The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.29.12

June 29th, 2012 // 443 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Radcliffe‘s new film.

Porno influence. Can’t stress that enough,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Amanda Seyfried Butt Yoga Pants
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    Pippa?!?

  2. Jessica Szohr Nipple See Through Shirt
    lily
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    trashy

  3. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    “That’s not webbing you sick fuck! Security!”

    • Pierce Bronzetan

      WHY are there not more votes for this? See… this is funny stuff… subtle, and it lets the audience fill in the blanks. Not obvious humour. You guys perplex me.

  4. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    lily
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    she looks good, but the dress is hideous

  5. Helena Bonham Carter Armpit Hair
    lily
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    i love this crazy lady!!!

  6. Miranda Kerr Orlando Bloom Colorful Sneakers
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    Get that fart out now. God knows how many relationship and Broadway rules you’ll break if you rip one inside.

  7. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    lily
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    cute side bangs. shes adorable in a quirky way

  8. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
    lily
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    please start photoshopping someone elses face on her body. she looks great from the neck down but i just cant get over that face

  9. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
    Raoul
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    “Hold on, sweetie. I gotta use this bag to pick up my career.”

  10. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
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    Jenny…. Jenny (shakes head) Haven’t the guys told you? Life’s too short to fuck fat women.

  11. Deena Cortese Tight Pants
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    Who’s Deena Porktese?

  12. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
    Raoul
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    And of course, there’s a manhole in the picture.

  13. Amanda Seyfried Butt Yoga Pants
    tlmck
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    That would look pretty good in a thong.

  14. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    “SHOW ME THE SCREENPLAY!”

  15. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
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    That dog likes moon pies (I meant crater faces.)

  16. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
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    She needs to take see-through lessons from Sharon Stone.

  17. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    tlmck
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    It’s Gomez Adams!

  18. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    anonymous
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    The smaller version of this pic makes her look like a psychotic version of Jessica Alba.

  19. David Beckham
    Raoul
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    “Hey. Hey. Psst. Want a little Captain in ya?”

  20. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    tlmck
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    This is the problem with Sharon. You never know which version is going to show up.

  21. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    Raoul
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    “Jesus. Christ. I’m standing RIGHT HERE and she dry humps HER?!? My life totes sucks, man.”

  22. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
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    Al Bundy: “I’M BLIND!!!!”

  23. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    “Okay, I’ll sign it. But you know this isn’t me, right?”

  24. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    tlmck
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    Jennie could not possibly be overacting now could she?

  25. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
    Raoul
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    It was only then that everyone realized Colin was not only an actor, but one of the world’s lousiest pick pockets.

  26. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
    tlmck
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    Hey, A-Rod gives out baseballs…

  27. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
    Pine Table Fever
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    Cunt on wheels.

  28. Billy Crudup Moustache Shotguns Blood Ties Set
    tlmck
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    Even with all that fire power, he totally missed the guy 3 feet in front of him.

  29. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
    Caps Lock
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    This picture is its own joke.

  30. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    Pine Table Fever
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    I choo-choose you, Joey Pants!

  31. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    tlmck
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    “Show me the money! Anybody?”

  32. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
    tlmck
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    Awe. Daddy got a boo boo.

  33. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    tlmck
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    So she must have been in that wreck with Rose McGowan and opted not to fix it with plastic surgery.

  34. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    Pine Table Fever
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    This is what a person who has been blind all their life thinks a face looks like.

  35. Miranda Kerr Orlando Bloom Colorful Sneakers
    tlmck
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    We can tell who is famous in this photo.

  36. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
    CK
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    “If this doesn’t out-gay Seacrest, NOTHING WILL!”

  37. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
    Contusion
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    Couple of scheisters.

  38. Deena Cortese Tight Pants
    CK
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    Cankles, thunder-thighs, dumpy hips, invisible chest, ugly face, limp hair… MTV chose THIS?

  39. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    Contusion
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    How many closets did that come out of?

  40. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
    Cock Dr
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    Truly Man’s Best Friend…..they never judge, they never take the car keys or the credit card.

  41. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
    CK
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    Moo-and-a-half Meh.

  42. Helena Bonham Carter Armpit Hair
    Contusion
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    This is as close to normal as it gets.

  43. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    Reminds me of Burt Reynolds after his botched facelift(s).

  44. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
    anonym
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    that’s right. pee on that foot

  45. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    bethy
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    “I’m-a rock yo world.”

  46. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    The Pope
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    She could be Hayley Atwell’s boob-double.

  47. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
    Frank Burns
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    Colin is practicing an ancient Irish tradition, that if you blow in a woman’s ear whilst spreading her labia, her cooter will make a whistling sound. If she stands still long enough, Colin may treat the nearby to “Come Back Paddy Reilly” by whistle.

  48. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
    The Pope
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    “Let’s see if I can lick me own finger.”

  49. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Big tits beats greasy forehead any day.

  50. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    HER again??? Really now. Is she paying u guys???

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