The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.22.12

June 22nd, 2012 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which follows the Usher caption post, so just assume Fish and I are already polishing our retail/food service resumes. That said, and I know it’s a futile effort, I’d just like to say, Kidding, Ush! (White people can call him “Ush,” right? I’ve just created a whole new set of problems, haven’t I? Goddammmit.) Anyway, to make amends, today’s crap is almost entirely cleavage shots with a few exceptions. Most notably, Joe Jonas dining out, and no, that’s not one side of a four person booth, Ashlee Simpson continuing to be the hot one at least until every Chili’s hostess gets those bear traps in place, and finally Venus and Serena Williams absolutely shit-tanked after Sir Richard Branson‘s Wimbledon party, which, considering their body composition, probably means there’s no alcohol left in England today.

Bloody Yanks,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Snooki Trips Falls Down
    Johnny P!
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    Late at her post under the bridge again, I see…

  2. Billie Faiers Bikini Hot Tub
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    Not pictured: Pool jet.

  3. Katy Perry Cleavage Purple Hair The Tonight show
    EricLr
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    Thank you for the picture! This should prove to my wife once and for all that you’re not a Pixar animation.

  4. Serena Williams Drunk
    Angelique
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    I think she looks great. She’s accomplished 1000 times more in her young life than the haters that have made stupid, ignorant and mean remarks about her.

    • Pepper's Pot

      we are not judging her as a person, im sure her personality is ravishing and i command her on her accomplishments. we are just simply stating the fact that SHE LOOKS LIKE A SCARY SCARY WILDER BEAST

    • tlmck

      if you were a man on steroids playing aginst women half your size, you would accomplish alot also.

  5. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    “Uh, my eyes are up here!
    But yeah, my boobs are less creepy to look at…”

  6. Snooki Trips Falls Down
    Cock Dr
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    It’s going to take more than a simple stumble to hurt that creature.

  7. Quincy Jones Scarf Full Plate Of Food
    EricLr
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    Sad Quincy had all the hors d’ oeuvres, but no one to share them with.

  8. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You’d expect to see this waddling out of a clock and hitting a bell with a mallet

  9. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    diego
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    “And now for my impression of Katy Perry…”

  10. Anna Faris Nipples Cleavage Baby Bump Tight Dress
    EricLr
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    Didn’t Captain Kirk bang her once in that one episode?

  11. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Six Pack Abs
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    Shred the abs, shed the hips. No thanks.

  12. Michelle Williams Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    The exact moment in sunk in that Heath had been with an Olsen twin.

  13. Quincy Jones Scarf Full Plate Of Food
    DeucePickle
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    Half way through his first plate of hors d’oeuvres.

  14. Snooki Trips Falls Down
    EricLr
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    Laugh it up, guys. *You* try walking straight when you’ve got an extra 30 lbs on your belly and you’ve just downed a fifth of Jack Daniels in a shooter contest.

  15. Joe Jonas
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    “Here, let me toss your salad.”

  16. Joe Jonas
    Viewer
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    This is the prettiest girlfriend Joe Jonas has had yet.

  17. Anna Faris Nipples Cleavage Baby Bump Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    No one is going to mention the boobs ?
    Nobody ?

  18. Billie Faiers Bikini Hot Tub
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Faiering looks like fun

  19. Serena Williams Drunk
    MarkM
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    Mental note…”Remember not to let daughter become a tennis star.”

  20. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Christ, they’ve made another replicant from the Kidman line?!?!? I warned them…but they just didn’t listen, dammit.

  21. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Six Pack Abs
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    I read the name, and despite knowing it has nothing to do with Lethal Weapon, I STILL hear the saxophone and guitar lick…

  22. Serena Williams Drunk
    Mike701
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    Her cootch made her skirt curdle…eewwww!

  23. Joe Jonas
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    Has two straws in his drink… what a cute couple they must be

  24. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
    MarkM
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    “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The career of the last girl who played Mary Jane did what?!?”

  25. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress
    person of interest
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    ashlee is now the pretty sister

  26. Katy Perry Cleavage Purple Hair The Tonight show
    MarkM
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    Well, it certainly looks like she learned her lesson about hanging around with creepy lookiing people like Russell Brand.

  27. Claudia Romani Bikini Playing Soccer
    Mike701
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    The heart tattoo was for a subtle reminder of which side was her left and which was her right.

  28. Serena Williams Drunk
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    Black Carrot Top

  29. Amber Rose Cleavage Fat Legs Miniskirt School Dance Set
    EricLr
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    You are the Kirk Unit. You will listen to me.

  30. Snooki Trips Falls Down
    MarkM
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    Just think…only a few more months until that baby’s life is ruined forever.

  31. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    The baggage isn’t her’s…that’s all for the little doggie dependent.

  32. Uma Thurman Pregnant Belly Long Skirt
    EricLr
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    That’s the last time I let a Satanic cult impregnate me.

  33. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress
    DeucePickle
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    Does she do anything to earn money these days ?

  34. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress
    MarkM
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    I swear to God I thought her face had been Photoshopped onto a picture of back!

  35. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Jersey Shore
    EricLr
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    I bet without the perfume she smells like car exhaust.

  36. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When I count to three you will awake and never notice my nose again

  37. Michelle Williams Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Yes, I can to act! Look, I’ll do a mannequin.

  38. Quincy Jones Scarf Full Plate Of Food
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    Turns out Michael Jackson’s soul was really fattening

  39. Serena Williams Drunk
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    Mike Tyson is quite a joker.

  40. Katy Perry Cleavage Purple Hair The Tonight show
    Frank Burns
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    As if the disembodied spirit of Whitney Houston appearing on the man’s chest wasn’t unsettling enough for Katy, the ghostly “Your singing sucks” put her straight into shock.

  41. Vinny Guadagnino Frisbee Beach Jersey Shore
    Frank Burns
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    Vinny isn’t quite clear on the concept of “getting a reach-around”, is he?

  42. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Just off camera is a movie producer dropping his drink and wishing he could still run as fast as he could in high school.

  43. Vinny Guadagnino Frisbee Beach Jersey Shore
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    In the video I saw, they used a pie tin and it was a chick.

  44. Billie Faiers Bikini Hot Tub
    MarkM
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    I’ve always loved Salvadore Dali artwork.

  45. Catherine Tydesley Nipples Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    I don’t think there is much doubt that those boobs are real.

  46. Snooki Trips Falls Down
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    She just gave birth to the greatest Fetal Alcohol Syndrome meme ever!

  47. Uma Thurman Pregnant Belly Long Skirt
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    I’ve got to think even Michelle Duggar is disgusted by Uma’s wardrobe.

  48. Michelle Williams Cleavage
    MarkM
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    Here’s Michelle’s screen test for the movie “The Stepford Widows.”

  49. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage
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    Is this the part of Carrie, when they dump pig blood on her?

  50. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Six Pack Abs
    Kat
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    Gross

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