Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Radcliffe‘s new film.
Porno influence. Can’t stress that enough,
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“Shotguns at 10 paces anyone?”
“Or perhaps 12 gauge Russian Roulet. You go first.”
I think you’ll find it’s called ‘Seattle Roulette’.
Cuz we’re stupid and contagious.
also starring in the Marvel’s latest spin-off project, “The Prettiest Spider-Beard”.
She is sooooooo much cuter than that.
still looks good for someone my moms age. the outfit is classless though
He’s really aged poorly.
WhoTF cares about her feet? Dat ass.
Chicks. Chicks care about the shoes.
(Are you gals okay with my calling you “chicks”? You can always respond in kind by referring to guys as “cats.”)
I find “chicks” to be offensive. I prefer “bitch” or “ho”.
“I see white people!”
I think she looks incredible here, and flashing her tits is pure bonus.
Who the fuck? That face has had to suck a lot of dick to get to where it is now.
something is just off about her face. she looks cute at first glance but then no.
Have we not seen enough of this guy? You can’t even stop for a Whopper anymore without David Beckham popping up. Next thing will be his portrait on toilet paper
fat and disgusting
Even a great ass needs to switch things up now and again. For Christ’s sake, buy another bikini, or root for another team.
They should have given their kid an explosive last name like Kerr-Bloom.
well this is the look you get when you fight out that your future husband draws for the company that created spider-man.
wow could she dress any more frumpy and matronly? i commend her on the lack of make up, she has a nice complexion
Don’t cover it up– its your only reason for being here.
Not enough bath salts in the world to make me eat THAT face.
Jesus Christ. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
“That’s not a potato in my pocket…”
So tired of your tits, Sharon. Put them the fuck away, woman.
Halfway through the shooting of Scene 54A, Jenny decided to curl up for a nap.
The Daniel Radcliffe reference in the initial TCWM posting led me to expect bush. I’m disappointed now.
Seriously, what were you going for? The armpit hair? Eh.
Eyebrowz.
i hope he is not following in the footsteps of Paris Hilton. as he will need ten Machete’s to protect him.
Color’n'style blind.
“I NEED A JOB!”
Jeff Spicoli: The later years.
“Here ya go little feller, put that camera down and pick up this here gun. Alec Baldwin will be back this way any second now.”
“♪ ♫ Born to be w-i-i-i-l-d, born to be w-i-i-i-l-d…get you motor runnin’…♪ ♫ “
He’s out boob bopping.
Agh! Kill it, kill it, kill it!
There’s a strange and subtle symmetry going on between her legs and that guy’s arm…
Bury it.
Oh, right…she DOES have a face, doesn’t she…!
This must be Obama’s next Attorney General handling out guns at the border for “Fast & Furious” Part 2
So when do you move to Canada?
2 smart 4dis site
oh, wait. weird. that was a reply to MH.
Once a supermodel, Janice is now just a sad, terrifying warning…
Pretending to be French won’t help you make their squad either, Mr. Beckham. Now get out there and play hard. The executives from White Castle are here, and we need to really sell them on the value of a Galaxy sponsorship.
Make that 12.
I’m calling it now – the next Mr. Tom Cruise.
Heh.
Those horrible tat doodles all over her almost distracted me from noticing that nice outline of her left tit.
Not pictured: Michael Bay leaving with Szors all over him.
And to think Christie Brinkley is a year older than Janice.
Same pussy. Different day.
(5 hours later, on the phone at the gray-haired onlooker’s apartment…) “No, no, he DID. I mean, right there in front of everyone. Stuck his tongue in her ear and shoved his hand right against her pussy. Right?!?! I told you my day was crazy. Movie stars…ha! Anyway, how was your day, mom?”
She missed the ‘yoga’ part of the pants.
I’d be fine if i didn’t have to see another picture of her until that thing hatches and she makes a million dollars for the first photos of it.
Shouldn’t that be a chihuahua? (annnnnnnnnnd I’m going to hell)
Happy Hump a Fat Chick Day everyone!
I’m assuming all the villains came in costume, then?
From the thumbnail, I assumed it was another ass shot of Pipa. I started to laugh because that’s all she ever gets…ass shots.
Butts are cool
Not always.