The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.22.12
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which follows the Usher caption post, so just assume Fish and I are already polishing our retail/food service resumes. That said, and I know it’s a futile effort, I’d just like to say, Kidding, Ush! (White people can call him “Ush,” right? I’ve just created a whole new set of problems, haven’t I? Goddammmit.) Anyway, to make amends, today’s crap is almost entirely cleavage shots with a few exceptions. Most notably, Joe Jonas dining out, and no, that’s not one side of a four person booth, Ashlee Simpson continuing to be the hot one at least until every Chili’s hostess gets those bear traps in place, and finally Venus and Serena Williams absolutely shit-tanked after Sir Richard Branson’s Wimbledon party, which, considering their body composition, probably means there’s no alcohol left in England today.
- Photo Boy