Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Radcliffe‘s new film.
Porno influence. Can’t stress that enough,
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Peculiar Purple Pieman! Sorta!
Colin Farrell says ‘goodbye’ by whispering in your ear, and gently cupping your vagina. Cuz, you know…he’s Irish.
Hey, at least the guy has enough class not to buy a Rascal
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. fffffffffff
It’s nice to see the Micromachines Guy out and about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbUPfoveok
Wilson? Is that you?
Only a person who could look at herself in a mirror and say “I’m going to wear tights on my huge thighs” would also look in a mirror and say “yes, this is a face for going outdoors in”
The guy behind her is pulling the strings that keep them “Perky”!
How’s the coffee, Joe?
Well, It’s good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.
Had a bunch of it then, did you?
Would.
wood
Wud
I thought it was Kevin Kline in the thumbnail.
that dog should be walking you
I didn’t know who she was so I googled her…damn, she used to be hot!
I’m assuming that sweater is left over from those days.
Chef Boyarskeez
One too many layers of clothing below the belt. OK… two too many.
Big tough guy getting puppy kisses!! Priceless!!!
She’s the definition of MILF.
That is Chris Chelios, no?
yes, my first reaction was – why is he hanging out with Chris Chelios?
Why does she still look 25?
If they get old, you complain. If they keep their looks, you complain. Geez, there’s just no winning with you, is there?
I’m asking myself what kind of a answer mcfeely expected for this nonsense question:
a) She doesn’t look 25;
b) She made a pact with the devil;
c) She has an excellent surgeon;
d) she is hot, who cares why!?!
the only way to win is to not play the game.
But seriously, she looks 20 years younger than she really is. I’m honestly impressed.
God knows what he’s wiped off his chin with that bandana.
“Mommy can’t be certain this shit is yours or Snooki’s!”
Subtle.
Fuckin’ Ralphie. What a dick that guy was.
From the looks of him, surprised he’s not taking Orlandos picture instead of hers.
Wow. Two bags of shit. Don’t see that every day.
Surely it’s not cold enough to be wearing white spandex all the way to the ankles….oh wait.
I see she’s still walking bow-legged from that serious sausage pounding I gave her…
Yeah you sick fuck, she’s only a tiny Pomeranian. Next time maybe do a bigger dog like Snooki or something!
JESUSWHATTHEFUCK!!!
It’s like Two-Face from Batman went ahead and got the other side done too.
This is what happens when you get drunk and pass out; everyone starts drawing on you.
I call bullshit on the caption. I could swear he’s in New Mexico, playing the role of Lou Diamond Phillips’s half-brother on “Longmire.”
Must be a restaurant he is pulling her into!
Whatever, bitch.
soon now, Snookie will spread her meaty thighs and life will spill forth. A quick shave and some Kewll creme will take care of that though, hopefully before the baby is born.
I’m not sure what Kewll creme is, but I think you left out the part where she sprays perfume between her legs so no one knows that was her.
I believe that McFeely is implying that the Snookie has crabs.
I’ll bet she sounded like a herd of Clydesdales clomping down those stairs.
One girl, two cups.
Thank you GaGa for making the ulgiest shoes in the world fashionable.
People like David Bowie, Elton John and KISS to name a few started it but the people of the day weren’t so stupid to copy them.
KISS is a people?
Yeah, Gaga totally invented the wedge. Jesus…
“No, no, Sean, you have to take shorter, quicker strides or people are going to figure you’re still straight…”
I got my nipples in Paris, and they goin’ gorillas!
I have no idea as to what the heck she is doing in that picture, but I do know that I’m 100% okay with her doing it to me.
We won coa’ Jones we won!!
I’m calling it right now: the next Mrs. Tom Cruise.
At this rate, it will be a 2.5 year contract, but this time full custody rights to Tom.
and a finger smells funny in 3…2…1…
To attend, you must resemble the event sponsor, Mr. C. … In she goes!
She forgot the bow tie.
Jennie Garth on the set of “The Vagina Dialogs.”
“Can’t…reach…my coffee cup…”
2 words come to mind….Ear elephant…Earelephant…irrelevant.
Yeah, we’re all so impressed.
Looks like a one-legged woman in an ass kicking contest.
shes fucking disgusting. looks like a walking STD
purple is my favorite new color.
So “Joey Pants” is in uniform for his weekend job at Orange Julius.