The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.26.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which has the highlights from the Magic Mike XXL premiere, most notably Samantha Hoopes, whose boob window dress owned that shit. Then there’s the singular Rumer Willis pic that will erase all of that good DWTS-butt-will she accrued over the past year, and finally Usher either having just heard about today’s historic Supreme Court ruling or this is the greatest homoerotic forced perspective accident TCWM has ever seen. *puts badge and gun on Fish’s desk* Not sure what the job has left for me anymore, Sarge. Might be time for this old boobhound to hang it up.

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