Not Pictured: The Rock’s fanny pack.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed bringing our week to a close with Paz de la Huerta demonstrating the importance of self-exams, Joe Jonas regretting eating those mushrooms, “Jesus gave the dicks eyes to punish me!” and three times the Avril Lavigne in a bikini, Miss USA and Kim Kardashian‘s underwear.
Give Trace Cyrus a blonde wig and Bret Michaels would do him,
- The Superficial
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If I had seen him at the airport I’m not for certain I woulda known this was him.
Trace is adopted, so that rules out genetics…leaving only shitty parenting to explain this.
The Cyrus family adopted Marilyn Manson’s illegitimate son? I had no idea.
was this shot from orbit? Buy a better camera you paparazzi douche.
That’s a really shitty shot!
seriously…get a better camera.
Somewhere, there is a family morning their dead poodle.
Mourning ??
I’d say this chick needs to eat a sandwich, but she seems to be making it work for her.
by “it” I mean “starvation”
In her defense, she IS on the hunt for food…she said she wants to have one of those “World Famous Big Apples”
she could get all of you dick plus both your balls in her mouth with little trouble.
probably both of ours…
Argh, no crossing of swords please.
If I didn’t know better I’d say it was Geri Halliwell, since she’s only ever photographed on a yacht.
This is definitely her best side. Lovin the shoes!
is that lace, or mold?
+1!
It’s the tip of the spear.
chowder
“Now who wants to see me put my whole fist in my mouth? Anyone?”
And the forecast is too hot for clothes with a chance of showers.
She’s not that bad but she’s got points taken off for the shitty shirt.
It’s her retort to Bieber’s SBTB shirt last weekend.
gross.
This would be a great shot if anyone actually wanted to see her underwear.
That’s one hell of a gnarly face for someone supposedly the purdiest of all the U.S of A.
Butter face!
Another pretty woman! Is it my birthday?
I’d like to see the schematics for how those undies work, considering the immense strain they must have in the back.
There isn’t a back..it’s just a front panel held in place with Super Glue!
Looks to me like the druid sitting behind him is robbing him at knife point…
This is how she draws attention to her rock.
You nailed it taylor.
Ran out in a slip? OK? Fine. But put some fucking makeup on hag… DAMN!
I wouldn’t call her a hag.
I bet she is absolutely crazy (in a good way) in bed.
I also venture to guess she is above the crazy/hot ratio line… so you would not want to tell her your last name. Or any other identifying information.
Cannot deny she probably is a very dangerous but enjoyable fuck…
Hank Hill looks less than thrilled.
He thought there would be more propane.
Does that jaw unhinge or what?
I bet those man boobs give out YooHoo if you sqeeze em.
i wonder when that unfunny old lady Chelsea Handler will start calling anniston a ‘cunt’ for being a home wrecker. wait for it…
Looks like they’ve got their work cut out for them there.
Do the paparazi have retinal scanners or something? I sure as fuck would have thought he was MAYBE one of those hobbits from LOTR but I never would have figured he was Ricky Schroder.
He’s sad because he’s the only one there.
Everyone knew she was kinda fucked up over breaking up with Zach, but nobody thought she’d bring Bieber to the 20 year reunion. On her shirt.
Believe it or not, the Bieber printed on her shirt is life-size.
hahahahaha
Damn! I forgot to take my Valtrex!
He looks like he got in a fight with a peacock. Or Courtney Cox.
True story. Paul the octopus picked that outfit.
See me rollin down the street wearing sandals and socks, because Fuck you, and fuck self esteem too…
“Sir, you’re going to have to check your silver spoons. Those can’t go with you on the plane.”
Being the GOOD Cyrus must be hard for him…
I smell death on you.
Fuck she’s so classy….
Slow she’s creating her own fasion statement, and it’s called “Duf-FUCK?”
Thanks for shielding us from those giant light bulb scary eyeballs!
Out for a jaunty stroll, or you could say “on a lart”. Ah Ah Ah!
I got nothin’.
Ahh, no offense Stinky but on this one….you are “Less than Zero”.
Thanks pot…you really stuck it to the kettle on that one!
I always figured her underpants would be made of yards of burlap…
It might be Hilary. It might be PhotoBoy having a good laugh on us all.
Many states have laws prohibiting the mentally handicapped from getting a tattoo without parental permission. Sadly, those same people are allowed to get any haircut they want.
What if the parents are retarded too?
Then you get this.
I bet those girls are so tired of hearing about who’s going to hell and his testimony about being saved that they probably want to strangle his ass.
I’ve been to parties like that where all you want to do is hide behind the curtains.
aint nothin hot bout this chick.
60 plus years in a bunker and you still are an absolute fool, Schicklegruber!
damn Hitler, you don’t like anyone.
That’s because he keeps getting arrested for stuff celebrities get away with scot-free.
She’s so fine, I’d suck her daddy’s dick. Is that fine enough for yo’ ass?
What about her smoldering ashes after tossing her in the incinerator Adolf…that’s not hot?
What’s a Friday without moobs?
the end of the week?
Whats a TCWM without a midget?
Who gives a fuck when tomorrow is sat-all-day-on-my-ass-and-turd-day.
‘You guys made sure the Kardashian chair has the reinforced Kevlar seat and the titanium hinges, right?’
translation: “I Thought It Was A Gloryhole!”