The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.3.11

June 3rd, 2011 // 397 Comments

“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”

Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.

SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),

- The Superficial

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  1. Nick Cannon
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    When I see people in those pants, I always want to set a god on them to see them try and run and hold up their pants up at the same time. It makes me laugh.

  2. Paul Sorvino
    If roughing you is wrong, I dont want to be right
    Commented on this photo:

    Inmates are so unreliable, now Uncle Pauly have little choice but to do the food shopping himself.

  3. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Just WOW

  4. Hilary Duff Butt
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Yum, Yum eat’em up

  5. Emmy Rossum
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    AKA the not busted-looking Mischa Barton.

  6. Jack Nicholson
    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    Sportin’ the velcro shoes! P-I-M-P

  7. Justin Bieber
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Open 24 Hours, no waiting

  8. Audrina Patridge
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Stealing from Bing Crosby’s estate…now that’s low.

  9. Paul Sorvino
    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    mangina is nom nom nomming those shorts right up!

  10. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, sand does get in there, may I be off assistance, Ms Hunziger?

  11. Josh Duhamel
    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks so happy when ferganasty isn’t with him.

  12. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    All I can say is the next pic in this series is almost certain to be a letdown…

  13. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    Just shake it dry.

  14. Hilary Duff Butt
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The upskirt instand teller…foiled again.

  15. Hilary Duff Butt
    Truk
    Commented on this photo:

    “Feed me a cat”

  16. Kendra Wilkinson
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s really a shame that Chris Farley got all mixed up with this transvestite prostitute scene. He would have probably been better off dead.

  17. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    baron of all media
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    She looks great. Damn.

  18. Ashley Olsen
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Dressed like the angel of death, on the way to Justin’s hotel room. Good-bye Justin. You’ll be missed on SNL.

  19. Jack Nicholson
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta love an old coot who don’t mind lookin’ and dressin’ like an old coot.

  20. mark

    love her body, hate her face.

  21. Kendra Wilkinson
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    for 25, she sure has alot of wrinkles near her eyes and mouth

    • TomFrank

      The mouth wrinkles came from blowing NFL players. The eye wrinkles came from squinting for the cocks of pretty much everyone else.

  22. Paul Sorvino
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeez, guys! Anyone with eyes can tell that this is Paul Sorvino’s head cropped on top of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s torso and Tara Reid’s legs.

  23. Kendra Wilkinson
    AT
    Commented on this photo:

    this bitch has the fakest smile in the history of fake..and smile..

    and boobs.

  24. Hilary Duff Butt
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    she has cankles and shes short, i always laugh at women who are short trying to look model height,LOL

  25. Coco Cleavage
    AT
    Commented on this photo:

    Conan O’brien’s got some huge breasts.

  26. Kim Kardashian
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Fact: The only way a rock that size gets out of a war torn country is in an ass that size.

  27. Justin Bieber
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    If he rolled it up and flicked it, you could probably sell it on eBay.

    (I am sorry, are you eating?)

  28. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    AT
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh look! my shadow’s ass is equally ugly!”

  29. Josh Duhamel
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    The last time he gave this look he was kneeling in front of Fergie while she stood and peed.

  30. Kendra Wilkinson
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Fatty, fatty two by four, why the hell are you standing next to a whore?

  31. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    The “star” on the Hollywood Walk of Fame lost it’s luster a long time ago. They give them to anyone now.

    • people don’t realize the stars on the walk of fame aren’t an “award”. People have to be “nominated” to the board, and that nomination consists of PAYING for the installation of the star themselves.

  32. Nick Cannon
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    I may not like the guy or think he’s funny, but I know better than to argue with Wayne Brady.

  33. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, please – these are clearly fake!

  34. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Those upper arms are some meaty hooks. I am chalking this up to a flattering angle. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go now with my penis and its party of five.

  35. Nick Cannon
    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    The asterisk links to a footnote reading, “*If only by default”

  36. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d like to lick her brown star.

  37. Jack Nicholson
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Very few people can pull this off. Jack can look and dress any way he wants and he’s still a bad ass.

  38. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, Mr. DiCaprio, I’ve never heard of this ‘Blue Lagoon’ you seek of.”

  39. Emmy Rossum
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    wah wah wee wah!!!

  40. Josh Duhamel
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, yeah I can see it. The head is peeking out right there. No on the left.

  41. Paul Sorvino
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Read previous comment about Jack and then apply the opposite to this. Paul’s a bad ass but this doesn’t work out too good.

  42. Justin Bieber
    Drew
    Commented on this photo:

    Probably misses Ushers cock being shoved in every orifice. I guess that’s the best alternative.

  43. Kendra Wilkinson
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    5 seconds later: “People tell me I look just like you!”

  44. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or does Shania look like she’s got a little Palin in her?

  45. Hilary Duff Butt
    GeneralEmergeny
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hmmmmm… Where’s the ‘Taco’ button? It was here yesterday.”

  46. Ashley Olsen
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s being kind to innocent bystanders – little known fact, if an Olsen twin looks directly at you, you turn to stone. Or maybe you die of a suspicious drug overdose… It’s one of those two, I can never remember which.

  47. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Her breasts complete me.

  48. Audrina Patridge
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t really tell with the shirt on but it looks as though she is going bra-less. Methinks that would make the wonkeyness worse but what the hell do I know.

  49. Hilary Duff Butt
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I may start passing on the last picture in the future. Big letdown from Salma.

  50. Ashley Olsen
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    She finally realized she’s the ugly twin!

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