The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.3.16

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, ending the week strong with Sara Jean Underwood naked with a guitar. It’s like when hot chicks pretend to be nerds to bang billionaire tech bros, only in this version they get hepatitis. We’ve also got Antonio Banderas in the front row of Miami Fashion Week, so expect him to get Harambe-d in the dick at any moment, Morgan Freeman straight macking it on Marcia Gay Harden, and some kind of weird Brady Bunch/Walking Dead crossover shit. Oh, that was ageist? Go ahead and tell me Marcia’s neck doesn’t look like Carol’s knee. Seriously, go. I’ll wait.

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