The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.3.11

June 3rd, 2011 // 397 Comments

“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”

Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.

SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),

- The Superficial

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  1. Kendra Wilkinson
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    “Hey, we both like to bang hockey players, so we’re like sisters, eh?”

  2. Emmy Rossum
    DeucePickle
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    That there is what you call “child-bearing hips”

  3. Coco Cleavage
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    More like Agent Orange.

  4. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    She gets the star under the Port-a-Pottee for the homeless, nobody was using it anyways.

  5. Ashley Olsen
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    Am I the only one wishing she had a bigger hand?

  6. Paul Sorvino
    Maggie
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    In those bags is proof that Snooki was a man all along.

  7. Paul Sorvino
    Jill_Ess
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    I get gas pains just looking at this photo.

  8. Paul Sorvino
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    One, two, AH AH three nips!

  9. Hayden Panettiere
    Jill_Ess
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    All she does these days is stand against backdrops.

  10. Meg Ryan
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    Pull up your pants, grandma, you’re embarassing me! GOSH!

  11. Hilary Duff Butt
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    == Sorry == No Funds Available == Get A Job ==

  12. January Jones
    Dave Mustaine
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    That Yoga mat must smell like dirty feet!

  13. Josh Duhamel
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    Every time I see Josh Duhamel I think of that “Mom got us Sunny D, alright!” comment Fish made, which cracks me up. I got nothin’.

  14. Coco Cleavage
    Dave Mustaine
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    Iceman. What are you doing?!! Darlene was WAY hotter. This thing is so rotted and looks like Quato on steroids from the movie “Total Recall”

  15. Ashley Olsen
    Dave Mustaine
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    She reminds me of a block of cheese for some reason?

  16. Jack Nicholson
    Dave Mustaine
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    Legend! You can’t make fun of Jack.

  17. Paul Sorvino
    Dave Mustaine
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    Pauly. WTF? Did you eat Mira?

  18. Kim Kardashian
    Dave Mustaine
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    How does this ugly pig get any airtime?

  19. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
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    Is there any look that conveys “retarded” as much as wearing a hat pulled down too low, then holding your head at weird angles to see under it?

  20. Meg Ryan
    Dave Mustaine
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    I’d cup her balls.

  21. Hayden Panettiere
    Dave Mustaine
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    Who?

  22. January Jones
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    bad shirt and weird angles finally gets on for the “doesn’t look pregnant” team.

  23. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Louwww
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    when did Bieber dye his hair?

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Dave Mustaine
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    She’s packing a lot of heat in those diapers that she’s wearing.

  25. Emmy Rossum
    Dave Mustaine
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    I’d put it in her.

  26. Justin Bieber
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    “Usher said I’d know I made 3rd base when my finger smelled like tuna…but it still just smells like Usher”

    • hbw

      great, now i have to clean the beer off my monitor.

    • Damn you, every time I think I’ve come up with an original you’ve beaten me to it.

      “I love the smell of 3rd base in the morning. It smells like…….. victory.”

      I’ve gotta stop reading the posts first.

  27. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Dave Mustaine
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    Dude might get arrested for urinating in pubic.

  28. Kendra Wilkinson
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    stretch marks and a wrecked vagina are the great equalizers of all womankind.

  29. Kim Kardashian
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    a true famewhore NEVER puts down her cell phone.

  30. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
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    “SIt in the back, honey, I’m going to blow Paolo while he drives the boat. No really, it’s just a friendly Italian thing, like the kiss-kiss in France.”

  31. Hayden Panettiere
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    a fat new dick sure puts the smile on a girls face.

  32. Nick Cannon
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    Wow, it’s sure edgy to not even have the nerve to wear the word “bitch” on your shirt.

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Glad to see she’s taken the constructive criticism of the last weak to heard, and making great strides towards looking less hideous. she’s getting there…

  34. Emmy Rossum
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    I don’t know who she is, but her washing machine has piranhas.

  35. Audrina Patridge
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    Can I get a wonk-wonk!!

  36. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    she can zick my little hun all day long…

  37. January Jones
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    Ahh, practicing up a little on her downward-facing director and spread tulip poses.

  38. Justin Bieber
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    Selena…Usher…nope, no one smells as good as mom.

  39. Hilary Duff Butt
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    My childhood rooted fetish with daisy dukes says “YES!”…but the cankles says “hmm…how about just a BJ?”

  40. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Kendra Wilkinson poses next to Miss. Canada.

  41. Coco Cleavage
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    That’s cool the way she can twist her head 180 degrees and make her ass look like cleavage.

  42. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
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    My nipple sense is tingling.

  43. Ashley Olsen
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    “I did it again. Somebody please help me. I can’t stop killing.”

  44. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    kimmykimkim
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    That is pure talent. I always have keep my back completely straight against the car or tree or friend, making sure my squat is a perfect right angle, and I still piss on myself. I’ll keep practicing.

  45. Paul Sorvino
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    Reminds me of the time I lived out every man’s fantasy — the father/daughter threesome — with him and his daughter.

  46. Kim Kardashian
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    I’m not saying this is posed or anything, but usually when someone signs an autograph, they’re actually holding a pen.

  47. Kellan Lutz
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    You’re gonna make it after all.

  48. Meg Ryan
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    She looks anorexic under those jeans.

  49. Josh Duhamel
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    Hmmm, which club did Fergie have up my ass last night, when she was giving me the old 8 wood. Wait a minute, that wasn’t a club!

  50. Hilary Duff Butt
    kimmykimkim
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    That tampon string really looks like its connected to the shorts. Hmm…well played, Duff.

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