“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”
Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.
SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),
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Remember that car Tattoo used to drive on Fantasy Island? I don’t know why she made me think of that.
I’d love to see her and Kim K battle it out to the death, using their asses as bataka bats.
Truly a talent!
Good chimp.
All I can say to those breasts is: We’re not worthy!
Check list
1. Have sex with black guy, make video. Check
2.Sell Tape and complain. Check
3.Get Famous for doing Number 1. Check
4.Get fake reality show. Check
5.Make a ton of money. Check
6.Marry some sports guy. Check
7.Lose ring and complain it got stolen.
Look at that penis button, is he Kelly Ripa’s dad?
picture kind of looks like she has a gun in her hand when you first look at it!
When I googled “Hilary Duff ATM”, this was not the picture I was hoping to see.
win and a half
“Think I can hit that photographer from here with a flare?”
Can the paparazzi leave Arnold’s maid alone? She’s just trying to go grocery shopping.
The babies are sitting around wearing onesies: “Bitch, you could’ve fooled me.”
Must be for a business meeting. The bermuda triangle should not be breathing.
I’m sure whatever is in that teensy bag from Agent Provocateur will flatter her petite frame beautifully. Especially if it’s holding jowl-clamps.
“Jesus took his nose, and picked it, and gave his dried snot to his disciples and said, ‘Take, eat, this is my Maple Sugar.’ ” (Usher 26:26)
She may be slimming down for her upcoming role on L&O SVU. Miriska wears a lot of jeans and skinny slacks on the show. Likely JLH will do the same. Hollywood trainers and lots of cash can do amazing things.
“I’m a no gonna watch , I promise !
You wanna watch me ?
In answer to his shirt.
Nobody cares.
Are her breasts sad? Her nipples are looking down.
White Oprah 2.0
If this were a nameless hippie MILF I’d totally slam it.
Cuter’n he-ell.
You’ve Got Male
Blake: the photos *are* fake, Leo
Leo: I know. Your ass is saggier and those nipples are just sensational. No offense, dear.
This is what the term “Dayum!” was invented for.
pushpins are holding her integrity together? because, that’s the message the shirt is giving me. or perhaps i’m reading too much into things.
Dig, tug, dig, tug. ah, the demanding life of a talentless celebrity.
I can’t believe I just fucked Timberlake. now he’s bagged *everyone*
young woman, mom jeans. bad combo.
Dude, she’s what…4 foot 2? She could put on jeans from build-a-bear and they would still cover her nips.
Another classy look from America’s favorite future homewrecker.
One hand in the “pocket” and one in the nose. Typical teenager.
Yeah, my blond friend always told me to stand next to a fat chick to look better….
Such a dainty, delicate flower.
Oh no, I didn’t just bang Justin Timberlake, did I? Damn, I did. Hell, where is that anti-bac handwash…I’m gonna need a bath in that shit….damn vodka shirley temples…
Jeez, Ernest Borgnine’s getting old….
His skirt is caught in his crotch a la “people of walmart”.
OMG! Phillip Seymour Hoffman looks like shit!
Octomom?
That’s who I thought it was…I’m not being sarcastic, sorry JLH :(
I think metal fatigue is starting to set in…
As usual, Salma is classy and lovely. So nice to see a pic of a lady instead of these famewhores and booger pickers.
White heels with daisy dukes – a star is born. Blech!
“Paulie may have moved slow, but damn, did he have nice legs for a man.”
Heeeeere’s Tubby.
Is her hairline receding?
Back from giving the keynote speech at the Silicone Symposium.
Oh my god, her ass is eating that zebra!
Is her PIN number 6942?
No..just ..no
Yup..thats the look I’m goin for, thanks Mirror, you always did have my back.
Her Indian name is Hiyawaddles.