The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.29.12

June 29th, 2012 // 443 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Radcliffe‘s new film.

Porno influence. Can’t stress that enough,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
    neo
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    so when did sean penn become mexican

  2. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
    neo
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    nice dog waling outfit, dumbass

  3. Amanda Seyfried Butt Yoga Pants
    neo
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    would eat that up with a bag of skittles

  4. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Any chance that thing can make it up to fatal crash speeds?

  5. David Beckham
    neo
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    what are you looking at, MANG

  6. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    Rico Jones
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    I hate Chef Boyardee.

  7. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Pretty sure I can see a mucus plug.

  8. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    In before the frat boy says “herpa derp”

  9. Deena Cortese Tight Pants
    neo
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    Leggings are not for fat chicks. Right?

  10. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
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    MY VALTREX!!!! NO!!! Fluffy, don’t eat it!! On second thought, eat it…

  11. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    No words can describe what is happening to her face and body (but I’m sure you guys will think of a few).

  12. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
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    Classic- douche-off… May the douchiest one win!

  13. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Not pictured: a fucking ghost.

  14. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Wow, I hate to say this but she actually looks decent here

    • DeucePickle

      Exactly what i was thinking. Had to double check that this was really Sharon Stone.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Yes, the face looks really good which I naturally didn’t notice until I was done staring at her party hats.

  15. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
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    The latest installment in the performance art piece:

    Jenny Garth Eating Fat People.

  16. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    Perplexity
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    Ooh. Elderly see through. No matter how you wrap it, a raisin is a raisin.

  17. Snooki Cleavage Pregnant Belly Legs
    NoMoreJerseyShore
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    Someone call Hawking, we have evidence of a Black Hole.

  18. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
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    Ride that fucker up to Revere Beach and see what happens to you.

    • Frank The Duck

      I don’t know, he looks pretty rugged without a helmet and no leathers….

      This thing makes a Vespa look butch

  19. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    Hurry up! Mommy’s show can’t stay in there forever!

  20. Billy Crudup Moustache Shotguns Blood Ties Set
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    I can literally HEAR the banjo playing in the background…

  21. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
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    It’s the power of tits.

  22. Helena Bonham Carter Armpit Hair
    catapostrophe
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    She’s got glasses above her glasses and mosquito bites above her mosquito bites.

  23. Erika Christensen Bra See Through Shirt
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    She just doesn’t give a fuck anymore, huh?

  24. Jessica Szohr Nipple See Through Shirt
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    Listen here, girly. You don’t have Lohan’s boobs to be pulling this look off. So, cut this shit out…

  25. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
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    As cute as he was, fluffy ended up as that’s night dinner special…

    • Robert

      “Fluffy”? Since when are Dachshunds fluffy? That dog was bred to hunt badgers; f***ing tunnel warfare, my friend.

  26. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
    Perplexity
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    There’s so much product in his hair, it doubles as a bike helmet.

  27. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
    JC
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    One of the PAs was the twelfth victim.

  28. Cuba Gooding Jr. The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/29/Billie-Buckwheat-Thomas-2x-152_163.jpg[/img]

    Yep. I did what everyone was thinking.

  29. Billy Crudup Moustache Shotguns Blood Ties Set
    Perplexity
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    Seen at the Alec Baldwin Camp for Civil Obedience.

  30. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
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    It took Katie Holmes bending over to make me glad to see JWoww’s tits.

  31. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
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    More and more, I am convinced that Catherine Tramell’s “I don’t wear underwear” philosophy was not originally part of the screenplay for Basic Instinct, but was added after she was cast.

  32. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
    cagster
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    You sure it’s not Mario Bros?

  33. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
    JC
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    That’s not make up. Danny just wandered onto set like that.

  34. Emma Stone Spidey Photobomb The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
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    The smell of nerd is strong in that crowd.

  35. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    JC
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    I love her, and I want to kiss and hug her.

  36. Jennie Garth The 11th Hour Set
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    Oh God, not another fucking vampire movie.

  37. Miranda Kerr Orlando Bloom Colorful Sneakers
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    Is he auditioning for Kids Incorporated?

  38. Joe Pantoliano Hat Scarf Moustache
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    Jared Leto, Russel Brand, Scott Disick, Johnny Depp…all you guys take note.

    Joe is living proof you can dress like a total douchebag and STILL seem like a guy you’d want to hang out with. So what are you doing wrong?

  39. JWoww Cleavage Tight Pants
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    Two questions pop in mind: 1) How much poop can those puppies make? and 2) How much crap can that poor little dog take?

  40. Danny Trejo Bloody Wife Beater Small Dog
    Perplexity
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    Lindsey Lohan patiently waiting for makeup before a photoshoot.

  41. Sean Penn Perv Stache Tan
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    Penn “Nice sandals dude! Look like some I have!
    Douche “Really?”
    Penn “No!”

  42. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    DesperateForAttentionSaysWhat?

  43. David Beckham
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    He’s just keeping an eye on his wife…just to see if she accidentally smiles.

  44. Sharon Stone Nipples See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh no, not again

  45. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    JC
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    Plasticsurgeryfailitosis.

  46. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    Perplexity
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    At least she could get the scars removed from where they shaved down his Adam’s apple.

  47. Jessica Szohr Nipple See Through Shirt
    mim
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya, the tattoos make you look much prettier

  48. Janice Dickinson The Amazing Spider-Man Premiere
    JC
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    Metamorphuckwhatishappeninghere.

  49. David Beckham
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    “Dude, my balls itch. I’m tired of the paps catching me scratch ‘em. So you bend over like you’re tying your shoes and do it for me.”

  50. Simon Cowell Scooter Pointed Boots
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    There’s actually no seat on that scooter…

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