Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which follows the Usher caption post, so just assume Fish and I are already polishing our retail/food service resumes. That said, and I know it’s a futile effort, I’d just like to say, Kidding, Ush! (White people can call him “Ush,” right? I’ve just created a whole new set of problems, haven’t I? Goddammmit.) Anyway, to make amends, today’s crap is almost entirely cleavage shots with a few exceptions. Most notably, Joe Jonas dining out, and no, that’s not one side of a four person booth, Ashlee Simpson continuing to be the hot one at least until every Chili’s hostess gets those bear traps in place, and finally Venus and Serena Williams absolutely shit-tanked after Sir Richard Branson‘s Wimbledon party, which, considering their body composition, probably means there’s no alcohol left in England today.
Bloody Yanks,
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Is there a tablecloth or is this an open-air tug-job?
I think she borrowed the Borg Queen’s body for this shot.
DAMN, This girl is a hottie!!
Why are there new photos of Doutzen Kroes on this site everyday?
If you think this starving transexual is a “hottie”, just be honest with yourself and come out the closet already.
You’re just jealous because you’re a 5 ton dike who’d never have a chance at this beautiful woman. Sucka.
If you think this shemale is beautiful you don’t want a chance with any woman.:) Stop kidding yourself and step out of that closet. Life’s too short.
Muscle definition doesn’t make somebody a shemale. Stop picking up heifers at Wal-Mart. You might actually spring a natural boner.
Toned muscles by themselves don’t make a girl a shemale. What does are manly abs on a skeletal, shapeless body devoid of all curves. This is exactly why the homos around here like her in the first place.
Which one of your chins are you speaking now from, fugly whale? :)
You people saying she’s manly and anorexic are complete morons. 1. She’s not anorexic but fit, you don’t get abs like that being anorexic. It’s obvious she’s stays thin by working out. She’s not Kate Moss then. She’s right at the level of being perfectly fit and she will live longer than all you JEALOUS fat cows out there. lol 2. As for her abs being manly, umm, “manly”, have you loser/morons ever picked up a female fitness mag. She looks like one of them. She has ZERO PERCENT manly features. Men who have six packs have wider hips and etc. There abs do not look like hat. Her abs are hot tight feminine and I would blast my load all over them right after I diss you fat jealous chicks who are soooooo dumb. :)
That was waaay too long just to admit you’re attracted to shemales! Just saying.:)
Her abs are manly, the rest of her is boyish. She looks like dogshit. You’re a queer in denial. Feel free to kill yourself.
Wow, I guess that according to your logic most popular chicks are she-males. lol Just shut up before you put your foot in your mouth any further. On the contrary, I’ve dated top cheerleaders who have abs like hers.
If you’re a man: You know, the popular chicks who didn’t give you the time of day and smirked at you for being a goof. lol If you’re a chick then you should discover a new invention: workouts and dieting. Wow, you fat chicks out there just are soooooo jealous. For all you guys who find this photo hot which is 100% of straight men, then check out these hot fitness babes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHKnoOD4Kc8&list=UUZ8K4dO9tlMdFAG-dS9VO3g&index=8&feature=plcp
Shut up f@g:) You sound gay as hell:) Don’t try so hard dummy.
And I’m SURE your queer ass dated “top cheerleaders”:) Girls like that can’t get enough of guys who post on gossip sites on a Saturday night:)) Back in mommy’s basement skippy:)
Tony its obvious, You’re a dick head!!!
Explain why she has no muscle tone except for those “abs”. Nope, not working out. Liposuction, maybe?
i didn’t know Fred Durst was such a huge Whitney fan.
Damn it! I wanted that!
Yeah, thanks for the offer but I think I’d prefer to walk.
whoa her hands are bigger than my feet
The often attempted but rarely successful prostate catch.
Pretty sure this is what Grant Wood was aiming for when he painted American Gothic.
“Ohh! That’s the biggest black microphone I’ve ever seen!”
Never really was all that funny, yet it goes on.
It was funny the very first time. And then everyone beat it to death.
Fish has to fix the thumbs up limit on these comments
“And I like it, I like it!”
Is it just me or is she morphing into knocked-up mini Amy Winehouse?
as we all hope she falls & miscarries. Abort! Abort!!!
That’s really distasteful.
You should hope she falls and dies, but the baby lives.
No, we do not need her spawn running around this country.
I hear fetal alcohol syndrome is one of the fun diseases to “grow up” battling.
I’m not gonna lie, I was thinking the exact same thing…word for word.
Chris Bosh too.
I was certain this was a Jonas brother too.
