The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.22.12

June 22nd, 2012 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which follows the Usher caption post, so just assume Fish and I are already polishing our retail/food service resumes. That said, and I know it’s a futile effort, I’d just like to say, Kidding, Ush! (White people can call him “Ush,” right? I’ve just created a whole new set of problems, haven’t I? Goddammmit.) Anyway, to make amends, today’s crap is almost entirely cleavage shots with a few exceptions. Most notably, Joe Jonas dining out, and no, that’s not one side of a four person booth, Ashlee Simpson continuing to be the hot one at least until every Chili’s hostess gets those bear traps in place, and finally Venus and Serena Williams absolutely shit-tanked after Sir Richard Branson‘s Wimbledon party, which, considering their body composition, probably means there’s no alcohol left in England today.

Bloody Yanks,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ciara Butt Tight Jeans
    Lily
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    Hate Siwy denim…so not flattering

  2. Claudia Romani Bikini Playing Soccer
    Lily
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    She’s got hips built for child-rearing

  3. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Six Pack Abs
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    I like how ripped she is. I appreciate a woman who keeps herself in shape. Looks good.

  4. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
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    I see she has a lot of talent.

  5. Katy Perry Cleavage Purple Hair The Tonight show
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    *snores*

  6. Anna Faris Nipples Cleavage Baby Bump Tight Dress
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    She’s looking very sexy these days. Loving the pregnancy tits.

  7. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
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    She’s got that Botox shine going on.

  8. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage
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    So that’s what the girl from “My Girl” looks like all grown up? I approve.

  9. Katrina Bowden Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress
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    Sexy woman.

  10. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    Too much baggage for me.

  11. Amber Rose Cleavage Fat Legs Miniskirt School Dance Set
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    She is thick.

  12. Michelle Williams Cleavage
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    So fucking sexy. I love Michelle Williams, always have and always will.

  13. Catherine Tydesley Nipples Cleavage
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    Who?

  14. Ciara Butt Tight Jeans
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    I want her goodies.

  15. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Six Pack Abs
    ...
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    She’s not “ripped,” she’s toned, and she’s in the middle of using her abs to lift herself up. If any of you fatasses had ever done a sit up before, you would know that’s what happens.

    • “Ripped”, “toned”, whatever you choose to call it, there’s nothing feminine about this girl’s body. Girls don’t need manly abs like that to be toned.

  16. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Six Pack Abs
    Mama Pinkus
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    six pack abs are much more attractive and impressive when six pack ribs are not visible

  17. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress
    spartacus
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    She’s sooo fucking relevant

  18. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Jersey Shore
    spartacus
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    Listen bitch, just because it zips, don’t mean it fits.

  19. Billie Faiers Bikini Hot Tub
    spartacus
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    Typical Essex girl, still making a trout-pout when she’s in the pool, just in case..

  20. Michelle Williams Cleavage
    spartacus
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    Is Usher making the little boys wear dresses now?

  21. Claudia Romani Bikini Playing Soccer
    spartacus
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    Mmmmmmm fleshy thighs

  22. Amber Rose Cleavage Fat Legs Miniskirt School Dance Set
    Huh?
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    Someone made sausage. Mmmm….sausage.

  23. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
    TheListener
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    Moneyshot!

    • TheListener

      My mistake. I looked up money shot after I posted my comment and this is what LEADS to the money shot.

  24. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Six Pack Abs
    hijkmno
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    put down the donut and eat some grilled chicken…abs start in the kitchen.

  25. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress
    AteIsEnough
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    WTF’s up with here legs…and that retarded shirt? LOL Seriously, celebs are frickin’ crazy.

  26. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
    JungleRed
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    Somewhere Jim Carey just came.

  27. Joe Jonas
    Michelle
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    “friend”

  28. Venus Williams Drunk Passed Out
    Bonky
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    For most women, making out in the back seat of a car involves a partner. For Venus, the best she can hope for is just a “vibrating stranger” and a 4-pack of Duracell batteries.

  29. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
    Bonky
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    “Darling, if you want to get a role in one of those CumBucket videos the tongue has to come out, all the way out ! You can’t just open your mouth like every other whore in Hollywood. Rise above the rest, show them your real talent !”

  30. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Bonky
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    Man, that is a hell of a lot of crap from one dog walking.

  31. Uma Thurman Pregnant Belly Long Skirt
    Bonky
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    I know the proper term is she’s “glowing”, but after a few weeks of these kinds of photos, I think it’s more like she’s “festering” or something like that.

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