The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.24.11

June 24th, 2011 // 616 Comments

Not Pictured: The Rock’s fanny pack.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed bringing our week to a close with Paz de la Huerta demonstrating the importance of self-exams, Joe Jonas regretting eating those mushrooms, “Jesus gave the dicks eyes to punish me!” and three times the Avril Lavigne in a bikini, Miss USA and Kim Kardashian‘s underwear.

Give Trace Cyrus a blonde wig and Bret Michaels would do him,

- The Superficial

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  1. The Rock Disneyland
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    Why did he take a cardboard cutout of a dork on the Splash Mountain ride?

  2. Fergie amfAR Gala
    Richard McBeef
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    unconvincing tuck

  3. Paz de la Huerta
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    She’s got that winning persona of skanky combined with the sure knowledge that yes, you could get her.

  4. The Rock Disneyland
    Gump
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    2 dimensional Tom Hanks looks scared shitless.

  5. Stephen Baldwin Alia Baldwin Hailey Baldwin
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    Yeah, that’s right. You keep smiling at that old man over there… God wants daddy to buy a new Ferrari…

  6. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    marcus
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    It’s Gullum.

  7. Heidi Klum
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    If you take away her neck and skeleton she’s kinda hot…wait, no…that would just be a horrific crime scene.

  8. Tiffani Thiessen
    Richard McBeef
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    childhood just died.

  9. The Rock Disneyland
    Cinderella
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    The Rock’s having one hell of a time but the nerd in the back may as well be sitting behind his desk in his cubicle.

  10. Joe Jonas
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    I don’t know what to say… That muppet looked so real.. so lifelike…. I’ll pay for the dry cleaning

  11. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    Noel
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    wow…the class gene runs long and deep is this family.

  12. Kevin James Zookeeper
    ForeverJung
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    I would also be making that face if I starred in The Zookeeper.

  13. LaRue

    That is the best picture ever taken.

    • Cock Dr

      Actually, picture #19 is the best picture ever taken.
      If distributed correctly, picture #19 could probably bring about world peace. It’s hard to wage war while laughing hysterically.

  14. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    Richard McBeef
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    Billy Ray has got bigger troubles than dirty cell phone pics and smoking salvia.

    • Lemmiwinks

      He actually makes Miley look good by comparison. At least we know Billy Ray is having sex with the right kid. Oh, he fucks all of them? Never mind.

  15. Joe Jonas
    D
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    OMG! Joe Jonas has the ugliest erection I’ve ever seen!

  16. Paz de la Huerta
    Cinderella
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    If you’re not an a or maybe b cup you really should think about putting on a bra.

  17. The Rock Disneyland
    A. Theist
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    Only The Rock could make a weak ride like that look totally badass

  18. Tiffani Thiessen
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    She’s old enough to be Bieber’s mom.

  19. Fergie amfAR Gala
    Cinderella
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    How many Black Bears had to be sacrificed for that horrible outfit? She looks awful!

  20. Hilary Duff
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    stick to the ass shots, her face has been busted since she got those retarded giant veneers

  21. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    Don King
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    Him in a ring with Weston Cage on Pay-per-view. Not for a knock out, but just to see who cries first.

  22. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Hair. Famous sister. Fancy watch. This fella’s got it made.

  23. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Mandi
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    Maybe her feet should be bigger.

  24. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    Jon Hex
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    The fuck am I looking at?

  25. Heidi Klum
    Cinderella
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    I wonder if she wears those copper rings around her neck to bed. It’s looking like a straight up giraffe!

  26. Paz de la Huerta
    It had to be said
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    I dunno. No make up. No bra. Wearing a slip instead of a dress. Maybe it’s just a bag lady.

  27. Kevin James Zookeeper
    Cinderella
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    That pretty well sums up the whole situation.

  28. Joe Jonas
    Mandi
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    This is the best picture ever taken.

  29. Fergie amfAR Gala
    It had to be said
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    Inspired by the uniform created for the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz, I give you . . . Fergie!

  30. Kim Kardashian Panty Flash Upskirt
    Jon Hex
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    IT’S A TRAP!!

  31. Rosario Dawson
    Cinderella
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    She’s really cute!

  32. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    Mandi
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    The most offensive part of this whole picture is his bangs.

  33. Diane Kruger See Through Shirt amfAR Gala
    It had to be said
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    I think I saw Bieber wear that same dress. Same rack too.

  34. David Arquette
    It had to be said
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    Is he trying out for the Thomas the Tank Engine narrator gig? Nice jacket, Casey Jones.

  35. Miley Cyrus Brother Trace Cyrus
    Colin
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    There’s no way Jesse James hasn’t fucked this.

  36. Eva Mendes
    It had to be said
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    Mmmmmmm. Eve Mendes . . .

  37. Diane Kruger See Through Shirt amfAR Gala
    Cinderella
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    If Freddy’s her dad, whose her mother?

  38. Cee Lo Green
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    He has the body build of the worlds tallest midget.

  39. Avril Lavigne Bikini
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    no topless? wtf ur in france..

  40. Hilary Duff
    It had to be said
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    Love the ever-present high heels, but that might just be me . . .

  41. Rebecca Gayheart
    cuppy
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    It’s the Fish’s favorite murderer.

  42. Ali Larter
    It had to be said
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    So many hot chicks. Happy Friday!

  43. Ashley Olsen
    Drew
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    I was going to comment on the wet hair, but after a quick Google search I’ve come to the conclusion that they’re both just greasy as shit.

  44. Tiffani Thiessen
    It had to be said
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    Looks better than Jessie does. She just had a kid too.

  45. Joe Jonas
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    Whack a Mole really takes it out of you…if you’re a pussy.

  46. David Arquette
    Cinderella
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    David’s laxative picked a really bad time to finally kick in.

  47. Fergie amfAR Gala
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Might as well face it you’re addicted to Fug.

  48. Eva Mendes
    Cinderella
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    She’s fucking hot!

  49. Ashley Olsen
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    So there’s the one who doesn’t eat, and the one who doesn’t wash her hair? or are they the same one?

    • TomFrank

      “one of them doesn’t eat, and one kills people she mates with.” – McFeely Smackup, June 2, 2011

      • Michelle

        After a quick Google, the one who doesn’t eat and the one who kills people she mates with are one and the same. Mary Kate is the Olson twin connected with Heath Ledger and the one who battled anorexia.

  50. Cee Lo Green
    fufu
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    child sized baby hands

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