Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which follows the Usher caption post, so just assume Fish and I are already polishing our retail/food service resumes. That said, and I know it’s a futile effort, I’d just like to say, Kidding, Ush! (White people can call him “Ush,” right? I’ve just created a whole new set of problems, haven’t I? Goddammmit.) Anyway, to make amends, today’s crap is almost entirely cleavage shots with a few exceptions. Most notably, Joe Jonas dining out, and no, that’s not one side of a four person booth, Ashlee Simpson continuing to be the hot one at least until every Chili’s hostess gets those bear traps in place, and finally Venus and Serena Williams absolutely shit-tanked after Sir Richard Branson‘s Wimbledon party, which, considering their body composition, probably means there’s no alcohol left in England today.
Bloody Yanks,
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OOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
Well done.
I’m glad I hung in there to see how it ended.
congratulations, want a cigarette?
OOOOOOOO
It’s like being at the beach and staring at a big dark tidal wave. The water has recessed… you know it’s coming… you know it’s probably going to kill you… but you keep… on… staring… watching it build… and build… and lift…
LOVE this.
that’s poetic, yo
Morgan Freeman has really let himself go ever since dumping his granddaughter….
“Hey! Watch me shit this Frisbee up something fierce, yo.”
I’m surprised she would trip when she always wears such sensible shoes.
whoa! she better be careful…her balls almost fell out of her dress.
My girl must have seen what happened to Mcaluley Culkin….
Thank you!! I couldn’t place her, & too disinterested to google.
Nothing like a pre-party rubbing to help relieve the jitters. Just don’t shake her hand…
In the immortal words of Sir Austin Powers… “That’s a MAN, man!”
Oooooh, photographic evidence of the ever elusive female rape stare. NatGeo must be drooling all over themselves.
Ladies and gentlemen… I give you the ultimate Emma Stone internet meme.
Pate’, Ceviche, Bruschetta. Looks like someone has his next international boy band.
HA! One thumbs up.
Pull on these for a smile…
Most people shit bricks when they’re scared. Now this guy…
She’s the saddest little pixie in all the land.
What kind of world do we live in when a knocked-up Snooki still looks better than this?
The kind of world that allows these trolls to become celebrities in the first place.
It’s not like they’re celebrities that are revered. They live in a house, party, get drunk, hook up, fight, say hilarious things, and one or two smart ones are thrown in to say witty things and to, on occasion, point out the follies of the other housemates. They’re not meant to be taken seriously.
If you don’t look like this after having a child, that’s totally okay, just understand that it’s why no one wants to have sex with you anymore. There’s always ice cream.
There are mobile hoarders now? What a world we live in.
Drowned in a bathtub. I want to drown in a bathtub. From right to left.
She went from “House Bunny” to “Bar Toad”.
Anna Faris is still working, I think.
It looks like the Hulk got a sex change and dyed his hair whore-bag blonde.
That’s the problem with shoes like that… you get the height, but have that much further to fall.
Methinks the “friend” is actually Joe Jonas’s dessert special.
She’s undressing me with her wonky eye.
WTF did she drag her ass across the lines on the tennis court?
I likey
I’d love to make her Bowden the legs.
Mmmm. Ham. Wait, what?
I’d stand the fuck back and give her room, because she looks greased up & ready to go.
Isn’t that the guy that used to play Paulie on the Soprano’s?
That’s the saddest orphan I’ve ever seen. Dressed in women’s clothes because that’s all he had. And they call this place America. Hmmph.
“I’m too old for this shit.”
Ugh. She has horrible knees here. Her right leg looks like a boxer is trying to punch his way out.
Other than that… hot.
Just looks like a regular knee to me
This is what happens when the kid tries to escape.
Time to get the eyes checked. Thought it was Dita Von Tees and that Whitney was in a wheel chair.
I saw Whitney in a wheel chair too :D
The sand-filled bags are to balance the front end.
Mr. Bay will see you now.
I think that’s a type-o. Replace “School” with “pole”.
Type-o? I don’t know if you spelled it that way on purpose or not, but the correct spelling is “typo”.
I’m in advertising. Type-o, Type o and typo are all acceptable ;-)
I was a typesetter for billions of years in several printing plants and the correct spelling is “typo,” short for typographical error. The other spellings refer to blood-types.
(in black guy Jerky Boyz voice)
“Get in here bitch. I’ll suck your cock, then u suck mine motherfucka”
*trying hard to ignore fellatio mouth*
Bobby pins? Really? So her stylist couldn’t scare up a few pretty hair barrettes for the red carpet?
Being Hollywood, those pins are probably made out of some space age material and likely cost more than my car. To top it off, she probably got them free in a goody bag.
Two Coco pictures in a row? Really?
I hope those are bleach stains on the front. It smells like bleach…
Whatever man was able to
1. Achieve an erection looking at this hairless Yeti, and
2. Continue to insert his penis in and out of this man-beast to completion
…should instantly be given his own fashion show on Bravo
I don’t know, Deac. She looks like Tony’s perfect woman, to hear him describe it.
Like like like like like like like
Wasn’t Common tapping it for a while? ::taking another peek:: I just don’t understand…. idk, maybe she’s super submissive and the highly irregular contrast is hot or something… I seriously have no idea…
Someone has the munchies.
Anybody remember Stretch Armstrong? This one’s Float Titsbig.
Tara Reid got a better surgeon?
And a time machine.
Brittany Snow is a hot one. Moreso than Tara Reid.
while desperate for a role in a new Thor movie she decorated her bobby pins in Runic symbols.
Ms. Lohan, will you sign this?
The eyes look so tired but the body doesn’t.