The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.27.14

June 27th, 2014 // 436 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your last chance for the week to speculate on the quality of this woman’s feet. “Toes like baby shrimp, pfthftfthfthfthfth,” Quentin Tarantino would later hiss at homocide detectives from a holding cell. Or maybe you’d like to take a swing at the most clever rape joke for David Copperfield‘s new slot machines — One-armed bandits too on the nose? Yeah, I’ll just leave it up to you guys.

And don’t worry, slow people like me, I put the butts in for us,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
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    I’d go downeaster on Alexa and motorboat her river of dreams.

  2. Quentin Tarantino Mystery Woman
    kravdan
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    He’s drinking her feet sweat

  3. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Butt Tight Dress Posing With Short Fan
    Donald Sterling
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    I’m pretty sure that’s Donnie Wahlberg in a wig.

  4. Joe Jonas Gay Entourage Louis Vuitton Show Fashion Week Milan
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    Or as they like to call themselves, The Runway Boyz.

  5. Tiger Woods Jason Day Raising Arms Quicken Loans National Opening Round
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    Wow, the Aryan Nation must really be hurting for members!

  6. Maitland Ward Nipples Butt See Through Dress Saturn Awards
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    Best picture I’ve seen of her. Can hardly make out the clown face.

  7. Joanna Krupa Nipples Cleavage Polands Next Top Model Warsaw
    Donald Sterling
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    I don’t know. I bet there’s some pretty stiff competition on “Poland’s Next Top Model”.

  8. Michael Shannon Messy Hair Workout Clothes
    kravdan
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    Michael Shannon is Andy Dick!

  9. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
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    “Tickle, Tickle!”
    **Frrrrt!**

  10. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
    cc
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    That being said if she made a comeback and pushed Kim K into obscurity I’d be pretty happy.

    Who the hell thought I’d ever say that?!

  11. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    “The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi…”

  12. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Make Out David McIntosh Instagram
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    I guess people have to properly explain to Kelly why men actually follow her on Instagram…

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Make Out David McIntosh Instagram
    Donald Sterling
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    She just wants him for his treasure map.

  14. Christopher Lloyd Reading Starting Lineup Dodgers Game
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    Psst. What does a yellow light mean?
    Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.
    OK. What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?
    Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!
    OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn?
    Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!
    OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwww liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?

  15. Joe Jonas Gay Entourage Louis Vuitton Show Fashion Week Milan
    kravdan
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    Coming soon…Joel Schumacher’s Breaking Bad The Musical!

  16. Quentin Tarantino Mystery Woman
    cc
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    Her breasts are pretty perky and shapely aren’t they?

  17. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
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    Kim makes sure a camera is always present when she puts something in her mouth.

  18. Floyd Mayweather Jr Holding Wad Of Cash Hanging Out Car Window Pre BET Awards Party
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    A second later, a guy speeds by on a bike, grabs the money and yells, “Thanks, stupid!”

  19. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    Wouldn’t it be easier to buy Canesten?

  20. Amber Rose Huge Butt No Panties See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
    jimbo
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    “gaping”

    your move baldwin

  21. Michael Shannon Messy Hair Workout Clothes
    cc
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    He looks like a character from Giles.

  22. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
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    “My god! It’s full of stars!”

  23. David Copperfield The Magic Of David Copperfield Signature Slot Machine Launch MGM Hotel & Casino
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    “Watch your money… vanish!”

  24. Seal Getting Change From Valet
    SpareClownParts
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    I think Seal and Ray Liotta have the same dad

  25. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
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    Sure it isn’t a commercial about STDs?

  26. Joe Jonas Gay Entourage Louis Vuitton Show Fashion Week Milan
    cc
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    The Twink, the Bad, and the PhD.

  27. Quentin Tarantino Mystery Woman
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    That’s the look of a man who has Uma’d and now just needs to Oprah.

  28. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Butt Tight Dress Posing With Short Fan
    cc
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    Hi Paz, I’m a huge fan, I stopped washing my hair because of you.

  29. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Red Jeans
    cc
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    Paps still up to take pics of her? Really?

  30. Seal Getting Change From Valet
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    “I loved you as Nick Fury. Here’s a twenty spot. It’s the black Benz E Class with the license plate ‘SGRTITS’”

  31. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
    Donald Sterling
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    Moments before a stiff breeze took her away from us forever.

  32. Joanna Krupa Nipples Cleavage Polands Next Top Model Warsaw
    Short Round
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    I know, I know but believe me. If you apply yourself and work hard you can also achieve anything. But just as a Plan B get fake tits, blow whoever is in charge and marry a rich guy.

  33. Floyd Mayweather Jr Holding Wad Of Cash Hanging Out Car Window Pre BET Awards Party
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    “Ah! It’s still warm from the printer!”

  34. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
    Dbag
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    It’s like holding a newborn for the first time, isn’t it Derek?

  35. Maitland Ward Nipples Butt See Through Dress Saturn Awards
    cc
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    That’s quite a wedgie, even by thong standards.

  36. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Guy Next To Him
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    “Leo. Leo Dicappuccino . Huh-Huh Huh!”
    “Yeah, I never heard that one before, dick.”

  37. Naya Rivera Butt Tight Jeans Backless Shirt
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    Her left leg is totally fake, right?

  38. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Butt Tight Dress Posing With Short Fan
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    Worst
    Before/After Photo
    Ever

  39. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
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    “Milk, milk, lemonade. Flip her over, fudge is made!”

  40. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
    YadaYada
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    Can’t deny the legs.

  41. Naya Rivera Butt Tight Jeans Backless Shirt
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    I think I can see her kidneys from here.

  42. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    “Under the C,
    The floor is under my C,
    Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter,
    Take it from me!”

  43. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
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    ♪♫ The herpes, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The herpes is blowing in the wiiind. ♫♪

  44. Tiger Woods Jason Day Raising Arms Quicken Loans National Opening Round
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    “Send five more girls, please.”

  45. Seal Getting Change From Valet
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    “Fine. I’ll sing ‘touched by a rose’ ONCE.”

  46. Shelly Sterling Donald Sterlings Wife Craigs Restaurant
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    “Ugh…I can’t believe I’m having so much trouble getting into this ni#$%r car!”

  47. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Guy Next To Him
    Short Round
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    I don’t know how Jonah Hill is hiding behind that guy but he is good.

  48. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
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    Haha, this is funny because she’s fat but she’s eating like there’s no tomorrow.

  49. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Is she auditioning for “The View”?

  50. Karrueche Tran Bra Midriff Miniskirt Out With Random Dude
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    Ok, so which one is Chris Brown’s girlfriend?

    • Nut bra

      The one on the right. He looks unhappy because he knows that Chrissy is gonna see this picture of him with another bitch and get soooooo mad……

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