The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.27.14

June 27th, 2014 // 436 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your last chance for the week to speculate on the quality of this woman’s feet. “Toes like baby shrimp, pfthftfthfthfthfth,” Quentin Tarantino would later hiss at homocide detectives from a holding cell. Or maybe you’d like to take a swing at the most clever rape joke for David Copperfield‘s new slot machines — One-armed bandits too on the nose? Yeah, I’ll just leave it up to you guys.

And don’t worry, slow people like me, I put the butts in for us,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
    kravdan
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    Closer, I need some of your life force…

  2. Maitland Ward Nipples Butt See Through Dress Saturn Awards
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    Cosplay or GTFO

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Guy Next To Him
    yourmom
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    Remember when you were Gilbert Grape, and you were all… Der her duh…? That was awesome.

  4. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
    Donald Sterling
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    Wow, that was AFTER a nose job? The Joel is strong in this one.

  5. Maitland Ward Nipples Butt See Through Dress Saturn Awards
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    BritBrit tits. They work like a gecko’s eyes.

  6. Seal Getting Change From Valet
    kravdan
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    Here you go, thanks for carrying my daughter..er..wife’s bags.

  7. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
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    Are we back to 2007?

  8. Shelly Sterling Donald Sterlings Wife Craigs Restaurant
    cc
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    Geez, her friend Chuckles must be a treat to spend time with.

  9. Shelly Sterling Donald Sterlings Wife Craigs Restaurant
    Donald Sterling
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    Karl Malden smells paparazzi.

  10. Shaquille ONeal Towering Over Fan
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    Finally, Sauron and Bilbo meet to settle this once and for all…

  11. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    kevin kenish from connecticut
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    Is that a jizz funnel

  12. Shelly Sterling Donald Sterlings Wife Craigs Restaurant
    kravdan
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    Uh oh, he’s got Alec Baldwin face…

  13. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
    it had to be said
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    Auditioning? I thought she was too big a star for that.

  14. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
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    Crop dusting herpes is her favorite pastime…

  15. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
    yourmom
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    Music video? They’re still letting her do that??

  16. Floyd Mayweather Jr Holding Wad Of Cash Hanging Out Car Window Pre BET Awards Party
    kravdan
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    In 20 years he’ll be broke and doing a cameo in the Hangover reboot…

  17. Floyd Mayweather Jr Holding Wad Of Cash Hanging Out Car Window Pre BET Awards Party
    Donald Sterling
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    Giving a pimp diamonds doesn’t make him a classier pimp.

  18. Floyd Mayweather Jr Holding Wad Of Cash Hanging Out Car Window Pre BET Awards Party
    Short Round
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    In future news: Floyd Mayweather Jr. declared bankruptcy today. Was quoted saying: I don’t know where all that money went after I threw it out the window.

  19. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    yourmom
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    That pussy is half full.

  20. Michael Shannon Messy Hair Workout Clothes
    OldDirtyPants
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    So underneath that huge armor as Zod he is just a 14yo skinny kid????

    WTFMINDBLOWN

  21. Floyd Mayweather Jr Holding Wad Of Cash Hanging Out Car Window Pre BET Awards Party
    cc
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    Hi, some people call me Floyd, but I prefer to be called ‘Stereotype’

  22. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Guy Next To Him
    kravdan
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    Leo, check out my Jonah imitation.

  23. Naya Rivera Butt Tight Jeans Backless Shirt
    Donald Sterling
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    How much?

  24. Karrueche Tran Bra Midriff Miniskirt Out With Random Dude
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    It must be refreshing for her not to have to suit up like an NFL player to go out on a date…

  25. Christopher Lloyd Reading Starting Lineup Dodgers Game
    Donald Sterling
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    …and for that reason, the Reverend Jim hereby commands all his loyal followers to partake of the red Kool-Aid.

  26. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Old Wrinkly Face Rick Salomon
    kravdan
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    Miley…this is your future.

  27. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
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    I totally would.

  28. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Old Wrinkly Face Rick Salomon
    Donald Sterling
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    Sir, you’re wanted back on the Miami Vice set.

  29. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Guy Next To Him
    cc
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    ‘Ya, Leo, I know right? You get SICK of waking up beside Victoria’s Secret Angels. Heh.’

  30. David Copperfield The Magic Of David Copperfield Signature Slot Machine Launch MGM Hotel & Casino
    kravdan
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    Narcissistic? Of course we’re not.

  31. David Copperfield The Magic Of David Copperfield Signature Slot Machine Launch MGM Hotel & Casino
    Donald Sterling
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    Watch my dignity DISAPPEAR!!

  32. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Pretty sure the drink would fit in that belly button.

  33. Shaquille ONeal Towering Over Fan
    Donald Sterling
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    Frodo and Blacks are off to solve their first case!

  34. Karrueche Tran Bra Midriff Miniskirt Out With Random Dude
    Dormant Canadian
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    It’s a good thing the doctors have a clear image of her face for the reconstructive surgery.

  35. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    jimbo
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    better pictures of her on egotastic today

  36. Seal Getting Change From Valet
    wrynoceros
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    I’ll have your car round in 2 minutes Mr. Allen

  37. Joe Jonas Gay Entourage Louis Vuitton Show Fashion Week Milan
    Cpl. Boiler
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    Holy shit…. did someone hire Brett Ratner to reboot Buckaroo Banzai?

  38. Quentin Tarantino Mystery Woman
    Donald Sterling
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    Yeah, Uma, you SHOULD be ashamed!

  39. Christopher Lloyd Reading Starting Lineup Dodgers Game
    cc
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    ‘Marty, go back in time and convince your wife to pose nude…oh, sorry, these are my notes from a bar knapkin. *ahem* Starting pitcher…’

  40. Quentin Tarantino Mystery Woman
    Jimmmy
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    The look of a woman who just received the best toe she’s ever had.

  41. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Donald Sterling
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    Overflow tank.

  42. Shaquille ONeal Towering Over Fan
    kravdan
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    I’ve seen it all now, a peen personal assistant…

  43. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
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    Derek does have a way with the ladies.

  44. Joanna Krupa Nipples Cleavage Polands Next Top Model Warsaw
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    Hot as fuck, would all day.

  45. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
    Ronaldo
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    at least she is wearing panties

  46. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
    cc
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    Part of post-partum depression…flashbacks.

  47. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
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    “Oh, mercy! That cut looks pretty deep.”
    “Uh…that’s a vagina.”
    “Really? Mine looks totally different.”

  48. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    Taste the rainbow

  49. David Copperfield The Magic Of David Copperfield Signature Slot Machine Launch MGM Hotel & Casino
    wrynoceros
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    the illusion of winning…

  50. Shaquille ONeal Towering Over Fan
    cc
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    He flagged a cab down by picking that kid up and hurling him in the street.

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