The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.27.14

June 27th, 2014 // 436 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your last chance for the week to speculate on the quality of this woman’s feet. “Toes like baby shrimp, pfthftfthfthfthfth,” Quentin Tarantino would later hiss at homocide detectives from a holding cell. Or maybe you’d like to take a swing at the most clever rape joke for David Copperfield‘s new slot machines — One-armed bandits too on the nose? Yeah, I’ll just leave it up to you guys.

And don’t worry, slow people like me, I put the butts in for us,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    hamtime
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    It sees you and it smells your fear.

  2. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
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    Just as long as she’s not singing on it.

  3. Michael Shannon Messy Hair Workout Clothes
    Jack
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    Where did you train? ON A FARM?!

    • Michael

      One of the better lines that disappointment of a film. The sequel’s gonna have Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. Great, I wonder how they’re gonna rewrite that character? It’s gonna be incredibly douchey.

  4. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
    hamtime
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    I don’t ever recall doing that with my sister …. but I guess things were different in my house.

  5. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
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    Does this mean Kellogs is changing Product 19 to Product 69?

  6. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
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    I see lip.

  7. Tiger Woods Jason Day Raising Arms Quicken Loans National Opening Round
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    Tiger, if you think you’re getting a cab, think again.

  8. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
    hamtime
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    Hey, has anyone seen the microphone?

  9. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Short Round
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    Dis how old pretentious cunt who can’t accept she’s 60 does.

  10. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
    cc
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    ‘Wow, what’s THAT?!’

  11. Shaquille ONeal Towering Over Fan
    hamtime
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    …. hey! I think I found the microphone!

  12. Seal Getting Change From Valet
    dick thunder brain doctor
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    Wonder how much Woody Allen is paying Seal for the kid behind that curtain.

  13. Tiger Woods Jason Day Raising Arms Quicken Loans National Opening Round
    joe
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    “Who wants a hooker?”

  14. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
    hamtime
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    Dear God! Where does that microphone keep getting to?

  15. Joanna Krupa Nipples Cleavage Polands Next Top Model Warsaw
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    Dis how chicken raise da roof?

  16. Nikki Bella Nipples Crop Top John Cena
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    That’s strange. It wasn’t cold in New York yesterday.

  17. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
    cc
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    Oh Katie, don’t you know that in the current environment you have to blow that thing like their is no tomorrow.

  18. Christopher Lloyd Reading Starting Lineup Dodgers Game
    joe
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    “Dear Dr. Brown

    On the night that I go back in time at 1:30 AM, you will be shot by terrorists.

    PLEASE take whatever precautions are necessary to prevent this terrible disaster.

    Your friend

    Marty.”

  19. Christopher Lloyd Reading Starting Lineup Dodgers Game
    Meshuggah Tits
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    “MARRRRTTTY!”

  20. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
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    Just add milk.

  21. Tiger Woods Jason Day Raising Arms Quicken Loans National Opening Round
    cc
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    ‘Who is afraid of Hope Solo?’

  22. Shaquille ONeal Towering Over Fan
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    That is one big dude.

  23. Tiger Woods Jason Day Raising Arms Quicken Loans National Opening Round
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    So which one of them do you think will get the taxi?

  24. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
    cc
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    Hmmm, very slender body, substantial rack….

  25. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
    anonym
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    Bitch has been divorced 4 times already.

    But still looks great for 60

  26. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Butt Tight Dress Posing With Short Fan
    joe
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    Poor bastard. Now he’s a short, balding, overweight guy with herpes.

  27. Derek Hough Staring Into Dancers Crotch Kellogs Promotion
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    “Strange. By now there’d be the gentle slap of a penis against my face. What are you strange creature?”

  28. Seal Getting Change From Valet
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    Open air drug deals are a disaster waiting to happen.

  29. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
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    I’d take her to the Candy Shop AND let her lick the lollipop

  30. Katy Perry Butt Upskirt
    Short Round
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    Always sad seeing people with so much talent not reach their full potential. She could have been so great in porn.

  31. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Guy Next To Him
    Dick Thunder
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    “Jonah!! Come quickly.. I have a walker approaching me! “

  32. Seal Getting Change From Valet
    cc
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    Holy shit, Seal is driving Woody Allen’s limo now?

  33. Christopher Lloyd Reading Starting Lineup Dodgers Game
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    Okey doke.

  34. Joanna Krupa Nipples Cleavage Polands Next Top Model Warsaw
    joe
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    Da na na na na na na

    Da na na na na na na

    clap clap clap clap

  35. David Copperfield The Magic Of David Copperfield Signature Slot Machine Launch MGM Hotel & Casino
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    The Magic is he’s still alive.

  36. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Guy Next To Him
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The only way that guy will commit suicide is if Leo bangs his boyfriend.

  37. Tiger Woods Jason Day Raising Arms Quicken Loans National Opening Round
    Short Round
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    Is synchronized golf a thing now?

  38. Quentin Tarantino Mystery Woman
    Name (Invisible)
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    Is he really wearing a tshirt for one of his movies?

    What a clown…

  39. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
    Dick Thunder
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    I hope that is Kanyes “cone”

  40. Kim Kardashian Shoving Food Into Mouth
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    Looks like she’s moved past piss on the face to just straight up eating dook.

  41. Joe Jonas Gay Entourage Louis Vuitton Show Fashion Week Milan
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    This will certainly quash those pesky gay rumors.

  42. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Somebody found the blur setting in Photoshop I see…

  43. Joe Jonas Gay Entourage Louis Vuitton Show Fashion Week Milan
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    You’re in a picture with Zorro, Gangnam Style guy in a fruit t-shirt, and Bruce Willis, but you’re still the queerest part of the pic.

  44. Christie Brinkley Hugging Daughter Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Carlyle Hotel Performance
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    Based on the tits the performance must have been exceptional.

  45. Paris Hilton Panty Flash Upskirt Music Video Set
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    Remember back when we thought she was vapid and annoying….

    Now I sorta miss her compared to today’s crop of fake celebs.

  46. Nikki Bella Nipples Crop Top John Cena
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    mmmm.. love me them bella twins.

    And her sister is hot too

  47. Keira Knightley Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
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    She should stick to Pirate movies…because she has a Sunken Chest. badumpching! I’ll be here all week!

  48. Tiger Woods Jason Day Raising Arms Quicken Loans National Opening Round
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    Now wave you hands in air…

  49. Madonna Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    How many newborns have witnessed this before they were exsanguinated?
    Too many, my friends. Too many.

  50. Amber Rose Huge Butt No Panties See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Ironic

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