The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.28.13

June 28th, 2013 // 391 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of creepy shit it could be a Halloween edition. Whether it’s Fran Drescher‘s or James Caan‘s face being ravaged by time or Montana Fishburne in bikini, none of it’s good.

Ok, there are a few bright spots in here, but then this. Jesus Christ, me, why?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Hayden Christensen Wife Beater American Heist Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He fucks Rachel Bilson.

    SERENITY NOW!

  2. Montana Fishburne Bikini Weird Scar On Chest
    EricLR
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    Jesus, that is one HUGE tampon!

  3. Stephen Dorff Christian Audigier Looking At Cell Phone
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who do you say sausagefest in Ibiza?

  4. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
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    I bet this is from a scene that is lame. Or the the taco truck just pulled up.

  5. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    EricLR
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    That’s the last guy I want them to give a robotic arm to. Well, next to Alec Baldwin, of course.

  6. Hayden Christensen Wife Beater American Heist Set
    EricLR
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    Yeah, his acting sucked in Star Wars. And I’m the first to acknowledge that he should be punished. But making him do gay porn is really a little bit harsh, don’t you think?

  7. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
    EricLR
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    McRib!!!!!!!!

  8. Demi Lovato GMA
    Max
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    “And I-I-I will always love foooood”

  9. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
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    You have to be born that way to stand like that.

  10. Matthew Perry Double Chin
    Schweddy Snatch
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    CSI: Muppets…Beaker Goes Undercover

  11. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
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    Eighteen yet?…No?…No comment.

  12. Daryl Hannah Brooke Shields Hysterically Laughing The Hot Flashes Premiere
    EricLR
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    The voices in their heads just told the most *hilarious* joke.

  13. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
    EricLR
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    They should have never let him buy an art gallery.

  14. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
    EricLR
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    Now remember honey, make them give you the money up front and don’t let them use their own condoms.

  15. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    What are you gonna do? Nice college boy, didn’t want to get mixed up in the family business. Now you want to gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped you in the face a little? What do you think this like the Army where you can shoot ‘em from a mile away? No you gotta get up like this and, badda-bing, you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C’mere.

  16. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Gotta pee…gotta pee…gotta pee…

  17. Demi Lovato GMA
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    ♫♫She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie; cocaine.♫♫

  18. John Travolta Creepy Wink Breitling Flagship Store Launch London
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    Calm down John. This is the FLAGSHIP store.

  19. Matthew Perry Double Chin
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    He auditioning for the character of Mr Jellyneck.

  20. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
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    from left to right:
    kloe kartrashiass, cher, and johnny depp as tonto.
    (and bradley cooper fearfully carrying jonah hill’s lunchbag.)

  21. Demi Lovato GMA
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    I’m not singing the song Heart Attack..I’m having a real heart attack right now! *gasps, clutches chest and falls to the ground*

  22. John Travolta Creepy Wink Breitling Flagship Store Launch London
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    “Only my hairdresser, and anyone gifted with sight, know for sure (Wink)”

  23. Stephen Dorff Christian Audigier Looking At Cell Phone
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    Nah, man. The e-cig is easy. You just suck on it a little. See the pic?

    Suck on it a little. Like a dick?

    Yeah, just about.

  24. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    Aw man!…Why!

  25. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    YIKES! The face finally matches the voice!

  26. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
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    Wait, are they filming the sequel to Pacific Rim already?

  27. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
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    “Turn off the cloning machine! FOR GOD’S SAKE, TURN OFF THE CLONING MACHINE NOW!!!!”

  28. Daryl Hannah Brooke Shields Hysterically Laughing The Hot Flashes Premiere
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    “Ha, ha, ha…no YOU’RE still pretty”
    “Ha, ha, ha…no YOU’RE still pretty”

  29. Matthew Perry Double Chin
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    Is he being run out of LA for having too many failed sitcoms?

  30. Kate Upton Cameron Diaz Getting Fondled By Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
    EricLR
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    No seriously, they’re so small that they actually generate a vacuum. Just grab them and TRY to pull your hands away!

  31. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
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    Great… Jeremy Leto is still in drag.

  32. Anthony Weiner Leaving Women For Weiner Event
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    Women for Weiner …So no lesbians?

  33. Hayden Christensen Wife Beater American Heist Set
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    One second before being run over by a Star Wars fan in a jeep.

  34. Demi Lovato GMA
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oh, come on! Do you have to eat cake right in front row?”

  35. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Holding Hands Over Naked Breasts
    whocares
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    So wait. Playboy models who don’t do nudity?

  36. Armie Hammer Spiked Up Hair The Lone Ranger Moscow Premiere
    Mista Smoove and Silky
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    Did his parents name him after Arm ‘n’ Hammer?

    Must have had a terrible childhood

  37. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
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    The title of the show should be “Girls and whatever this is”.

  38. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
    ZombiePanda
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    Isn’t this child pornography?

  39. Montana Fishburne Bikini Weird Scar On Chest
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    Bo Jackson knows surfing? Unbelievable!

  40. Omarosa Manigault Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kevin Hart Let Me Explain Premiere
    YadaYada
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    Not scurrred to say it — that ass is fine!

  41. Lena Dunham Running Sceaming Girls Set
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    This is why I don’t go camping.

  42. Matthew Perry Double Chin
    Nonnie Moose
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    So he’s a baggage handler now?

  43. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
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    God, she was good in “Annie Hall”.

  44. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
    CK
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    Bunch of mutts. Should get ‘em spayed.

  45. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    Nonnie Moose
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    CAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

  46. Demi Lovato GMA
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    There seems to be a hidden message being spelled out in her knee fat.

  47. Armie Hammer Spiked Up Hair The Lone Ranger Moscow Premiere
    Andie
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    Actually his name is Armand. Armie is short for Armand. I don’t care how gay that sounds, he’s still hot.

  48. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Holding Hands Over Naked Breasts
    CK
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    Tits on radio.
    Brilliant.
    /s

  49. Kate Upton Cameron Diaz Getting Fondled By Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
    Andie
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    Oh poor Cameron. Time has not been kind. Leslie is aging well though from what I can tell. Beautiful.

  50. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
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    The dazed expression on their faces is partly because they don’t remember if they are begging for money from Lindsey in jail or rehab.

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