“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”
Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.
SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),
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When I see people in those pants, I always want to set a god on them to see them try and run and hold up their pants up at the same time. It makes me laugh.
A god. Haha! Fish needs to give us a damn edit button!
Inmates are so unreliable, now Uncle Pauly have little choice but to do the food shopping himself.
Wow. Just WOW
Yum, Yum eat’em up
Epic reference.
AKA the not busted-looking Mischa Barton.
Sportin’ the velcro shoes! P-I-M-P
Open 24 Hours, no waiting
Stealing from Bing Crosby’s estate…now that’s low.
mangina is nom nom nomming those shorts right up!
Yes, sand does get in there, may I be off assistance, Ms Hunziger?
He looks so happy when ferganasty isn’t with him.
All I can say is the next pic in this series is almost certain to be a letdown…
if it’s courtney love again I’m gonna punch someone.
Just shake it dry.
The upskirt instand teller…foiled again.
“Feed me a cat”
It’s really a shame that Chris Farley got all mixed up with this transvestite prostitute scene. He would have probably been better off dead.
She looks great. Damn.
Dressed like the angel of death, on the way to Justin’s hotel room. Good-bye Justin. You’ll be missed on SNL.
Gotta love an old coot who don’t mind lookin’ and dressin’ like an old coot.
love her body, hate her face.
for 25, she sure has alot of wrinkles near her eyes and mouth
The mouth wrinkles came from blowing NFL players. The eye wrinkles came from squinting for the cocks of pretty much everyone else.
Jeez, guys! Anyone with eyes can tell that this is Paul Sorvino’s head cropped on top of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s torso and Tara Reid’s legs.
this bitch has the fakest smile in the history of fake..and smile..
and boobs.
she has cankles and shes short, i always laugh at women who are short trying to look model height,LOL
Conan O’brien’s got some huge breasts.
Fact: The only way a rock that size gets out of a war torn country is in an ass that size.
+1
+ infinity
If he rolled it up and flicked it, you could probably sell it on eBay.
(I am sorry, are you eating?)
“Oh look! my shadow’s ass is equally ugly!”
The last time he gave this look he was kneeling in front of Fergie while she stood and peed.
Fatty, fatty two by four, why the hell are you standing next to a whore?
The “star” on the Hollywood Walk of Fame lost it’s luster a long time ago. They give them to anyone now.
people don’t realize the stars on the walk of fame aren’t an “award”. People have to be “nominated” to the board, and that nomination consists of PAYING for the installation of the star themselves.
I may not like the guy or think he’s funny, but I know better than to argue with Wayne Brady.
Oh, please – these are clearly fake!
Those upper arms are some meaty hooks. I am chalking this up to a flattering angle. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go now with my penis and its party of five.
The asterisk links to a footnote reading, “*If only by default”
i’d like to lick her brown star.
Very few people can pull this off. Jack can look and dress any way he wants and he’s still a bad ass.
“No, Mr. DiCaprio, I’ve never heard of this ‘Blue Lagoon’ you seek of.”
wah wah wee wah!!!
Honey, yeah I can see it. The head is peeking out right there. No on the left.
Read previous comment about Jack and then apply the opposite to this. Paul’s a bad ass but this doesn’t work out too good.
Probably misses Ushers cock being shoved in every orifice. I guess that’s the best alternative.
5 seconds later: “People tell me I look just like you!”
Is it just me, or does Shania look like she’s got a little Palin in her?
“Hmmmmm… Where’s the ‘Taco’ button? It was here yesterday.”
She’s being kind to innocent bystanders – little known fact, if an Olsen twin looks directly at you, you turn to stone. Or maybe you die of a suspicious drug overdose… It’s one of those two, I can never remember which.
Her breasts complete me.
I can’t really tell with the shirt on but it looks as though she is going bra-less. Methinks that would make the wonkeyness worse but what the hell do I know.
I think I may start passing on the last picture in the future. Big letdown from Salma.
She finally realized she’s the ugly twin!