The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.3.11

June 3rd, 2011 // 397 Comments

“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”

Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.

SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Meg Ryan
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Meg Ryan? Not Meg Griffin? Are you sure?

  2. Emmy Rossum
    Between the Lines
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    That’s very fuckable.

  3. Kim Kardashian
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Now you just know she’s not signing the check there…

  4. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the ‘Star Panel’ needs to be a bit more discriminating.

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks….um…..less bad?

  6. Paul Sorvino
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think that skirt is the appropriate length for old guy grocery shopping. Think he wanted to go with just below the knee, say kilt length.

  7. Meg Ryan
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    andy dick

  8. Jack Nicholson
    Anon
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    Tater salad?

  9. Josh Duhamel
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, snap! There’s my ball!

  10. Hilary Duff Butt
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Shoulders, no; orange, no; cutoffs, no; shoes, what are you, 80?, no. Nice hairdo.

  11. Ashley Olsen
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    If she didn’t want to be seen she could have curled up inside that bag and let someone carry her out.

  12. Nick Cannon
    M
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    Let’s face it, this shirt is the best chance he’s got.

  13. Shania Twain Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    If roughing you is wrong, I dont want to be right
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice shirt lady. Its time i give some compliments around here…

  14. Emmy Rossum
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing to snark on here….she’s cute.

  15. Emmy Rossum
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Umm, who?

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    i thought it was a bad photo of kim k

  17. Hayden Panettiere
    It had to be said
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    Aw. She’s short with a gaping vagina. Aw.

  18. Audrina Patridge
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    So much better with the weird titties covered.

  19. Ashley Olsen
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    you dont got it dude

  20. Nick Cannon
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    If Mariah finds out she’s the “bitch” on the shirt he’s in big, big trouble.

  21. Josh Duhamel
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    hey look, someone knows who i am

  22. Jack Nicholson
    Richard McBeef
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    He should take up banging ScarJo. I hear it goes well with cigarettes.

  23. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    adolf hitler
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    thats just pitiful

  24. Hilary Duff Butt
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    not too bad duff

  25. Nick Cannon
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    It appears there was a mixup at the t-shirt shop- it was supposed to say “I’m a famous bitch.”

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Commented on this photo:

    i wish i could see what she is pluggin’ unless it’s her ass.

  27. Paul Sorvino
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Don’t Do It’…just ‘Don’t Do it’.

  28. Emmy Rossum
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    “ah nothing is as good as making a nice fart”

  29. Kendra Wilkinson
    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    As always, there’s a nerdy accountant type in the background, saying it all with his eyes…

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    At least you can see the difference between her tush and upper leg here. That’s a step in the right direction.

  31. Hilary Duff Butt
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    She looks like an 80′s hooker depositing her ‘tips’ from the night before.

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Yesterday was Native American Boar hog.

    Today it looks like Celtic Swine.

    The smart money for tomorrow is on Polynesian pig.

  33. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry folks, but i have to put them away, they get cranky after 10pm”

  34. Hilary Duff Butt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (looks down at penis, penis nods head)

  35. Kellan Lutz
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s got a rubber band around his wrist to remind him not to leave his douchehat anywhere.

  36. Emmy Rossum
    Richard McBeef
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    those hips make me wanna drown her womb in thick ejaculate.

  37. Audrina Patridge
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet her tits set off the metal detector. God I’d hate to be trapped behind her in the TSA line.

  38. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Richard McBeef
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    we have the same ass.

  39. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude’s got a wedgie.

  40. Uncle Caw-yin

    Beyond a clever cameo, First Class is awful, Fish.

    • larrythefatcat

      Yeah, I was gonna say to The Superficial Writer… umm… he IS in this movie…

      …but just barely…. and it is AWESOME…

  41. Meg Ryan
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere a 20 year old hipster is missing his jeans.

  42. Hilary Duff Butt
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    If that machine can spit out a diamond ring, she’ll make it very happy for a minute or two.

  43. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, now that I’ve rubbed one out, I can say that’s a very flattering dre . . . wait . . . OK . . . rubbed out another one . . . anyway, that’s a very flattering dress.

  44. Josh Duhamel
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    It was nice of Gabriel Aubry to get his clubs too.

  45. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    How many other rich successful actresses, married to a billionaire, would voluntarily nurse a starving 3rd world baby from their very own breasts?
    All hail St Salma.

  46. Hilary Duff Butt
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Shoulder pads and cankles. Hope that was a good blowjob, Mr. Hockey.

  47. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah…the misleading effects of Spanx

  48. Justin Bieber
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Open 24 Hours no Waiting

  49. Hayden Panettiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    People…don’t you know grimacing in pain when you see it.

  50. Blake Lively Leonardo Dicaprio Italy
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or did anyone else see her holding a flare gun at first glance?

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