“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.”
Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson‘s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian‘s $2 million rock, Shania Twain being just as surprised as I am that she’s still alive and what the hand that massages Selena Gomez’s feet does during the off-season.
SNIKT! (Oh, wait, he’s not in this movie.),
- The Superficial
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Meg Ryan? Not Meg Griffin? Are you sure?
That’s very fuckable.
Now you just know she’s not signing the check there…
I think the ‘Star Panel’ needs to be a bit more discriminating.
She looks….um…..less bad?
I don’t think that skirt is the appropriate length for old guy grocery shopping. Think he wanted to go with just below the knee, say kilt length.
I agree. This look is definitely more for evenings.
andy dick
rofl
needs more piss stained jeans
Tater salad?
rofl
Oh, snap! There’s my ball!
Shoulders, no; orange, no; cutoffs, no; shoes, what are you, 80?, no. Nice hairdo.
If she didn’t want to be seen she could have curled up inside that bag and let someone carry her out.
Let’s face it, this shirt is the best chance he’s got.
Nice shirt lady. Its time i give some compliments around here…
Nothing to snark on here….she’s cute.
Umm, who?
i thought it was a bad photo of kim k
Aw. She’s short with a gaping vagina. Aw.
Ding. +5
So much better with the weird titties covered.
How sad is it that this chicks best look is “covered as much as possible”
you dont got it dude
If Mariah finds out she’s the “bitch” on the shirt he’s in big, big trouble.
He wears it inside out when he’s at home.
hey look, someone knows who i am
He should take up banging ScarJo. I hear it goes well with cigarettes.
thats just pitiful
not too bad duff
It appears there was a mixup at the t-shirt shop- it was supposed to say “I’m a famous bitch.”
Ha!
definitely quote of the week material
round of applause
i wish i could see what she is pluggin’ unless it’s her ass.
By the looks of her I’d say it’s Fat Squaw Pale Ale.
‘Don’t Do It’…just ‘Don’t Do it’.
“ah nothing is as good as making a nice fart”
As always, there’s a nerdy accountant type in the background, saying it all with his eyes…
At least you can see the difference between her tush and upper leg here. That’s a step in the right direction.
She looks like an 80′s hooker depositing her ‘tips’ from the night before.
Yesterday was Native American Boar hog.
Today it looks like Celtic Swine.
The smart money for tomorrow is on Polynesian pig.
“I’m sorry folks, but i have to put them away, they get cranky after 10pm”
(looks down at penis, penis nods head)
He’s got a rubber band around his wrist to remind him not to leave his douchehat anywhere.
those hips make me wanna drown her womb in thick ejaculate.
I bet her tits set off the metal detector. God I’d hate to be trapped behind her in the TSA line.
we have the same ass.
Dude’s got a wedgie.
Beyond a clever cameo, First Class is awful, Fish.
Yeah, I was gonna say to The Superficial Writer… umm… he IS in this movie…
…but just barely…. and it is AWESOME…
Somewhere a 20 year old hipster is missing his jeans.
If that machine can spit out a diamond ring, she’ll make it very happy for a minute or two.
Well, now that I’ve rubbed one out, I can say that’s a very flattering dre . . . wait . . . OK . . . rubbed out another one . . . anyway, that’s a very flattering dress.
It was nice of Gabriel Aubry to get his clubs too.
How many other rich successful actresses, married to a billionaire, would voluntarily nurse a starving 3rd world baby from their very own breasts?
All hail St Salma.
Huzzah! Huzzah!
Shoulder pads and cankles. Hope that was a good blowjob, Mr. Hockey.
Ah…the misleading effects of Spanx
Open 24 Hours no Waiting
People…don’t you know grimacing in pain when you see it.
Is it just me, or did anyone else see her holding a flare gun at first glance?
lol not just you
Ditto.
It appears she hit the guy in the pink shirt in the face.
i did
I thought it was a gun of some sort too.