The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.29.12

June 29th, 2012 // 443 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Radcliffe‘s new film.

Porno influence. Can’t stress that enough,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    farting old man's wife
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    Peculiar Purple Pieman! Sorta!

  2. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
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    Colin Farrell says ‘goodbye’ by whispering in your ear, and gently cupping your vagina. Cuz, you know…he’s Irish.

  3. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
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    Hey, at least the guy has enough class not to buy a Rascal

  4. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    Perplexity
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    I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. fffffffffff

  5. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
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    It’s nice to see the Micromachines Guy out and about.

  6. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
    cagster
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    Wilson? Is that you?

  7. Deena Cortese Tight Pants
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    Only a person who could look at herself in a mirror and say “I’m going to wear tights on my huge thighs” would also look in a mirror and say “yes, this is a face for going outdoors in”

  8. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    farting old man's wife
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    The guy behind her is pulling the strings that keep them “Perky”!

  9. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    joe
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    How’s the coffee, Joe?

    Well, It’s good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.

    Had a bunch of it then, did you?

  10. Amanda Seyfried Butt Yoga Pants
    kimmykimkim
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    Would.

  11. Billy Crudup Moustache Shotguns Blood Ties Set
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    I thought it was Kevin Kline in the thumbnail.

  12. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
    bernard
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    that dog should be walking you

  13. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
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    I didn’t know who she was so I googled her…damn, she used to be hot!

    I’m assuming that sweater is left over from those days.

  14. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    direchef
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    Chef Boyarskeez

  15. Amanda Seyfried Butt Yoga Pants
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    One too many layers of clothing below the belt. OK… two too many.

  16. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
    farting old man's wife
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    Big tough guy getting puppy kisses!! Priceless!!!

  17. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    joe
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    She’s the definition of MILF.

  18. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
    bromana
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    That is Chris Chelios, no?

  19. Mira Sorvino Clevage
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    Why does she still look 25?

    • If they get old, you complain. If they keep their looks, you complain. Geez, there’s just no winning with you, is there?

      • Kojak

        I’m asking myself what kind of a answer mcfeely expected for this nonsense question:
        a) She doesn’t look 25;
        b) She made a pact with the devil;
        c) She has an excellent surgeon;
        d) she is hot, who cares why!?!

      • the only way to win is to not play the game.

        But seriously, she looks 20 years younger than she really is. I’m honestly impressed.

  20. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
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    God knows what he’s wiped off his chin with that bandana.

  21. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
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    “Mommy can’t be certain this shit is yours or Snooki’s!”

  22. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Subtle.

  23. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    kimmykimkim
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    Fuckin’ Ralphie. What a dick that guy was.

  24. Miranda Kerr Orlando Bloom Colorful Sneakers
    mim
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    From the looks of him, surprised he’s not taking Orlandos picture instead of hers.

  25. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
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    Wow. Two bags of shit. Don’t see that every day.

  26. Amanda Seyfried Butt Yoga Pants
    DeucePickle
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    Surely it’s not cold enough to be wearing white spandex all the way to the ankles….oh wait.

  27. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
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    I see she’s still walking bow-legged from that serious sausage pounding I gave her…

  28. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    JESUSWHATTHEFUCK!!!

    It’s like Two-Face from Batman went ahead and got the other side done too.

  29. Jessica Szohr Nipple See Through Shirt
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    This is what happens when you get drunk and pass out; everyone starts drawing on you.

  30. Billy Crudup Moustache Shotguns Blood Ties Set
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    I call bullshit on the caption. I could swear he’s in New Mexico, playing the role of Lou Diamond Phillips’s half-brother on “Longmire.”

  31. Miranda Kerr Orlando Bloom Colorful Sneakers
    farting old man's wife
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    Must be a restaurant he is pulling her into!

  32. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    kimmykimkim
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    Whatever, bitch.

  33. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
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    soon now, Snookie will spread her meaty thighs and life will spill forth. A quick shave and some Kewll creme will take care of that though, hopefully before the baby is born.

    • I’m not sure what Kewll creme is, but I think you left out the part where she sprays perfume between her legs so no one knows that was her.

      • Cock Dr

        I believe that McFeely is implying that the Snookie has crabs.
        I’ll bet she sounded like a herd of Clydesdales clomping down those stairs.

  34. Deena Cortese Tight Pants
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    One girl, two cups.

  35. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Pants
    mim
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    Thank you GaGa for making the ulgiest shoes in the world fashionable.

  36. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
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    “No, no, Sean, you have to take shorter, quicker strides or people are going to figure you’re still straight…”

  37. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
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    I got my nipples in Paris, and they goin’ gorillas!

  38. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    Crabby Old Guy
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    I have no idea as to what the heck she is doing in that picture, but I do know that I’m 100% okay with her doing it to me.

  39. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    KungFu Panda
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    We won coa’ Jones we won!!

  40. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
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    I’m calling it right now: the next Mrs. Tom Cruise.

  41. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Soccer Ball
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    and a finger smells funny in 3…2…1…

  42. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
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    To attend, you must resemble the event sponsor, Mr. C. … In she goes!

  43. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    Sven Golly
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    Jennie Garth on the set of “The Vagina Dialogs.”

  44. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
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    “Can’t…reach…my coffee cup…”

  45. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
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    2 words come to mind….Ear elephant…Earelephant…irrelevant.

  46. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    Yeah, we’re all so impressed.

  47. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
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    Looks like a one-legged woman in an ass kicking contest.

  48. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
    lily
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    shes fucking disgusting. looks like a walking STD

  49. Amanda Seyfried Butt Yoga Pants
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    purple is my favorite new color.

  50. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
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    So “Joey Pants” is in uniform for his weekend job at Orange Julius.

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