The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.27.14

June 27th, 2014 // 436 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your last chance for the week to speculate on the quality of this woman’s feet. “Toes like baby shrimp, pfthftfthfthfthfth,” Quentin Tarantino would later hiss at homocide detectives from a holding cell. Or maybe you’d like to take a swing at the most clever rape joke for David Copperfield‘s new slot machines — One-armed bandits too on the nose? Yeah, I’ll just leave it up to you guys.

And don’t worry, slow people like me, I put the butts in for us,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
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    That doesn’t look anything like her.

  2. Amber Rose Huge Butt No Panties See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Good lord.

  3. Maitland Ward Nipples Butt See Through Dress Saturn Awards
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    Nice tits.

  4. Maitland Ward Nipples Butt See Through Dress Saturn Awards
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    She looks spectacular. I love the view of the thong.

  5. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Guy Next To Him
    Bonky
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    “This is just fucking hilarious. I really thought you were a lot taller
    and more menacing. Man, I gotta tell my sister about this….”

  6. Floyd Mayweather Jr Holding Wad Of Cash Hanging Out Car Window Pre BET Awards Party
    j/k
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    Not pictured: The lotion store with a drive through.

  7. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
    yayaya
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    …But who in the hell is she making the video for?? She is surely financing the video for what business man in his right mind would think financing this thing would be a wise business move?? Fawk I thought she realized years ago that she couldn’t sing! WTF is up with this desperate for attention has been? She’s an old lady by Hollywood brat standards…Paris, please bow out gracefully…your making a fool of y9ourself at that age and your turning into a spinster right before our eyes!!! Can;t get or keep a man with all that cash?? Something is terribly wrong with you. Instead of making music videos she should be having her head fixed!

  8. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
    Jman
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    If you want to get to the mother you have to go through the daughter first. I think that’s a movie title.

  9. Joe Jonas Gay Entourage Louis Vuitton Show Fashion Week Milan
    Darth Knob
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    The Gay, The Bad and the Uglies.

  10. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
    JungleRed
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    A face only a mother could love?

  11. Joanna Krupa Nipples Cleavage Polands Next Top Model Warsaw
    Michael
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    Why couldn’t Joanna Krupa be the proud owner of the amazing boobs of the primary picture? It has to be fuckin’ Madonna. YEEEEUCK!

  12. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
    donkeylicks
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    Clearly, hanging out with K-Pop idols has changed his dance style for the better.

  13. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    In 15 years, she’ll look like a leather handbag. Sexy!

  14. Joe Jonas Gay Entourage Louis Vuitton Show Fashion Week Milan
    donkeylicks
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    In 2014, a crack dancing unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fashion. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the gAy-Team.

  15. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Butt Tight Dress Posing With Short Fan
    donkeylicks
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    Does anyone else here kind of feel like they’re the male equivalent of Paz de la Huerta? No? …. just me?

  16. Maitland Ward Nipples Butt See Through Dress Saturn Awards
    Pepper's Pot
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    looks like she finally ran out of bandage dresses

  17. Amber Rose Huge Butt No Panties See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
    donkeylicks
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    Thats some Ireland Baldwin shit right there!

  18. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
    amanda
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    Its amazing the fight Christie’s genes had to put up to prevent Alexa from looking like a Willis sister

  19. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER
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    “Whoo! Look at me! I’m 20 years old! Look at my 20 year old tits! See, I’m still cool!”

    Lourdes: “Yes, Mommy Dearest….”

  20. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
    Vlad
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    Cream of Queef

  21. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
    Martina
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    Okay guys, admit it: she’s right, she’s hot

  22. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Butt Tight Dress Posing With Short Fan
    Amanda
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    Wait, is that not a dude in a dress? That’s not sarcasm, that’s a serious question

  23. Amber Rose Huge Butt No Panties See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Pig ass.

  24. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Old Wrinkly Face Rick Salomon
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    he is doing his best “Pam Anderson Cooch” look. Hairy as hell, smoke seeping out and is best covered with a big fuckin hat.

  25. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Red Jeans
    anonymous
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    Shhhh….guys she’s got her sleeping baby with her.

  26. Shelly Sterling Donald Sterlings Wife Craigs Restaurant
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    Who farted?!?

  27. Floyd Mayweather Jr Holding Wad Of Cash Hanging Out Car Window Pre BET Awards Party
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    So many cliches packed into one picture. Pass the courvoisier.

  28. Shaquille ONeal Towering Over Fan
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    I’m sure glad you’re not my priest.

  29. Nikki Bella Nipples Crop Top John Cena
    Johnny Barbells
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    …cue the “boi-yoi-yoi-yoing” sound effect…

  30. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Butt Tight Dress Posing With Short Fan
    gooch
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    Who’s the greasy chick on the right?

  31. Michael Shannon Messy Hair Workout Clothes
    tlmck
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    Willem Dafoe looks like hell.

  32. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Butt Tight Dress Posing With Short Fan
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    “Another 50 bucks big boy, and you can sniff them as they emerge.”

  33. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Old Wrinkly Face Rick Salomon
    jep
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    It’s Hep-Along Cassidy.

  34. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
    jep
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    That’s one of only two things that kunt opens her mouth that wide for.

  35. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Still focusing on the only reason anyone ever cared about her, decades later.

  36. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
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    Christie Brinkley: Perfection. Nothing more needs to be said.
    Alexa Ray Joel: Great tits!

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Make Out David McIntosh Instagram
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    I’m sorry, but he’s fucking gross.

  38. Floyd Mayweather Jr Holding Wad Of Cash Hanging Out Car Window Pre BET Awards Party
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    What a dick!

  39. Maitland Ward Nipples Butt See Through Dress Saturn Awards
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    She remembered the dress! *applause*

  40. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
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    Those fucking paparazzi are so sly…

  41. Shaquille ONeal Towering Over Fan
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    “Please, suh, I still hunger. May I have another small helping of gruel?”

  42. Quentin Tarantino Mystery Woman
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    They must be on their way to a nice restaurant.

  43. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    I’d like to taste that. All of it. (Excluding, of course, the guy on the left.)

  44. Karrueche Tran Bra Midriff Miniskirt Out With Random Dude
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    This will probably lead to some unpleasantries between one of these people and Chris Brown. Hope it’s on Pay-Per-View.

  45. Bridget Kelly Nipples No Bra See Through Dress ASCAP 27th Annual Rhythm & Soul Music Awards
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    Oh damn! For a split second I thought that was Kris Jenner. Then I came to my senses and realized this woman is considerably better looking than Kris Jenner ever thought of being.

  46. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Butt Tight Dress Posing With Short Fan
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    If you look at the front of this guy’s trousers, it appears his “self-esteem” is being elevated a bit.

  47. Joanna Krupa Nipples Cleavage Polands Next Top Model Warsaw
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    I can’t for the life of me figure out why I would want to look at photos of Joanna Krupa wearing clothes…

  48. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
    Ginerspotter
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    Since the purveyor of this fine site consistently has difficulty identifying a vagina, I feel the need to point out that the thing seen poking out along her left leg is a labia.

  49. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
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    Beautiful woman/lousy photo

  50. Amber Rose Huge Butt No Panties See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Awwwww…

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