“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”
Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.
SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),
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Can’t make fun of the Jack, he’s badass!
no no no, you mean “di-Crap-rio”?
Bristol Palin’s looking good
Sir, you can’t pee there.
you guise sure know a lot about penors…
BTW, nice trailer-park dye-job, munchkin.
stuck up bitch, she’s probably so desperate she would sleep with a married man……. right
let me guess, his publicist will say that it’s really not him.
yikes, Kirsie Alley really took a downward spiral
the perfect mash up of Lindsay and Snookie
I hate Josh Douchmel!
casting call for Olsen twin look alike?
That is the same exact face I would be making if I were her.
“No. … I can’t discuss the photos with _him_ here. I did figure out what is eating Gilbert Grape though…” – Blake (on phone with Ben Assflex)
K…I…why did they give me such a hard name to spell.
What the fuck?
Why the fuck does ANYONE care about 2?
What’s with the handwritten pages? His manifesto?
Someone forgot to turn in their homework.
“Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose!”
“Fifty bucks more says he eats it!”
Isn’t Leo gay? He used to live with Toby Maguire for 2 years. Blake doesn’t have chances for him unless she looks like his ex boyfriends!
LOL! You guys all sound like a bunch of jealous bitches. Too funny. This man is so fucking hot, and you’re all so…not. Rip him to shreds boys, rip him to shreds. LOL!
I’ll wear an Augusta National hat, even though they’ll never let my gay-ass in.
Why would they EVER do a sequel of Junior??……Aaah because Arnold already HAD the illegitimate baby. Ok, I gotcha.
“Some company hired me to stand next to you all day so you’ll look better by comparision.”