The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.28.13

June 28th, 2013 // 391 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of creepy shit it could be a Halloween edition. Whether it’s Fran Drescher‘s or James Caan‘s face being ravaged by time or Montana Fishburne in bikini, none of it’s good.

Ok, there are a few bright spots in here, but then this. Jesus Christ, me, why?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Demi Lovato GMA
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    Looks like she just shit herself

  2. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
    sweet peaches
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    he looks like an old lesbian. sigh

  3. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
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    I”m terrified

  4. John Travolta Creepy Wink Breitling Flagship Store Launch London
    j/k
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    I’ve always imagined he has a room with indirect lighting and many small clear shelves each with a different hair piece and he walks in and goes, “Hmmmm what hair shall I wear today?”

  5. David Beckham Antoine Arnault
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    Antoine : “I bet Victoria’s face looked something like this when she first saw you naked.”
    Beckham : “Not bad.”

  6. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    Batu Khan
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    That is a beautiful ass. But I still prefer Vanessa’s. It’s sturdier. Better built for the pounding. (I know, I’m a romantic.)

  7. Demi Lovato GMA
    j/k
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    She should just stick to Kelly Clarkson covers.

  8. Montana Fishburne Bikini Weird Scar On Chest
    joe
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    That leash is for her butt plug.

  9. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    I’m a Little Teapot…

  10. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
    jc
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    Find the salami.

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
    j/k
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    I like the reflection’s ass better.

  12. Anthony Weiner Leaving Women For Weiner Event
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    It’s not politically savvy to exclude lesbians from your campaign–women who are most definitely NOT for weiner.

  13. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    j/k
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    Shit! Vanessa Hudgens stole the change from my ashtray again.

  14. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
    j/k
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    How long has Ali Lohan been on meth?

  15. Hayden Christensen Wife Beater American Heist Set
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    This guy isjust about as convincing as a badass as Justin Bieber is.

  16. Anthony Weiner Leaving Women For Weiner Event
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    Enough of this dude already!!!
    Wiener is such a dick.

  17. Stephen Dorff Christian Audigier Looking At Cell Phone
    Marnie
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    Douchefest 2013. Come one, come all.

  18. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
    Skeeter
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    I want to launch my seed up her ass.

  19. Montana Fishburne Bikini Weird Scar On Chest
    JC
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    “You take the blue pill, and the story ends. You wake up in your bed, sticky and sore, and believe whatever you want to believe.”

  20. Kate Upton Cameron Diaz Getting Fondled By Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
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    If I’m a photo editor and my photographer came back with a shot of Kate Upton in 3/4 view and obscured by something, I’d immediately fire them for not getting the point at all.

  21. Kate Upton Cameron Diaz Getting Fondled By Leslie Mann The Other Woman Set
    alex
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    Leslie, you’re grabbing the wrong rack!!!

  22. Matthew Perry Double Chin
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    His jawline has all but completely disappeared. Gunning for the lead in the Family Guy gritty live-action reboot?

  23. Matthew Perry Double Chin
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    The One Where Chandler Goes to the Airport and the TSA Confiscates His Bag of Jelly Donuts.

  24. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    AntMan
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    Brrrrrrrrrrains!

  25. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
    anonymous
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    Hell the NBA player on the left looks more like Cher than Cher does.

  26. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Holding Hands Over Naked Breasts
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    So your sister get massive boobies and becomes a media whore, so you follow her footsteps?
    Logical indeed.

  27. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
    chrisbreezyboxingacademy
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    lol remember when she was going to be a model

    • She is … she models in Korea. Not the most gorgeous, but interesting and different-looking. Wouldn’t YOU want to distance yourself from your nutjob family members ??

      • She does NOT model in Korea. She does NOT model. Period. She went there to either “rehab” or be a high end call-girl. The rumours persist on both and reliable sources go back and forth on this.

        If she were a model in Korea (Or anywhere, for that mater), her mother would have those pics on the internets everywhere. I this day and age, you can’t be part a “name” and do something like model and have no pics show up on-line.

      • Kojak

        She is 5’5″ tall, has an ugly face, and not even a good hair, body or skin. And has no photos modeling…
        Yes…
        Maybe she is a hand model, and do hand jobs…

  28. Daryl Hannah Brooke Shields Hysterically Laughing The Hot Flashes Premiere
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    all they’re missing is salad…and probiotic yogurt.

  29. Dina Lohan Ali Lohan Pale Skinny Legs
    anonymous
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    Pretty sure if Dina wasn’t walking with her– Ali could walk down the street and nobody would know who she was.

  30. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
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    I simply see 3 transsexuals .

  31. Montana Fishburne Bikini Weird Scar On Chest
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    AS i did ,put your hand over your comp screen except the head and you have an African American Man .

    • Why in the fuck would you mess around trying to make her look like a man? If you don’t bother putting your hand (or anything else) in front of your monitor, you have an incredible looking African American woman. That’s a woman I’d take home to meet my mom. Except my mom is dead. But that’s an entirely different post.

  32. James Caan Red Face Arm Brace The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
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    Oil Can! Oil can!

  33. John Travolta Creepy Wink Breitling Flagship Store Launch London
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That smile and the fact there are only men in this picture is completely unrelated.

  34. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Too bad it isn’t the Helmet Exhibition.

  35. Sofia Vergara Tide Photocall
    Professor Xavier
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    theese is what heez boner’s like. ay papi.

  36. Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
    EricLR
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    Somewhere off camera, Kris Jenner is yelling “I SAID SEXIER!!!”

  37. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    johnny p!
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    She looks like her voice now.

  38. Daryl Hannah Brooke Shields Hysterically Laughing The Hot Flashes Premiere
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    Same plastic surgeon amiright ?

  39. David Beckham Antoine Arnault
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When did Greg Kinnear go bald?

  40. Eric Roberts Red Sunglasses The Hot Flashes Premiere
    I'mCool
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    When he holds his hands like that you can’t tell that they took his thumbs.

  41. Hayden Christensen Wife Beater American Heist Set
    Toby Magure
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    I shall call him “Maxi-Me”

  42. Anthony Weiner Leaving Women For Weiner Event
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    It’s Screech!

  43. John Travolta Creepy Wink Breitling Flagship Store Launch London
    EricLR
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    Oh shit, its left eyelid is malfunctioning again. Get the tech in!

  44. Cher Posing With Cross Dressers
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I can’t figure it out, but I’m certain Chaz is the guy on the far right.

  45. Fran Drescher The Annenberg Space for Photography Helmut Newton Exhibition Opening Night
    EricLR
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    She missed some payments, so they repossessed half of her facelift.

  46. Hayden Christensen Wife Beater American Heist Set
    Professor Xavier
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    nice legs, adele.

  47. Demi Lovato GMA
    Professor Xavier
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    nice legs, adele.

    • Kara

      messed up. she had an eating disorder. This isn’t the most flattering picture but either way she is not a big girl. She is very fit.

  48. Sofia Vergara Tide Photocall
    EricLR
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    Yeah, I guess it cleans okay. My maid says she likes it.

  49. Montana Fishburne Bikini Weird Scar On Chest
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Laurence Fishburne is hoping the myth about black people not being able to swim is suddenly true.

  50. Matthew Perry Double Chin
    EricLR
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    Just be cool. No one knows there’s a dead hooker in here. To everyone else it’s just a big bag.

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