The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.28.13

June 28th, 2013 // 391 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of creepy shit it could be a Halloween edition. Whether it’s Fran Drescher‘s or James Caan‘s face being ravaged by time or Montana Fishburne in bikini, none of it’s good.

Ok, there are a few bright spots in here, but then this. Jesus Christ, me, why?

- Photo Boy

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  1. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    caley
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    I still don’t get how James Caan’s entire body is somehow slimmer than his son’s enormous head!

  2. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
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    That moment when she found out her publicist turned a pair of her Spanx into the new AIDS quilt.

  3. Sofia Vergara Tide Photocall
    Beer Baron
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    She usually uses Suavitel.

  4. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
    HackSaw
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    Why are we being punished with this?

  5. Omarosa Manigault Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kevin Hart Let Me Explain Premiere
    HackSaw
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    Settle

  6. Demi Lovato GMA
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    She’s just all the way around unfortunate. I’ve tried to like her and I just can’t. Poor thing.

  7. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
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    Fun fact: Dina’s not wearing pants.

  8. Kate Upton Cameron Diaz Getting Fondled By Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
    Dirk Diggler
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    “Hold still grandma ! If I just put my foot here , I just might be able to lift them up. “

  9. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
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    You can smell the stank coming off their pussies. Poor puppies!
    Now which one will get fucked by a big black guy and have his illegitimate baby that Chris will no doubt name and fame up for millions. Hmmmmmm.

  10. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    Swearin
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    See, Hollywood stars never fade away…they just become cyborgs

  11. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
    Robb7
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    He’s doing the hokey-pokey to entertain the post menopausal women attending this crapfest.

  12. Matthew Perry Double Chin
    ruckus
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    Body by Vicodin.

  13. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
    Swearin
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    Craft Services, the most dangerous job in Hollywood

  14. Stephen Dorff Christian Audigier Looking At Cell Phone
    Swearin
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    He’s scrolling through his IMDB page

  15. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
    Pat C.
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    For some reason, these two don’t annoy me as much as all the other Kardashians. Hmmm, come to think about, they don’t annoy me at all. Carry on, girls!

  16. Armie Hammer Spiked Up Hair The Lone Ranger Moscow Premiere
    Swearin
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    Did he and Johnny Depp just do bong hits before this or something?

  17. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
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    Cher has been preparing all these years to strike at the heart of the US, and for that, much like Osama Bin Laden, she has been recruiting doubles…granted the lengthiest part of her plan has been that off the recruitment of said doubles, but as we can see, it has paid off.

  18. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    IF YOU FUCKING SAY “CAN YOU OPEN THIS CAN FOR ME CAAN” ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I’LL RIP YOUR FUCKING SPINE OUT OF YOUR THROAT!!!!!!!

  19. Anthony Weiner Leaving Women For Weiner Event
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    This is what happens when you try to eat a weenar sideways…

  20. Hayden Christensen Wife Beater American Heist Set
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    Do ya think he just sharted?

  21. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
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    OMG I’ve seen smaller legs on a pier…

  22. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    Pat C.
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    This isn’t a still from Iron Man 4 ?

  23. Armie Hammer Spiked Up Hair The Lone Ranger Moscow Premiere
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    His wife Leggy just gave birth to their first child, Ball Pein…

  24. Kate Upton Cameron Diaz Getting Fondled By Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
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    Eric Roberts just doesn’t look good in ANYTHING anymore. Time to retire.

  25. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
    Pat C.
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    I bet the paparazzo shit his pants.

  26. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
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    Cameran Diaz doing her best Diane Keaton impression…

  27. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
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    Something stinks in New York…

  28. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
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    Both of those young ladies have a lot more growing to do. I think they’re well on their way to being a couple of heart-breakers. But then, I’m brain damaged, so what do I know?

  29. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    There’s possible 2 paths a person’s face takes off being touched by a plastic surgeon:

    (1) They look good for X amount of time, but then age takes it’s toll and they look much worse than they otherwise would having naturally aged.

    (2) The surgeon butchers the procedure & they look bad from the get-go.

    There’s no upside. Get plastic surgery? You’re going to look worse than you otherwise would at some stage down the track. Of course some people try to circumnavigate this by repeatedly going in for more surgery when time starts to take it’s toll, with the hope they can by a new grace period that (1) allows for, but everytime they do that they come closer on an odds basis to having (2) happen to them.

  30. Montana Fishburne Bikini Weird Scar On Chest
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    You can shove your blue & red pills, gimme the choice of a blue or red bag!

  31. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Saving Private Ryan 2: When Spurned French Prostitutes Attack.

  32. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    This is the look of the quintessential Hollywood sleezeball. Never got that famous or that rich, but famous & rich enough he’ll bowl over the newly arrived naive but goodlooking wannabe starlets looking to make their way in Tinsletown. He’ll promise to open many doors for them, saying he sees in them the next ____ ______ (god forbid he uses his sister’s name to fill in this blank spot), all the while fucking them with the intention of dumping them as soon as the next lot of naive meat arrives on deck.

    Lucky bastard.

  33. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    Ya know, that is some pretty harsh lighting. I’m thinking with more flattering light and appropriate make-up, she might still be a great poke.

  34. David Beckham Antoine Arnault
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    “David, I don’ sink I shall ever underztand zis American game, zee Hopping-Scotch.”

  35. Sofia Vergara Tide Photocall
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    I’ve had just about enough of this shit. Somehow we need to expend whatever energy it takes to get her out of those clothes and on to some photographs! What say you, me ruffians…???

  36. Matthew Perry Double Chin
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    Oh, look! It’s Matthew Perry at LAX. For a split second I thought I almost gave a fuck!

  37. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
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    She now commands an army of three!

  38. Sofia Vergara Tide Photocall
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    Is that Van Earl Wright?

  39. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
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    Kendall: I’ll b Kim n u be Khloe.
    Kylie: K! :)
    Kendall: Cover ur face.
    Kylie: K. :(

  40. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
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    Breakin’ the law, breakin’ the law. Dun-dun…

  41. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Holding Hands Over Naked Breasts
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    Oh, I’ll tell you Howe…

  42. Hayden Christensen Wife Beater American Heist Set
    Phoenix
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    Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

    Knees and toes.

  43. Hayden Christensen Wife Beater American Heist Set
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    Topher Grace looks like hell

  44. John Travolta Creepy Wink Breitling Flagship Store Launch London
    thecrazybetty
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    creep.

  45. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
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    A hotdog vendor’s worst nightmare

  46. Daryl Hannah Brooke Shields Hysterically Laughing The Hot Flashes Premiere
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    Twelve feet of over-the-hill

  47. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
    Schadenfreude
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    Mick Jagger hasn’t looked this good in years!

  48. Daryl Hannah Brooke Shields Hysterically Laughing The Hot Flashes Premiere
    Phoenix
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    “EEEEEEEEE…EEE…EEEEE…EEEEE!!!”

  49. Anthony Weiner Leaving Women For Weiner Event
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    Maybe if he was better at finding women who wanted weiner, he wouldn’t have gotten in trouble in the first place?

  50. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
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    The taller one looks like she’s already started with the plastic surgery on her face. She looks like the damn Joker.

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