The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.3.11

June 3rd, 2011 // 397 Comments

“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”

Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.

SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),

- The Superficial

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superficial

  1. Jack Nicholson
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t make fun of the Jack, he’s badass!

  2. the captain

    no no no, you mean “di-Crap-rio”?

  3. Emmy Rossum
    m3essential
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    Bristol Palin’s looking good

  4. Hilary Duff Butt
    Carson
    Commented on this photo:

    Sir, you can’t pee there.

  5. Hayden Panettiere
    Kubla Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    you guise sure know a lot about penors…

    BTW, nice trailer-park dye-job, munchkin.

  6. January Jones
    cutthecrap
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    stuck up bitch, she’s probably so desperate she would sleep with a married man……. right

  7. Justin Bieber
    cutthecrap
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    let me guess, his publicist will say that it’s really not him.

  8. Kendra Wilkinson
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    yikes, Kirsie Alley really took a downward spiral

  9. Coco Cleavage
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    the perfect mash up of Lindsay and Snookie

  10. Josh Duhamel
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate Josh Douchmel!

  11. Audrina Patridge
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    casting call for Olsen twin look alike?

  12. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
    Jill_Ess
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    That is the same exact face I would be making if I were her.

  13. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
    BillyBobsRevenge
    Commented on this photo:

    “No. … I can’t discuss the photos with _him_ here. I did figure out what is eating Gilbert Grape though…” – Blake (on phone with Ben Assflex)

  14. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    K…I…why did they give me such a hard name to spell.

  15. Hilary Duff Butt
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck?

  16. Ashley Olsen
    yup
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the fuck does ANYONE care about 2?

  17. Nick Cannon
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the handwritten pages? His manifesto?

  18. Justin Bieber
    ZAGA
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose!”
    “Fifty bucks more says he eats it!”

  19. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
    Justin
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t Leo gay? He used to live with Toby Maguire for 2 years. Blake doesn’t have chances for him unless she looks like his ex boyfriends!

  20. Kellan Lutz
    Yowza!
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL! You guys all sound like a bunch of jealous bitches. Too funny. This man is so fucking hot, and you’re all so…not. Rip him to shreds boys, rip him to shreds. LOL!

  21. Josh Duhamel
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll wear an Augusta National hat, even though they’ll never let my gay-ass in.

  22. Paul Sorvino
    mnsuperbee
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    Why would they EVER do a sequel of Junior??……Aaah because Arnold already HAD the illegitimate baby. Ok, I gotcha.

  23. Kendra Wilkinson
    JMS
    Commented on this photo:

    “Some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you’ll look better by comparision.”

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