The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.24.11

June 24th, 2011 // 616 Comments

Not Pictured: The Rock’s fanny pack.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed bringing our week to a close with Paz de la Huerta demonstrating the importance of self-exams, Joe Jonas regretting eating those mushrooms, “Jesus gave the dicks eyes to punish me!” and three times the Avril Lavigne in a bikini, Miss USA and Kim Kardashian‘s underwear.

Give Trace Cyrus a blonde wig and Bret Michaels would do him,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joe Jonas
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    He lied when he told the puppet he was gonna poke him with his mallet.

  2. Tiffani Thiessen
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    awwww, poor thing.

  3. Ashley Olsen
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    EEk! The Descent monster got out again!

  4. Stephen Baldwin Alia Baldwin Hailey Baldwin
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll trade ya a fast car ride away from Daddy in exchange for those purple pumps.
    I sense you might like to be somewhere else.

  5. Joe Jonas
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That may be the funniest thing ever.

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    See there’s nothing funny about laughing your ass off. Nothing funny at all.

  7. Frank Burns

    Wow, he’s almost as ripped as I am. Rock is the one at the very back, right?

  8. Avril Lavigne Bikini
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope that’s not a Willis sister in the cowboy hat!

  9. Miss USA Alyssa Campanella
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one tight & overprocessed package.

  10. Kevin James Zookeeper
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s turn that frown upsi… Oh God. My back!

  11. Avril Lavigne Bikini
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    They look like pictures taken back in the 70′s.Very blurry.

  12. Stephen Baldwin Alia Baldwin Hailey Baldwin
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ohmygod, DAD, could you please stop staring at her boobs? You’re embarrassing me!”

  13. Fergie amfAR Gala
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look real close, you can see the outline of “her” penis harness.

  14. The Rock Disneyland
    Commented on this photo:

    The splash is actually excess steroid juice

  15. Miss USA Alyssa Campanella
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m usually not big on red hair but I like it. The face is not that great though.

  16. Stephen Baldwin Alia Baldwin Hailey Baldwin
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s awkward, and then there’s “Baldwin’s child” awkward. Still a grade above “Gary Busey’s child” awkward, though.

  17. Rosario Dawson
    The Critical Crassness
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    For once having tits as big as your mouth means you are really built!

  18. Ashley Olsen
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the swamp this morning!

  19. Ashley Olsen
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s on her way to return the movie from The Ring.

  20. Diane Kruger See Through Shirt amfAR Gala
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Where did she find a bright red bed sheet to wear as a dress?

  21. Cee Lo Green
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice rack.

    No, wait.

  22. Rebecca Gayheart
    Your Gynecologist
    Commented on this photo:

    Not Pictured: Latino boy lodged in wheel well.

  23. David Arquette
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Feeling his tit and holding his tummy….David Arquette must be pregnant with Courtney’s child.

  24. Jennifer Aniston
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Aw, man. I can’t see her granny panties.

  25. Diane Kruger See Through Shirt amfAR Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks greasy, dead-eyed, and filled with regret…like we just went on a date.

  26. Joe Jonas
    Patrick
    Commented on this photo:

    “I used to bang Taylor Swift, and now I’m reduced to muppets. Somebody kill me, kill me now.”

  27. Rebecca Gayheart
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Aren’t those Maria Shriver’s shades?

  28. Dan

    I *love* the guy in the last seat. His expression compared to the Rock’s is great.

  29. Miss USA Alyssa Campanella
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    Geez ! I wish a hot square had been included in her prize package.

    • TomFrank

      No, but the term “hot square” might be in her future: “I’ll take Alyssa Campanella to block.”

  30. David Arquette
    Commented on this photo:

    Look out!! He’s got a….ah, who are we kidding, David Arquette has nothing.

  31. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    Opsidolala
    Commented on this photo:

    Did they let him out of the cave or did he escape?

  32. Avril Lavigne Bikini
    Patrick
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, look, I have boobs. They’re right there! In front of your face!”

  33. Stephen Baldwin Alia Baldwin Hailey Baldwin
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Hotter than Alec’s little piggie . . .

  34. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    Praise God she’s got on underwear!

  35. Avril Lavigne Bikini
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    Awe, man – the reboot of the Pam and Tommy sex tape is gonna suck. And not in a good way.

  36. Avril Lavigne Bikini
    Patrick
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dammit, why doesn’t anyone believe that I have boobs!? They’re right here!!!”

  37. Miss USA Alyssa Campanella
    Opsidolala
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! They got it right, this year.

  38. Rick Schroder
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Just like your puppy, he used to be cute as a child….now……lame!

    • chainsawbuzzkill

      My puppy was cute when it was a child… and then CPS took it away for “negligence” or some shit. Said “children can’t eat dogfood.” Like hell they can’t. That shit cost $2 a can. Besides, he liked being tied out in the yard.

  39. Joe Jonas
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he just rogered that thing prison style.

  40. Cee Lo Green
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    How is this even famous? I didn’t even know who in the hell this thing was until a few days ago with those Seaworld photos.

  41. Rick Schroder
    Commented on this photo:

    What are the odds of a paparazzi snapping a candid of Rickie Schroder in the D.C. airport…we should have these guys manning the borders. We’d still be up to our asses in illegals, but we’d have great shots of all their boobs.

    • g-moonie

      No shit! If the Paps would’ve been put to the task of photoging Osama, he would have been fish food YEARS ago!

  42. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if there’s anything that she wouldn’t do for attention or publicity.

  43. Hilary Duff
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s trying to look like a hooker working the warehouse district, then win!

  44. Avril Lavigne Bikini
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Russian satellites suck.

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet she’s a morbidly obese person trapped in a skinny model’s body, poor thing.

  46. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for the closeup. Couldn’t have gone on without seeing that.

  47. Miss USA Alyssa Campanella
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Relax ladies. She’s pretty smoking. Especially for a pageant winner.

  48. Tiffani Thiessen
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Paybacks are bitch, especially when the chick rocks your shirt, so much better than you do hers. Suck that Bieber!

  49. Acrylique

    Sorry assed attention whore…

  50. Paz de la Huerta
    Drundel
    Commented on this photo:

    One of the cruel mystery’s of the universe, why give nice real tits to a face like that?

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