher Walken Pale Face Remembering The Artist Robert De Niro Sr Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    The glare coming off such Hollywood glamour is hurting my eyes.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Underboob Pubic Bone Instagram
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    “To be placed in the folder labeled ‘Postmortem photos’, as part of the explanation.”

  21. Michelle Rodriguez Smoking Egicarette In Backseat Leaving Chateau Marmont
    tito
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    Why is the Notorious BIG driving Michael Jackson around?

  22. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Deflated Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    They’re not gay, they’re European!

  23. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
    tito
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    I’m still convinced she’s really Joaquin Phoenix doing another social experiment.

  24. Crystal Hefner Naked In Tree Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    What would the internet be without the many fame & attention whores?
    It would be an internet with less bared boobs, that’s for sure.

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    easy peasy
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    Just another maid starting her hotel shift. Why the picture?

  26. Demi Lovato Half Shaved Head Scream Singing GMA Performance
    Cock Dr
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    Thick girls wanna be pop stars too.

  27. Tom Felton Fake Tan Belle UK Premiere
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    Is he the one Jonah Hill was talking about?

  28. Lindsay Lohan Drunk In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Can someone without pubic hair HAVE pubic lice? Or is she a pubic louse? Or a public lush?

    Another shot for that “Postmortem” folder.

  29. Scott Disick Dark Circles Under Eyes Holding French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    For god’s sake stop him before he breeds AGAIN.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  31. Joey Fatone Eating French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
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    Rob Kardashian has competition.

  32. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Coco does provide some very entertaining photos.
    That’s a good position from which to kick off a memorable weekend.

  33. Jennifer Tilly Wearing Socks And Heels
    Cock Dr
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    Please rethink those footwear choices.

  34. Prince Charles Looking At Huge Guns Pegasus Bridge D Day Commemorations
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    “Tell the helmsman to swing by the beach again. I think I only wounded Kim and Kanye.”

  35. Billy Bob Thornton Derpface Primetime Emmys TheWrap Party
    spike
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    Recon I can have some of them there french fried putaters?

  36. Maria Menounos Jerry Lewis SiriusXM Town Hall Friars Club
    spike
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    Timmay!

  37. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Surprise Out Of Jail Party
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    This ain’t the last time he’s going to be coming out.

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    That heel is definitely at maximum capacity.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Drunk In Backseat Of Car Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    Good job getting this on the pubic record, PB. Public record? Eh, either way.

  40. Lena Dunham Tight Sweapants No Comment Shirt
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    My, what a hypocritical sweatshirt.

  41. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
    Eejut
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    Automobile???

  42. Ashley Benson Bikini Tanning Bed Instagram
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    It looks like she’s waiting for a facial from the Hulk.

  43. Prince Charles Looking At Huge Guns Pegasus Bridge D Day Commemorations
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    At least a half dozen Monty Python bits come to mind, you military fairy.

  44. Woody Allen Awkwardly Gripping Soon Yi Previns Hand
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    They are starting to look alike.

  45. Kate Beckinsale Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Macbeth Opening Night
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    Please more of Kate. Oh I despise her husband X 1000000, lucky SOB.

    • It gets worse.

      How much worse?

      She told Glamour magazine: “I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.

      “I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

      So she puts a lot of effort into sexually pleasing her husband and sees it as her most important task in the marriage.

      You have my permission to leave the room for five minutes to weep manly tears of regret, then pull yourself together and come back here to ogle some more hapless female celebrities.

  46. Scott Disick Dark Circles Under Eyes Holding French Fries 2014 FIFA World Cup McDonalds Launch Party
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    Seen here taking a break from operating the fryer.

  47. Gaby Hoffman Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Obvious Child Screening
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    That is not a baby. That is a beer gut.

  48. Tom Cruise Buttons On Shirt Popping Open The Daily Show
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    “You…made…Cruise…MAD! Now Cruise SMASH!!!”

  49. Faith Hill Tight Mom Jeans Ass Grabbed By Tim McGraw
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    Mixed signals here. That Black plastic cowboy hat plus t shirt said “Gay” but rubbing that nice Ass ?

  50. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Deflated Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    Left boob is overflowing while the right boob is barely there. It’s not just her face that is a plastic surgery train wreck.

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