The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.24.11

June 24th, 2011 // 616 Comments

Not Pictured: The Rock’s fanny pack.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed bringing our week to a close with Paz de la Huerta demonstrating the importance of self-exams, Joe Jonas regretting eating those mushrooms, “Jesus gave the dicks eyes to punish me!” and three times the Avril Lavigne in a bikini, Miss USA and Kim Kardashian‘s underwear.

Give Trace Cyrus a blonde wig and Bret Michaels would do him,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rick Schroder
    Cinderella
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    If I had seen him at the airport I’m not for certain I woulda known this was him.

  2. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
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    Trace is adopted, so that rules out genetics…leaving only shitty parenting to explain this.

  3. Avril Lavigne Bikini
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    was this shot from orbit? Buy a better camera you paparazzi douche.

  4. Avril Lavigne Bikini
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    seriously…get a better camera.

  5. Fergie amfAR Gala
    Jenny with a Y
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    Somewhere, there is a family morning their dead poodle.

  6. Miss USA Alyssa Campanella
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    I’d say this chick needs to eat a sandwich, but she seems to be making it work for her.

  7. Rosario Dawson
    Richard McBeef
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    she could get all of you dick plus both your balls in her mouth with little trouble.

  8. Avril Lavigne Bikini
    Drew
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    If I didn’t know better I’d say it was Geri Halliwell, since she’s only ever photographed on a yacht.

  9. Hilary Duff
    Cinderella
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    This is definitely her best side. Lovin the shoes!

  10. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    is that lace, or mold?

  11. Rosario Dawson
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now who wants to see me put my whole fist in my mouth? Anyone?”

  12. Paz de la Huerta
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    And the forecast is too hot for clothes with a chance of showers.

  13. Tiffani Thiessen
    Cinderella
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    She’s not that bad but she’s got points taken off for the shitty shirt.

  14. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    boing
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    gross.

  15. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
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    This would be a great shot if anyone actually wanted to see her underwear.

  16. Miss USA Alyssa Campanella
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    That’s one hell of a gnarly face for someone supposedly the purdiest of all the U.S of A.

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    Another pretty woman! Is it my birthday?

  18. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    Richard McBeef
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    I’d like to see the schematics for how those undies work, considering the immense strain they must have in the back.

  19. The Rock Disneyland
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    Looks to me like the druid sitting behind him is robbing him at knife point…

  20. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how she draws attention to her rock.

  21. Paz de la Huerta
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    Ran out in a slip? OK? Fine. But put some fucking makeup on hag… DAMN!

    • Dan

      I wouldn’t call her a hag.

      I bet she is absolutely crazy (in a good way) in bed.

      I also venture to guess she is above the crazy/hot ratio line… so you would not want to tell her your last name. Or any other identifying information.

    • Cannot deny she probably is a very dangerous but enjoyable fuck…

  22. The Rock Disneyland
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    Hank Hill looks less than thrilled.

  23. Rosario Dawson
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    Does that jaw unhinge or what?

  24. Cee Lo Green
    Cinderella
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    I bet those man boobs give out YooHoo if you sqeeze em.

  25. Jennifer Aniston
    Any Guy
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    i wonder when that unfunny old lady Chelsea Handler will start calling anniston a ‘cunt’ for being a home wrecker. wait for it…

  26. Heidi Klum
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    Looks like they’ve got their work cut out for them there.

  27. Rick Schroder
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    Do the paparazi have retinal scanners or something? I sure as fuck would have thought he was MAYBE one of those hobbits from LOTR but I never would have figured he was Ricky Schroder.

  28. Kevin James Zookeeper
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    He’s sad because he’s the only one there.

  29. Tiffani Thiessen
    Jillian Junk
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    Everyone knew she was kinda fucked up over breaking up with Zach, but nobody thought she’d bring Bieber to the 20 year reunion. On her shirt.

  30. Joe Jonas
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    hahahahaha

  31. Jennifer Aniston
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! I forgot to take my Valtrex!

  32. David Arquette
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    He looks like he got in a fight with a peacock. Or Courtney Cox.

  33. Heidi Klum
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    True story. Paul the octopus picked that outfit.

  34. Cee Lo Green
    Jillian Junk
    Commented on this photo:

    See me rollin down the street wearing sandals and socks, because Fuck you, and fuck self esteem too…

  35. Rick Schroder
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    “Sir, you’re going to have to check your silver spoons. Those can’t go with you on the plane.”

  36. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
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    Being the GOOD Cyrus must be hard for him…

  37. Ashley Olsen
    Senor Trout
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    I smell death on you.

  38. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
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    Fuck she’s so classy….

  39. Hilary Duff
    Commented on this photo:

    Slow she’s creating her own fasion statement, and it’s called “Duf-FUCK?”

  40. Rebecca Gayheart
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for shielding us from those giant light bulb scary eyeballs!

  41. Ali Larter
    Commented on this photo:

    Out for a jaunty stroll, or you could say “on a lart”. Ah Ah Ah!
    I got nothin’.

  42. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    I always figured her underpants would be made of yards of burlap…

  43. Hilary Duff
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It might be Hilary. It might be PhotoBoy having a good laugh on us all.

  44. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Many states have laws prohibiting the mentally handicapped from getting a tattoo without parental permission. Sadly, those same people are allowed to get any haircut they want.

  45. Stephen Baldwin Alia Baldwin Hailey Baldwin
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet those girls are so tired of hearing about who’s going to hell and his testimony about being saved that they probably want to strangle his ass.

  46. Diane Kruger See Through Shirt amfAR Gala
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’ve been to parties like that where all you want to do is hide behind the curtains.

  47. Eva Mendes
    adolf hitler
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    aint nothin hot bout this chick.

  48. Cee Lo Green
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s a Friday without moobs?

  49. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    Senor Trout
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    ‘You guys made sure the Kardashian chair has the reinforced Kevlar seat and the titanium hinges, right?’

  50. Joe Jonas
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    translation: “I Thought It Was A Gloryhole!”

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