The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.3.11

June 3rd, 2011 // 397 Comments

“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”

Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.

SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),

- The Superficial

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  1. Hilary Duff Butt
    Arzach
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    Nice legs, at what time they open?

  2. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Get used to it Kendra. Hank’s a helluva lot closer to the CFL than the NFL these days. Start looking for homes in Regina not Vagina honey.

  3. Kellan Lutz
    fapappy
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    They’re always after his Lucky Charms.

  4. Nick Cannon
    socaldave
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    Hey, look! Dr. Dre lost some serious poundage!

  5. Kendra Wilkinson
    Tracey
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    Is that her sister or Mom? I can’t imagine anyone else wanting to be photographed with her.

  6. right

    I think leo is trying to hit on the boat driver.

  7. Meg Ryan
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    As Maverick looks back, he realizes that he really saved Goose.

  8. Josh Duhamel
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    Wow, talk about Mr. Fancypants Hollywood! He plays on such a posh course they give you a full size pencil.

  9. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    What we are looking at should be a winning argument (including legal) for everything on planet Earth.

  10. Hayden Panettiere
    Hugh Gentry
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    god damn, I love this midget.

  11. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Hugh Gentry
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    give me 1 hour and a jug of baby oil.

  12. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    I Tivo’d ‘Desperado’ last night. Tonight it’ll be just me, Salma, and the rewind button…….

  13. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
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    too bad she’s going to look like her mom.

  14. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Classic ‘dog at a fire hydrant’ pose. Much nicer ass, though.

  15. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Asoto
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    Ooooh, they’re sad! =(

  16. Ashley Olsen
    Asoto
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    Now you see me, now you don’t! Ah, gotcha!

  17. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
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    Pink shirt says, “Hey look Leo, that Shark is checking out Blake’s nudie pics too on his laptop.”

  18. Paul Sorvino
    Asoto
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    WTF?! How does gravity allow this?

  19. Justin Bieber
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    Feeling for his brain and checking on his vag.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson
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    “Oh geez, Larry. Take my picture with the dirty whore. The Winstons will be so jealous!”

  21. Hayden Panettiere
    Asoto
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    I guess you’re guys are out of Peter Dinklage photos, this week…

  22. Coco Cleavage
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    Jawline of a Predator, body like a Jessica Rabbit midgit.

  23. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    I love Shania. So frugal. See, she made her necklace from safety pins!

  24. Nick Cannon
    Asoto
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    He’s a scientist, right? I saw some photos of him with a whale.

  25. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Asoto
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    Speaking of whales…

  26. Ashley Olsen
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    Even she is truly ashamed of what she’s wearing.

  27. Kendra Wilkinson
    RHawk
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    “I am so happy to have a picture taken with my Mom. I am going to look just like her in 18 years, maybe sooner.”

  28. Paul Sorvino
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    Amazing! Male pregnancy has finally been achieved.

  29. Kim Kardashian
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    Who is the loser asking for her Kim Suckscock?

  30. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    RHawk
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    I always thought Dana Delany was hotter than this. Oh wait.

  31. Meg Ryan
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    Iggy Pop and Sammy Hagar’s love child

  32. Josh Duhamel
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    “Oh damn, look dude. My wife is coming, can you turn this thing around. Please Baby Jesus, don’t let it find me!”

  33. Jack Nicholson
    RHawk
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    “I’m too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.”

  34. Hayden Panettiere
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    She is so well proportioned for a little person. And adventurous with her love of riding those massive pricks.

  35. Paul Sorvino
    RHawk
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    Dear God, why isn’t Greenpeace trying to pull his ass back in the water???

  36. Nick Cannon
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    No, you are reading the shirt wrong. Its “She’s famous, I’m her bitch.”

  37. Kim Kardashian
    RHawk
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    With all due respect to JT, she’s bringing skanky back.

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    A dash of Oksana Grigorieva, a sprinkle of Octomom, and a pinch of desperate! Voila!

  39. Emmy Rossum
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    Ah, the most recent member of the Re-Establishing Relevancy through Gratuitous Nudity club.

  40. Audrina Patridge
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    So, is the reason she is always looking up due to her eyeballs permanently trying to find her brain?

  41. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Saggy bottom

  42. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    This is what Coco would look like if she weren’t built like a sex cartoon….and was Mexican…and didn’t have the job of a warrior Alien.

  43. Hilary Duff Butt
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    Puke orange 80′s jacket with ripped jean hooker shorts. Why didn’t I think of it?

  44. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
    KC
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    How did Blake Lively fit a boat into her bathroom to leak this photo?

  45. Justin Bieber
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    A rare look at the Bieber song-writing process.

  46. Paul Sorvino
    KC
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    He was going to kidnap someone but he got the munchies and now there’s no room.

  47. Meg Ryan
    vlad
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    at least we can’t see how she ruined her face in this pic

  48. Jack Nicholson
    m3essential
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wha?!, Well, to fuck with you. I’m Jack Fucking Nicholson!”

  49. Meg Ryan
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    She took the escalator but her career took the stairs and hasn’t been seen since.

  50. Paul Sorvino
    m3essential
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    aw, hell. we have to go through the whole ‘bad shadows and ill fitting clothes’ thing again?

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