Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Radcliffe‘s new film.
Porno influence. Can’t stress that enough,
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Really makes you wonder just wtf is going on here.
Ttoo lazy to google who she is…
Next.
Just let her finish. If you stop her midstream, she starts nipping at people.
You’ll note that in these comments, no one has the balls to make fun of Mr. Trejo.
He’s gross. There…fixed.
Oh great, Madonna started a tit-flash trend in the over-50 crowd.
This is definitely a better picture than the last one she was in on here. Bravo… she looks good!
Go, Spain!
Spain beat Italy 4:0 in the finale! So hopefully we won’t have to see this lame chick again.
Reminds me of this http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g2asH4ID6vU/TcDNsFVPUGI/AAAAAAAAAGc/f7_ldEHHU4Q/s1600/Mr_Garrisons_IT.jpg
Being Danny Trujo’s stunt double is a job she takes seriously
Crap. Trejo
It looks like Janice put on the wrong size skin in this photo.
Remember in the original Men In Black when Edger Bug comes back into the farmhouse and his wife notices his skin “is hanging off his bones?”
This is exactly like that.
Jessica Alba ate a taco.
Damn. The sweater is stained and threadbare. She didn’t button the last button. Her necklace looks like a green piece of wire. Nothing matches. Her hair looks awful. Drugs?
“This is how you do the douche step. It’s just like line dancing.”
On the set of the new buddy cop show “Spicoli and Julio”.
Someone just told her it wasn’t 1996 anymore
She sucked, um er, I mean she clawed her way to the top. The top of what?
I’m sorry for being a troll. The lady is a journalist. Extremely articulate and smart. Sorry Ms.Steel.
Do you know the muffin man?
He no longer shouts “Show me the money!” It’s now “I’m broke as a Motherfucker!”
“Son, I’m gonna show you how to use these puppies to supercharge a might hit of weed that’ll turn your brain inside out…”
Dear Erika–
You are cordially invited to my house to partake in some tasty vittles as well as some activities that require the removal of all of your clothing. Please don’t be late…
xoxox vitobonespur
Hair: Louis Angelo for Garren, New York
Makeup: Susan Giordano for Giordano Associates
Manicure: Gina Viviano for Uptake One
Tits: God Almighty for ME!
But the nipple is new…
I read that some years ago he got his life all straightened out after a lot of crime, drugging and incarceration. He is a total bad ass (was a good boxer) and, I suspect, a really nice guy.
What I like best about this woman is how she packages those marvelous mammaries! Yum…
Saw her on Celebrity Rehab a couple of years ago and she was a fucking self-centered, egotistical, pain in the ass, cunt! That being said, see if this doesn’t stop you in your tracks…
Janice Dickinson 1981:
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/30/Janice Cosmo June 1981 Scavullo-340_458.jpg[/img]
“I got dressed in the dark,”
SHE DID IT!!! I believe Snooki has given birth. Who else could this baby belong to?
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/30/baby_mustache-340_466.jpg[/img]
Miss Garth, I’m a Teamster not a lesbian.
Why do I want a Manwich with a glass of milk so bad right now?
A little known fact: There is no seat on that scooter.
Kim kardashian 2065
I must be missing something. What’s wrong with her face? In fact, I don’t see anything wrong with her at all other than she’s in Miami instead of upstairs making me a chicken sandwich.
I think she had that heart tattooed on her tummy to let me know she’s thinking about me…
Probably a target, for those players with less that perfect aim that kept getting that nasty eye infection stirred up.
No no no ONE pair of glasses is enough for this monstrosity
Is that Jim Carrey in the background?
She was attractive in Fight Club, but now she looks like she runs a fight club.
How much is that doggie walkin’ a ho? The one with the tacky ass drawers. How much is that doggie walkin’ a ho? Let’s hope she won’t pass on her sores…
Trying. Way. Too. Hard.
OK, I see The Brain, where’s the Pinky in this cosplay duo?
It’s kind of a shame that just anyone who wants to can procreate. Some people just… should not go there.
Angie Dickenson
The transformation has begun…
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-wednesday-6-27-12/the-crap-we-missed-0627-23
“In this scene from her new series ‘A Little Bit Country’ Jennie tries her hand at bull riding.”
Wow, look at that dog lick his asshole!
Miscarriage attempt #2
Are those stretch marks under here eyes? It’s like those crappy masks Tom Cruise wears in the M:I flicks.
“i’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
I’m a dooooooouche, I’m a douche-douche-douche!”
“Where’s da food??? They said there’d be food!!!”
who the fuck IS this dude??