Not Pictured: The Rock’s fanny pack.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed bringing our week to a close with Paz de la Huerta demonstrating the importance of self-exams, Joe Jonas regretting eating those mushrooms, “Jesus gave the dicks eyes to punish me!” and three times the Avril Lavigne in a bikini, Miss USA and Kim Kardashian‘s underwear.
Give Trace Cyrus a blonde wig and Bret Michaels would do him,
- The Superficial
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Why did he take a cardboard cutout of a dork on the Splash Mountain ride?
unconvincing tuck
he didn’t even try, i can see he dresses right
(dresses to the right, tailor talk)
She’s got that winning persona of skanky combined with the sure knowledge that yes, you could get her.
If I saw this woman on the street I would assume she was doing a walk of shame.
With Paz, there is no “shame”
2 dimensional Tom Hanks looks scared shitless.
LOL YES.
Looks like a Tom Hanks/Dan Akroyd hybrid…
Yeah, that’s right. You keep smiling at that old man over there… God wants daddy to buy a new Ferrari…
It’s Gullum.
If you take away her neck and skeleton she’s kinda hot…wait, no…that would just be a horrific crime scene.
Or would it be a SEXY crime scene?
the scenario i outlined DID leave the vagina behind…
childhood just died.
Ding. +5.
The Rock’s having one hell of a time but the nerd in the back may as well be sitting behind his desk in his cubicle.
I don’t know what to say… That muppet looked so real.. so lifelike…. I’ll pay for the dry cleaning
LOL
wow…the class gene runs long and deep is this family.
I would also be making that face if I starred in The Zookeeper.
That will also be the face of everyone who pays to see it.
That is the best picture ever taken.
Actually, picture #19 is the best picture ever taken.
If distributed correctly, picture #19 could probably bring about world peace. It’s hard to wage war while laughing hysterically.
Billy Ray has got bigger troubles than dirty cell phone pics and smoking salvia.
He actually makes Miley look good by comparison. At least we know Billy Ray is having sex with the right kid. Oh, he fucks all of them? Never mind.
OMG! Joe Jonas has the ugliest erection I’ve ever seen!
lol!!
If you’re not an a or maybe b cup you really should think about putting on a bra.
See that thicker black strap on the front of her shoulder? The one that looks like a bra strap? That’s a bra strap! Due to her wearing a bra!
If you’re not a blind person, you should really think about looking at a picture before you criticize it.
Although I can’t help noticing that the bra strap is already halfway down her breast and it’s still strap, not cup. It does not look like she’s wearing the right size bra.
Not that I’m complaining.
Wow! I didn’t say I hoped she got cancer. It’s a bra. Sorry but it’s not that big of a deal.
I am not a blind person, and that is her purse strap honey. Calm down.
Ok, it’s a bra strap, she still ugly
BooBs!
She has a bra on, and it’s not doing it’s job. It’s a slacker bra.
Laura, you’re kind of a dick.
Sincerely,
Blech
Only The Rock could make a weak ride like that look totally badass
She’s old enough to be Bieber’s mom.
How many Black Bears had to be sacrificed for that horrible outfit? She looks awful!
stick to the ass shots, her face has been busted since she got those retarded giant veneers
Him in a ring with Weston Cage on Pay-per-view. Not for a knock out, but just to see who cries first.
beat me to it lol, picture fighting ron vs fighting ron-lite (madtv)
Hair. Famous sister. Fancy watch. This fella’s got it made.
Yeah, that watch goes so well with the rest of his outfit, as well as his skin.
Don’t forget his little boutique bags.
Maybe her feet should be bigger.
Many supermodels have large, long feet, Mands.
The fuck am I looking at?
Dunno. Tattoos, gender issues….big mess.
I wonder if she wears those copper rings around her neck to bed. It’s looking like a straight up giraffe!
I dunno. No make up. No bra. Wearing a slip instead of a dress. Maybe it’s just a bag lady.
There are a lot of deresses out there that are simmilar to the look of a slip.
*dresses
That pretty well sums up the whole situation.
This is the best picture ever taken.
I’ve already written to MOMA.
Inspired by the uniform created for the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz, I give you . . . Fergie!
*shivers* those monkeys scare the crap out of me.
IT’S A TRAP!!
No matter where I read this comment, it always makes me giggle.
She’s really cute!
The most offensive part of this whole picture is his bangs.
I think I saw Bieber wear that same dress. Same rack too.
Is he trying out for the Thomas the Tank Engine narrator gig? Nice jacket, Casey Jones.
There’s no way Jesse James hasn’t fucked this.
lulz!!
This.
Best. shit. ever.
Well crafted, hat’s off to you sir.
Mmmmmmm. Eve Mendes . . .
If Freddy’s her dad, whose her mother?
Sister Mary Helena
He has the body build of the worlds tallest midget.
oompa loompa doompitty doo
no topless? wtf ur in france..
Love the ever-present high heels, but that might just be me . . .
It’s the Fish’s favorite murderer.
Probably tied with Halle Berry
So many hot chicks. Happy Friday!
Definitely! She’s smokin! Thanks for keeping the ugly to a minimum so far!
I was going to comment on the wet hair, but after a quick Google search I’ve come to the conclusion that they’re both just greasy as shit.
Looks better than Jessie does. She just had a kid too.
explains the mom pants
Whack a Mole really takes it out of you…if you’re a pussy.
David’s laxative picked a really bad time to finally kick in.
Might as well face it you’re addicted to Fug.
Brilliant.
She’s fucking hot!
So there’s the one who doesn’t eat, and the one who doesn’t wash her hair? or are they the same one?
“one of them doesn’t eat, and one kills people she mates with.” – McFeely Smackup, June 2, 2011
After a quick Google, the one who doesn’t eat and the one who kills people she mates with are one and the same. Mary Kate is the Olson twin connected with Heath Ledger and the one who battled anorexia.
child sized baby hands