Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which follows the Usher caption post, so just assume Fish and I are already polishing our retail/food service resumes. That said, and I know it’s a futile effort, I’d just like to say, Kidding, Ush! (White people can call him “Ush,” right? I’ve just created a whole new set of problems, haven’t I? Goddammmit.) Anyway, to make amends, today’s crap is almost entirely cleavage shots with a few exceptions. Most notably, Joe Jonas dining out, and no, that’s not one side of a four person booth, Ashlee Simpson continuing to be the hot one at least until every Chili’s hostess gets those bear traps in place, and finally Venus and Serena Williams absolutely shit-tanked after Sir Richard Branson‘s Wimbledon party, which, considering their body composition, probably means there’s no alcohol left in England today.
Bloody Yanks,
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Hate Siwy denim…so not flattering
She’s got hips built for child-rearing
I like how ripped she is. I appreciate a woman who keeps herself in shape. Looks good.
Of course you like how ripped she is. She reminds you of the dudes you secretly check out at the gym.
I see she has a lot of talent.
*snores*
She’s looking very sexy these days. Loving the pregnancy tits.
She’s got that Botox shine going on.
So that’s what the girl from “My Girl” looks like all grown up? I approve.
Sexy woman.
Too much baggage for me.
She is thick.
So fucking sexy. I love Michelle Williams, always have and always will.
Who?
I want her goodies.
She’s not “ripped,” she’s toned, and she’s in the middle of using her abs to lift herself up. If any of you fatasses had ever done a sit up before, you would know that’s what happens.
“Ripped”, “toned”, whatever you choose to call it, there’s nothing feminine about this girl’s body. Girls don’t need manly abs like that to be toned.
six pack abs are much more attractive and impressive when six pack ribs are not visible
She’s sooo fucking relevant
Listen bitch, just because it zips, don’t mean it fits.
Typical Essex girl, still making a trout-pout when she’s in the pool, just in case..
Is Usher making the little boys wear dresses now?
Mmmmmmm fleshy thighs
Someone made sausage. Mmmm….sausage.
Moneyshot!
My mistake. I looked up money shot after I posted my comment and this is what LEADS to the money shot.
put down the donut and eat some grilled chicken…abs start in the kitchen.
WTF’s up with here legs…and that retarded shirt? LOL Seriously, celebs are frickin’ crazy.
Somewhere Jim Carey just came.
“friend”
For most women, making out in the back seat of a car involves a partner. For Venus, the best she can hope for is just a “vibrating stranger” and a 4-pack of Duracell batteries.
“Darling, if you want to get a role in one of those CumBucket videos the tongue has to come out, all the way out ! You can’t just open your mouth like every other whore in Hollywood. Rise above the rest, show them your real talent !”
Man, that is a hell of a lot of crap from one dog walking.
I know the proper term is she’s “glowing”, but after a few weeks of these kinds of photos, I think it’s more like she’s “festering” or something like that.