Put that cheerleader at the top of the pyramid and the carnage will be incredible.
I imagine there are some very interesting Photo Shop opportunities here….
Perez Hilton just wet his skirt.
“These hors d’oeuvres gettin’ on my damn nerves.”
in the case of a water landing, airbags can be used as a flotation device
Aren’t her stripper tassels in the wrong place?
The Star Trek maternity line probably will go out of business.
I thought Tasha Yar got killed off.
Firestarter.
As a man, I am both humbled and totally turned on.
Y R U humbled? She can stay hungry; I don’t give a damn.
She can still suck my dick while I eat my sandwich and hers.
I can see the “humbled” part since this bitch looks more masculine than the average guy, but why the fuck would you be turned on by that unless you were a flaming queer in denial?
Chubby chaser, huh? Well you can have Snookie (or as I like to say Ron Jeremy in drag).
^Ahhh yes…the old queer logic: If she doesn’t look like a boy she’s “fat”.:) How’s the wifi in that closet, skippy?
Homophobic jackass.
Eat my fat turd and die :)
As a man who works out regularly, I call BS. No muscle tone what-so-ever except for her stomach? Do skinny women get liposuction?
Burt.. it looks to me like she’s in transition from lying down to sitting up. Her ab muscles are working and therefore flexed. I’m sure she has other muscles, they’re just not popping up because they’re not engaged.
Also keep in mind… she no doubt has a personal trainer.
Have you even looked at her arms and shoulders?
“So, massages at Travolta’s house and then off to the WNBA game?”
It would be like banging Thor.
It would be like banging Thor if he had anorexia.
To be fair, she doesn’t look anorexic. She looks buff. I don’t get the attraction either though. I would expect a penis below those abs.
The only thing buff about her is the manly abs. The rest is all bones.
Toni thinks anyone below her weight of 225lbs is anorexic.
The problem with girls like this is not that they’re “under 225 lbs”. It’s that they have the bodies of malnourished transsexuals.
But when you’re a closet queer it’s understandable why you’d tell yourself this grotesque creature is hot while anyone over 95 lbs is fat. That’s the only way you can pretend to be normal.
Tell your girlfriends from fat acceptance that they are all ugly mistakes of nature including yourself. With a little bit of luck, they’ll kill themselves and stop being an eyesore. :)
Face it kiddo…ALL women are eyesores for you and the pedo patrol.:) You’ve just learned to use “fat” as code to describe the ones who don’t look like your fantasy 8-year-old.
Believe it or not those jeans were completely intact before she squeezed into them.
When the fire department realized the jaws of life were not available, they asked Serena to sit in the crushed back seat of the wrecked car and then stretch out.
Dana Plato has let herself go.
Ohhhhh Dana Palto is looking much much worse these days….
Her body looks like Kermit the Frog.
“Aren’t you glad I used the condom? I saved some for ya!”
Here we see the first of many dents put into that poor kid’s head.
Then I saw you
with that lady!
Paid for her dinner,
that’s pretty shady!
No, you may not chain me to a cold metal table in your basement.
Chain me up in the dining room or no deal.
It appears she’s made a mistake here.
You gotta be on a whole new level of in the closet gay when the male prostitute you hired is ashamed to be seen with you…
Poor thing… Even sober, “IT” can’t walk without stumbling.
Poor thing….you actually think being pregnant would keep this thing sober.
That’s because she’s stumbling for two.
wow she looks amazing !
wow you sound gay!
Irony….
^ closet homosexuality….
“That was close. At least the baby broke my fall.”
That’s Doutzen Kroes.
Anyone else expecting a giant kilbasa to become un-tucked?
Not as long as you remain seated. “g”
“I didn’t order any raisins in this.”
[Giggles] “Just eat it!”
“Seriously, what is that? It looks like there’s a peanut melted onto it.”
“Just eat it!”
“And what the hell is that black thing? Some kind of weed?”
“Just eat it.”
“It kinda looks like… a pube?”
“STOP STARING AT YOUR FOOD AND JUST EAT IT!!!!”
Thought it was Ditta in the thumbnail. No boobs, so I’ll move on.
Oh, there are boobs.
“Did someone just suggest an X-Files reunion special?”
she is actually working. but in small time sci-fi
About as upright as she ever will be.
One of the rare cases where plastic surgery was a complete success.
Unfortunately ruined by the tablecloth.
He’s practicing for when he has to serve his balls on a plate to Snookie..
GOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
When you absolutely cannot wait for the bathroom line…
OOOOOOOOOOOO
Ironically, the invisible man is a raging voyeur.
Flat shoes needed.
Flat face needed.