The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.29.12

June 29th, 2012 // 443 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Radcliffe‘s new film.

Porno influence. Can’t stress that enough,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    LockNLoad
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    Really makes you wonder just wtf is going on here.

  2. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    LockNLoad
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    Ttoo lazy to google who she is…

    Next.

  3. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    Aceman
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    Just let her finish. If you stop her midstream, she starts nipping at people.

  4. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
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    You’ll note that in these comments, no one has the balls to make fun of Mr. Trejo.

  5. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    Frank Burns
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    Oh great, Madonna started a tit-flash trend in the over-50 crowd.

  6. Mira Sorvino Clevage
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    This is definitely a better picture than the last one she was in on here. Bravo… she looks good!

  7. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
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    Go, Spain!

    • DusktillDawn

      Spain beat Italy 4:0 in the finale! So hopefully we won’t have to see this lame chick again.

  8. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    cutthecrap
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    Being Danny Trujo’s stunt double is a job she takes seriously

  9. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    joho777
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    It looks like Janice put on the wrong size skin in this photo.

    Remember in the original Men In Black when Edger Bug comes back into the farmhouse and his wife notices his skin “is hanging off his bones?”

    This is exactly like that.

  10. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    Jessica Alba ate a taco.

  11. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
    Nina
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    Damn. The sweater is stained and threadbare. She didn’t button the last button. Her necklace looks like a green piece of wire. Nothing matches. Her hair looks awful. Drugs?

  12. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
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    “This is how you do the douche step. It’s just like line dancing.”

  13. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
    tlmck
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    On the set of the new buddy cop show “Spicoli and Julio”.

  14. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    Colin
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    Someone just told her it wasn’t 1996 anymore

  15. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    terry
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    She sucked, um er, I mean she clawed her way to the top. The top of what?

  16. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    terry
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    I’m sorry for being a troll. The lady is a journalist. Extremely articulate and smart. Sorry Ms.Steel.

  17. Jessica Szohr Nipple See Through Shirt
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    Do you know the muffin man?

  18. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    He no longer shouts “Show me the money!” It’s now “I’m broke as a Motherfucker!”

  19. Billy Crudup Moustache Shotguns Blood Ties Set
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    “Son, I’m gonna show you how to use these puppies to supercharge a might hit of weed that’ll turn your brain inside out…”

  20. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
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    Dear Erika–
    You are cordially invited to my house to partake in some tasty vittles as well as some activities that require the removal of all of your clothing. Please don’t be late…
    xoxox vitobonespur

  21. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
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    Hair: Louis Angelo for Garren, New York
    Makeup: Susan Giordano for Giordano Associates
    Manicure: Gina Viviano for Uptake One
    Tits: God Almighty for ME!

  22. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
    bonerofcuntention
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    But the nipple is new…

  23. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
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    I read that some years ago he got his life all straightened out after a lot of crime, drugging and incarceration. He is a total bad ass (was a good boxer) and, I suspect, a really nice guy.

  24. Mira Sorvino Clevage
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    What I like best about this woman is how she packages those marvelous mammaries! Yum…

  25. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    Saw her on Celebrity Rehab a couple of years ago and she was a fucking self-centered, egotistical, pain in the ass, cunt! That being said, see if this doesn’t stop you in your tracks…

    Janice Dickinson 1981:
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/30/Janice Cosmo June 1981 Scavullo-340_458.jpg[/img]

  26. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “I got dressed in the dark,”

  27. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
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    SHE DID IT!!! I believe Snooki has given birth. Who else could this baby belong to?

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/30/baby_mustache-340_466.jpg[/img]

  28. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Miss Garth, I’m a Teamster not a lesbian.

  29. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    Lord Invader
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    Why do I want a Manwich with a glass of milk so bad right now?

  30. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
    Bionic_Crouton
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    A little known fact: There is no seat on that scooter.

  31. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    broduhjenner
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    Kim kardashian 2065

  32. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
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    I must be missing something. What’s wrong with her face? In fact, I don’t see anything wrong with her at all other than she’s in Miami instead of upstairs making me a chicken sandwich.

  33. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
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    I think she had that heart tattooed on her tummy to let me know she’s thinking about me…

    • QtPi

      Probably a target, for those players with less that perfect aim that kept getting that nasty eye infection stirred up.

  34. Helena Bonham Carter Armpit Hair
    broduhjenner
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    No no no ONE pair of glasses is enough for this monstrosity

  35. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    broduhjenner
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    Is that Jim Carrey in the background?

  36. Helena Bonham Carter Armpit Hair
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    She was attractive in Fight Club, but now she looks like she runs a fight club.

  37. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
    QtPi
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    How much is that doggie walkin’ a ho? The one with the tacky ass drawers. How much is that doggie walkin’ a ho? Let’s hope she won’t pass on her sores…

  38. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    QtPi
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    Trying. Way. Too. Hard.

  39. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
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    OK, I see The Brain, where’s the Pinky in this cosplay duo?

  40. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
    QtPi
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    It’s kind of a shame that just anyone who wants to can procreate. Some people just… should not go there.

  41. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    latetotheparty
    Commented on this photo:

    Angie Dickenson

  42. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    Joe Blow
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    “In this scene from her new series ‘A Little Bit Country’ Jennie tries her hand at bull riding.”

  43. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
    Joe Blow
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    Wow, look at that dog lick his asshole!

  44. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
    Jill Ess
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    Miscarriage attempt #2

  45. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    Pine Table Fever
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    Are those stretch marks under here eyes? It’s like those crappy masks Tom Cruise wears in the M:I flicks.

  46. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
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    “i’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
    I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
    I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
    I’m a dooooooouche, I’m a douche-douche-douche!”

  47. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    “Where’s da food??? They said there’d be food!!!”

  48. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    Caleb
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    who the fuck IS this dude??

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