“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”
Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.
SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),
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“Hey, we both like to bang hockey players, so we’re like sisters, eh?”
That there is what you call “child-bearing hips”
More like Agent Orange.
She gets the star under the Port-a-Pottee for the homeless, nobody was using it anyways.
Am I the only one wishing she had a bigger hand?
In those bags is proof that Snooki was a man all along.
I get gas pains just looking at this photo.
One, two, AH AH three nips!
All she does these days is stand against backdrops.
Better than watching her limp.
Pull up your pants, grandma, you’re embarassing me! GOSH!
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Heh!
That Yoga mat must smell like dirty feet!
Every time I see Josh Duhamel I think of that “Mom got us Sunny D, alright!” comment Fish made, which cracks me up. I got nothin’.
Iceman. What are you doing?!! Darlene was WAY hotter. This thing is so rotted and looks like Quato on steroids from the movie “Total Recall”
She reminds me of a block of cheese for some reason?
Legend! You can’t make fun of Jack.
Pauly. WTF? Did you eat Mira?
How does this ugly pig get any airtime?
Is there any look that conveys “retarded” as much as wearing a hat pulled down too low, then holding your head at weird angles to see under it?
Why yes, the pink polo shirt with the popped collar look.
I’d cup her balls.
lol…
Who?
bad shirt and weird angles finally gets on for the “doesn’t look pregnant” team.
+ “one”
when did Bieber dye his hair?
She’s packing a lot of heat in those diapers that she’s wearing.
I’d put it in her.
“Usher said I’d know I made 3rd base when my finger smelled like tuna…but it still just smells like Usher”
great, now i have to clean the beer off my monitor.
Damn you, every time I think I’ve come up with an original you’ve beaten me to it.
“I love the smell of 3rd base in the morning. It smells like…….. victory.”
I’ve gotta stop reading the posts first.
Dude might get arrested for urinating in pubic.
stretch marks and a wrecked vagina are the great equalizers of all womankind.
a true famewhore NEVER puts down her cell phone.
“SIt in the back, honey, I’m going to blow Paolo while he drives the boat. No really, it’s just a friendly Italian thing, like the kiss-kiss in France.”
lol.
a fat new dick sure puts the smile on a girls face.
Wow, it’s sure edgy to not even have the nerve to wear the word “bitch” on your shirt.
Glad to see she’s taken the constructive criticism of the last weak to heard, and making great strides towards looking less hideous. she’s getting there…
I don’t know who she is, but her washing machine has piranhas.
Can I get a wonk-wonk!!
More like *womp womp* if you ask me.
she can zick my little hun all day long…
Ahh, practicing up a little on her downward-facing director and spread tulip poses.
Selena…Usher…nope, no one smells as good as mom.
My childhood rooted fetish with daisy dukes says “YES!”…but the cankles says “hmm…how about just a BJ?”
Kendra Wilkinson poses next to Miss. Canada.
That’s cool the way she can twist her head 180 degrees and make her ass look like cleavage.
My nipple sense is tingling.
“I did it again. Somebody please help me. I can’t stop killing.”
That is pure talent. I always have keep my back completely straight against the car or tree or friend, making sure my squat is a perfect right angle, and I still piss on myself. I’ll keep practicing.
Reminds me of the time I lived out every man’s fantasy — the father/daughter threesome — with him and his daughter.
Dude…
I’m not saying this is posed or anything, but usually when someone signs an autograph, they’re actually holding a pen.
Good eye!
Crayons are small.
You’re gonna make it after all.
She looks anorexic under those jeans.
Hmmm, which club did Fergie have up my ass last night, when she was giving me the old 8 wood. Wait a minute, that wasn’t a club!
That tampon string really looks like its connected to the shorts. Hmm…well played, Duff.