superficial

  1. Cinderella

    I’m usually not big on red hair but I like it. The face is not that great though.

  2. Opsidolala

    Damn! They got it right, this year.

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Wonder if she wants “Swirled Peas” like all the other lame brained beauty queens?

    • JPC

      Apparently, out of the 51 contestants, only her and one other girl believe in evolution. So, while she still might actually be stupid, at least she’s not “beauty queen stupid”.

      • cc

        JPC, please tell me your kidding about there only being 2 that believe in evolution.
        If not, please tell me the other one was Miss Alabama (she was my pick).

  4. TomFrank

    I thought she was in a wheelchair. And Black.

  5. MrsWrong

    Nice lesbian vest, ginge

  6. tlmck

    She is smiling so she has not slept with the Donald yet. I think it’s on page ten of the contract.

  7. g-moonie

    “Miss Campanella, can you rock the Donald Combover?”
    “Yes”
    “Winner!”

  8. Siloporcen7

    Why do her eyes look like she’s been emotionally abused all night?

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