Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where the porno influence on The Amazing Spider-Man has become an undeniable reality, Sharon Stone won’t stop until people are staring at her nipples inside a casket, Billy Crudup just tried weed for the first time, and Helena Bonham Carter knows how to land a role in Daniel Radcliffe‘s new film.
Porno influence. Can’t stress that enough,
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so when did sean penn become mexican
Como Esta bitches!!!
nice dog waling outfit, dumbass
I don’t think you should call someone a dumbass when you mistype a word like “waling”.
I thought neo meant wailing as in dog beating outfit.
Bravo! Yes, even with the spelling error.
would eat that up with a bag of skittles
Any chance that thing can make it up to fatal crash speeds?
No but other cars can help :)
Or a well swung wrecking ball.
Or a .357 Magnum.
what are you looking at, MANG
I hate Chef Boyardee.
Pretty sure I can see a mucus plug.
It’s ALL mucus plug… well, except for various accessories.
In before the frat boy says “herpa derp”
HERPA DE…
Fuck.
Leggings are not for fat chicks. Right?
MY VALTREX!!!! NO!!! Fluffy, don’t eat it!! On second thought, eat it…
No words can describe what is happening to her face and body (but I’m sure you guys will think of a few).
Mummification.
She looks like an omelette.
Anti-quickening.
Corpsolosys.
The Necroning.
Acid-etching.
Wildensteining.
Read my mind
Adult Onset Congenital Uglification.
What’s the process called where they make beef jerky ?
jerkification
Oh yeah, that’s right
Gross overstretching of the skin
Classic- douche-off… May the douchiest one win!
Not pictured: a fucking ghost.
More like his career :)
Not pictured: black microphone
Haven’t you heard? That’s dead now. Or I got a beatdown for no reason at all.
It takes a while for these things to completely die down. An “In every picture like this…” comment still pops up now and then.
Pictured: Loudmouth asshole
Wow, I hate to say this but she actually looks decent here
Exactly what i was thinking. Had to double check that this was really Sharon Stone.
Yes, the face looks really good which I naturally didn’t notice until I was done staring at her party hats.
The latest installment in the performance art piece:
Jenny Garth Eating Fat People.
I thought Jenny was the fat one. My bad.
Ooh. Elderly see through. No matter how you wrap it, a raisin is a raisin.
It’s remarkable how inconspicuous they can make those adult diapers nowadays.
Someone call Hawking, we have evidence of a Black Hole.
Ride that fucker up to Revere Beach and see what happens to you.
I don’t know, he looks pretty rugged without a helmet and no leathers….
This thing makes a Vespa look butch
Hurry up! Mommy’s show can’t stay in there forever!
I can literally HEAR the banjo playing in the background…
It’s the power of tits.
She’s got glasses above her glasses and mosquito bites above her mosquito bites.
She just doesn’t give a fuck anymore, huh?
Looks like Scientology got the best of her. See used to be smokin
Listen here, girly. You don’t have Lohan’s boobs to be pulling this look off. So, cut this shit out…
As cute as he was, fluffy ended up as that’s night dinner special…
“Fluffy”? Since when are Dachshunds fluffy? That dog was bred to hunt badgers; f***ing tunnel warfare, my friend.
only to flush out the badger, they wimped out when the real test of war came…
There’s so much product in his hair, it doubles as a bike helmet.
One of the PAs was the twelfth victim.
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Yep. I did what everyone was thinking.
Everyone over 100, maybe.
I got it Sparky and I ain’t no 100 years old.
Seen at the Alec Baldwin Camp for Civil Obedience.
It took Katie Holmes bending over to make me glad to see JWoww’s tits.
More and more, I am convinced that Catherine Tramell’s “I don’t wear underwear” philosophy was not originally part of the screenplay for Basic Instinct, but was added after she was cast.
You sure it’s not Mario Bros?
That’s not make up. Danny just wandered onto set like that.
He truly is the awesomest.
The smell of nerd is strong in that crowd.
I love her, and I want to kiss and hug her.
Oh God, not another fucking vampire movie.
That’s actually the title.
Not vampire movie LIFETIME movie, duh.
Is he auditioning for Kids Incorporated?
Jared Leto, Russel Brand, Scott Disick, Johnny Depp…all you guys take note.
Joe is living proof you can dress like a total douchebag and STILL seem like a guy you’d want to hang out with. So what are you doing wrong?
Joe Pants is fucking awesome
He might seem like a guy I’d want to hang out with…but now I want to hide my cheese whenever he’s around.
Ha Ha! So True. Joe pants for the WIN!
Two questions pop in mind: 1) How much poop can those puppies make? and 2) How much crap can that poor little dog take?
And in the end, the poop you take is equal to the poop you make.
Lindsey Lohan patiently waiting for makeup before a photoshoot.
Penn “Nice sandals dude! Look like some I have!
Douche “Really?”
Penn “No!”
DesperateForAttentionSaysWhat?
He’s just keeping an eye on his wife…just to see if she accidentally smiles.
Or takes flight & blows away in a 2mph breeze.
Oh no, not again
Plasticsurgeryfailitosis.
At least she could get the scars removed from where they shaved down his Adam’s apple.
Ya, the tattoos make you look much prettier
Metamorphuckwhatishappeninghere.
“Dude, my balls itch. I’m tired of the paps catching me scratch ‘em. So you bend over like you’re tying your shoes and do it for me.”
There’s actually no seat on that scooter…
If that’s true it’s the first thing he’s done that impresses me.