The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.29.12

June 29th, 2012 // 443 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Radcliffe‘s new film.

Porno influence. Can’t stress that enough,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Billy Crudup Moustache Shotguns Blood Ties Set
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    “Shotguns at 10 paces anyone?”

  2. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    also starring in the Marvel’s latest spin-off project, “The Prettiest Spider-Beard”.

  3. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    She is sooooooo much cuter than that.

  4. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    lily
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    still looks good for someone my moms age. the outfit is classless though

  5. David Beckham
    lily
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    He’s really aged poorly.

  6. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Pants
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    WhoTF cares about her feet? Dat ass.

  7. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    “I see white people!”

  8. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
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    I think she looks incredible here, and flashing her tits is pure bonus.

  9. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    kimmykimkim
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    Who the fuck? That face has had to suck a lot of dick to get to where it is now.

  10. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    lily
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    something is just off about her face. she looks cute at first glance but then no.

  11. David Beckham
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    Have we not seen enough of this guy? You can’t even stop for a Whopper anymore without David Beckham popping up. Next thing will be his portrait on toilet paper

  12. Deena Cortese Tight Pants
    lily
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    fat and disgusting

  13. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
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    Even a great ass needs to switch things up now and again. For Christ’s sake, buy another bikini, or root for another team.

  14. Miranda Kerr Orlando Bloom Colorful Sneakers
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    They should have given their kid an explosive last name like Kerr-Bloom.

  15. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    well this is the look you get when you fight out that your future husband draws for the company that created spider-man.

  16. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
    lily
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    wow could she dress any more frumpy and matronly? i commend her on the lack of make up, she has a nice complexion

  17. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
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    Don’t cover it up– its your only reason for being here.

  18. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    Lemmiwinks
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    Not enough bath salts in the world to make me eat THAT face.

  19. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
    kimmykimkim
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    Jesus Christ. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

  20. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
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    “That’s not a potato in my pocket…”

  21. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
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    So tired of your tits, Sharon. Put them the fuck away, woman.

  22. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
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    Halfway through the shooting of Scene 54A, Jenny decided to curl up for a nap.

  23. Helena Bonham Carter Armpit Hair
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    The Daniel Radcliffe reference in the initial TCWM posting led me to expect bush. I’m disappointed now.

    Seriously, what were you going for? The armpit hair? Eh.

  24. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    i hope he is not following in the footsteps of Paris Hilton. as he will need ten Machete’s to protect him.

  25. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    Little Tongue
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    Color’n'style blind.

  26. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    kimmykimkim
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    “I NEED A JOB!”

  27. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
    bikini_inspector
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    Jeff Spicoli: The later years.

  28. Billy Crudup Moustache Shotguns Blood Ties Set
    DeucePickle
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    “Here ya go little feller, put that camera down and pick up this here gun. Alec Baldwin will be back this way any second now.”

  29. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
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    “♪ ♫ Born to be w-i-i-i-l-d, born to be w-i-i-i-l-d…get you motor runnin’…♪ ♫ “

  30. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    Agh! Kill it, kill it, kill it!

  31. Deena Cortese Tight Pants
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    There’s a strange and subtle symmetry going on between her legs and that guy’s arm…

  32. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    kimmykimkim
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    Bury it.

  33. Carly Steel Cleavage The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    Oh, right…she DOES have a face, doesn’t she…!

  34. Billy Crudup Moustache Shotguns Blood Ties Set
    M H
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    This must be Obama’s next Attorney General handling out guns at the border for “Fast & Furious” Part 2

  35. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    Once a supermodel, Janice is now just a sad, terrifying warning…

  36. David Beckham
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    Pretending to be French won’t help you make their squad either, Mr. Beckham. Now get out there and play hard. The executives from White Castle are here, and we need to really sell them on the value of a Galaxy sponsorship.

  37. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
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    Make that 12.

  38. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    I’m calling it now – the next Mr. Tom Cruise.

  39. Jessica Szohr Nipple See Through Shirt
    theoriginal LJ
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    Those horrible tat doodles all over her almost distracted me from noticing that nice outline of her left tit.

  40. Jessica Szohr Nipple See Through Shirt
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    Not pictured: Michael Bay leaving with Szors all over him.

  41. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    theoriginal LJ
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    And to think Christie Brinkley is a year older than Janice.

  42. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
    kimmykimkim
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    Same pussy. Different day.

  43. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
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    (5 hours later, on the phone at the gray-haired onlooker’s apartment…) “No, no, he DID. I mean, right there in front of everyone. Stuck his tongue in her ear and shoved his hand right against her pussy. Right?!?! I told you my day was crazy. Movie stars…ha! Anyway, how was your day, mom?”

  44. Deena Cortese Tight Pants
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    She missed the ‘yoga’ part of the pants.

  45. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
    DeucePickle
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    I’d be fine if i didn’t have to see another picture of her until that thing hatches and she makes a million dollars for the first photos of it.

  46. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
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    Shouldn’t that be a chihuahua? (annnnnnnnnnd I’m going to hell)

  47. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    Snookie
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    Happy Hump a Fat Chick Day everyone!

  48. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    I’m assuming all the villains came in costume, then?

  49. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Pants
    alex
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    From the thumbnail, I assumed it was another ass shot of Pipa. I started to laugh because that’s all she ever gets…ass shots.

  50. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
    DeucePickle
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    Butts are cool

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