Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which follows the Usher caption post, so just assume Fish and I are already polishing our retail/food service resumes. That said, and I know it’s a futile effort, I’d just like to say, Kidding, Ush! (White people can call him “Ush,” right? I’ve just created a whole new set of problems, haven’t I? Goddammmit.) Anyway, to make amends, today’s crap is almost entirely cleavage shots with a few exceptions. Most notably, Joe Jonas dining out, and no, that’s not one side of a four person booth, Ashlee Simpson continuing to be the hot one at least until every Chili’s hostess gets those bear traps in place, and finally Venus and Serena Williams absolutely shit-tanked after Sir Richard Branson‘s Wimbledon party, which, considering their body composition, probably means there’s no alcohol left in England today.
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Late at her post under the bridge again, I see…
Not pictured: Pool jet.
Thank you for the picture! This should prove to my wife once and for all that you’re not a Pixar animation.
I think she looks great. She’s accomplished 1000 times more in her young life than the haters that have made stupid, ignorant and mean remarks about her.
we are not judging her as a person, im sure her personality is ravishing and i command her on her accomplishments. we are just simply stating the fact that SHE LOOKS LIKE A SCARY SCARY WILDER BEAST
1) “commend”
2) “wildebeest”
other than that, AGREED!
if you were a man on steroids playing aginst women half your size, you would accomplish alot also.
“Uh, my eyes are up here!
But yeah, my boobs are less creepy to look at…”
It’s going to take more than a simple stumble to hurt that creature.
Sad Quincy had all the hors d’ oeuvres, but no one to share them with.
You’d expect to see this waddling out of a clock and hitting a bell with a mallet
“And now for my impression of Katy Perry…”
Didn’t Captain Kirk bang her once in that one episode?
Shred the abs, shed the hips. No thanks.
The exact moment in sunk in that Heath had been with an Olsen twin.
Half way through his first plate of hors d’oeuvres.
Laugh it up, guys. *You* try walking straight when you’ve got an extra 30 lbs on your belly and you’ve just downed a fifth of Jack Daniels in a shooter contest.
“Here, let me toss your salad.”
This is the prettiest girlfriend Joe Jonas has had yet.
No one is going to mention the boobs ?
Nobody ?
they got, um, bigger?
Exactly.
Thank you.
Faiering looks like fun
Mental note…”Remember not to let daughter become a tennis star.”
“Daughter.”
Christ, they’ve made another replicant from the Kidman line?!?!? I warned them…but they just didn’t listen, dammit.
I read the name, and despite knowing it has nothing to do with Lethal Weapon, I STILL hear the saxophone and guitar lick…
Her cootch made her skirt curdle…eewwww!
LOLOL seriously!
Has two straws in his drink… what a cute couple they must be
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The career of the last girl who played Mary Jane did what?!?”
ashlee is now the pretty sister
That’s not saying much.
Well, it certainly looks like she learned her lesson about hanging around with creepy lookiing people like Russell Brand.
The heart tattoo was for a subtle reminder of which side was her left and which was her right.
Black Carrot Top
You are the Kirk Unit. You will listen to me.
Just think…only a few more months until that baby’s life is ruined forever.
The baggage isn’t her’s…that’s all for the little doggie dependent.
That’s the last time I let a Satanic cult impregnate me.
Does she do anything to earn money these days ?
I swear to God I thought her face had been Photoshopped onto a picture of back!
I bet without the perfume she smells like car exhaust.
When I count to three you will awake and never notice my nose again
Yes, I can to act! Look, I’ll do a mannequin.
and you can to write!
Turns out Michael Jackson’s soul was really fattening
Mike Tyson is quite a joker.
As if the disembodied spirit of Whitney Houston appearing on the man’s chest wasn’t unsettling enough for Katy, the ghostly “Your singing sucks” put her straight into shock.
Vinny isn’t quite clear on the concept of “getting a reach-around”, is he?
Just off camera is a movie producer dropping his drink and wishing he could still run as fast as he could in high school.
In the video I saw, they used a pie tin and it was a chick.
I’ve always loved Salvadore Dali artwork.
I don’t think there is much doubt that those boobs are real.
… as are the effects of gravity.
She just gave birth to the greatest Fetal Alcohol Syndrome meme ever!
…or is this how Guidos do Nutbush City Limits?
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I’ve got to think even Michelle Duggar is disgusted by Uma’s wardrobe.
Here’s Michelle’s screen test for the movie “The Stepford Widows.”
Is this the part of Carrie, when they dump pig blood on her?
Gross