The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.22.12

June 22nd, 2012 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which follows the Usher caption post, so just assume Fish and I are already polishing our retail/food service resumes. That said, and I know it’s a futile effort, I’d just like to say, Kidding, Ush! (White people can call him “Ush,” right? I’ve just created a whole new set of problems, haven’t I? Goddammmit.) Anyway, to make amends, today’s crap is almost entirely cleavage shots with a few exceptions. Most notably, Joe Jonas dining out, and no, that’s not one side of a four person booth, Ashlee Simpson continuing to be the hot one at least until every Chili’s hostess gets those bear traps in place, and finally Venus and Serena Williams absolutely shit-tanked after Sir Richard Branson‘s Wimbledon party, which, considering their body composition, probably means there’s no alcohol left in England today.

Bloody Yanks,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Claudia Romani Bikini Playing Soccer
    Ruckus
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    OOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

  2. Claudia Romani Bikini Playing Soccer
    Ruckus
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    OOOOOOOO

  3. Serena Williams Drunk
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    It’s like being at the beach and staring at a big dark tidal wave. The water has recessed… you know it’s coming… you know it’s probably going to kill you… but you keep… on… staring… watching it build… and build… and lift…

  4. Quincy Jones Scarf Full Plate Of Food
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    Morgan Freeman has really let himself go ever since dumping his granddaughter….

  5. Vinny Guadagnino Frisbee Beach Jersey Shore
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    “Hey! Watch me shit this Frisbee up something fierce, yo.”

  6. Snooki Trips Falls Down
    Dick Hell
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    I’m surprised she would trip when she always wears such sensible shoes.

  7. Serena Williams Drunk
    shonzie
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    whoa! she better be careful…her balls almost fell out of her dress.

  8. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage
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    My girl must have seen what happened to Mcaluley Culkin….

  9. Venus Williams Drunk Passed Out
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Nothing like a pre-party rubbing to help relieve the jitters. Just don’t shake her hand…

  10. Serena Williams Drunk
    Hobo Wine
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    In the immortal words of Sir Austin Powers… “That’s a MAN, man!”

  11. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage
    cuddles
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    Oooooh, photographic evidence of the ever elusive female rape stare. NatGeo must be drooling all over themselves.

  12. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Ladies and gentlemen… I give you the ultimate Emma Stone internet meme.

  13. Quincy Jones Scarf Full Plate Of Food
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    Pate’, Ceviche, Bruschetta. Looks like someone has his next international boy band.

  14. Michelle Williams Cleavage
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    Pull on these for a smile…

  15. Vinny Guadagnino Frisbee Beach Jersey Shore
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Most people shit bricks when they’re scared. Now this guy…

  16. Michelle Williams Cleavage
    Jill
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    She’s the saddest little pixie in all the land.

  17. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Jersey Shore
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    What kind of world do we live in when a knocked-up Snooki still looks better than this?

    • The kind of world that allows these trolls to become celebrities in the first place.

      • Trek Girl

        It’s not like they’re celebrities that are revered. They live in a house, party, get drunk, hook up, fight, say hilarious things, and one or two smart ones are thrown in to say witty things and to, on occasion, point out the follies of the other housemates. They’re not meant to be taken seriously.

  18. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress
    Joe ManJelly
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    If you don’t look like this after having a child, that’s totally okay, just understand that it’s why no one wants to have sex with you anymore. There’s always ice cream.

  19. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    There are mobile hoarders now? What a world we live in.

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage Purple Hair The Tonight show
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Drowned in a bathtub. I want to drown in a bathtub. From right to left.

  21. Anna Faris Nipples Cleavage Baby Bump Tight Dress
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    She went from “House Bunny” to “Bar Toad”.

  22. Coco Nipples Cleavage Tight Shirt
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    It looks like the Hulk got a sex change and dyed his hair whore-bag blonde.

  23. Snooki Trips Falls Down
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    That’s the problem with shoes like that… you get the height, but have that much further to fall.

  24. Joe Jonas
    Cock Dr
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    Methinks the “friend” is actually Joe Jonas’s dessert special.

  25. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    She’s undressing me with her wonky eye.

  26. Serena Williams Drunk
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    WTF did she drag her ass across the lines on the tennis court?

  27. Coco Nipples Cleavage Tight Shirt
    Deacon Jones
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    I likey

  28. Katrina Bowden Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    I’d love to make her Bowden the legs.

  29. Serena Williams Drunk
    it had to be said
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    Mmmm. Ham. Wait, what?

  30. Serena Williams Drunk
    Cock Dr
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    I’d stand the fuck back and give her room, because she looks greased up & ready to go.

  31. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Jersey Shore
    Mickey01232000
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    Isn’t that the guy that used to play Paulie on the Soprano’s?

  32. Michelle Williams Cleavage
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    That’s the saddest orphan I’ve ever seen. Dressed in women’s clothes because that’s all he had. And they call this place America. Hmmph.

  33. Quincy Jones Scarf Full Plate Of Food
    it had to be said
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    “I’m too old for this shit.”

  34. Ashlee Simpson Legs Minidress
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Ugh. She has horrible knees here. Her right leg looks like a boxer is trying to punch his way out.

    Other than that… hot.

  35. Snooki Trips Falls Down
    it had to be said
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    This is what happens when the kid tries to escape.

  36. Katy Perry Cleavage Purple Hair The Tonight show
    it had to be said
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    Time to get the eyes checked. Thought it was Dita Von Tees and that Whitney was in a wheel chair.

  37. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    The sand-filled bags are to balance the front end.

  38. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
    Joe
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    Mr. Bay will see you now.

  39. Amber Rose Cleavage Fat Legs Miniskirt School Dance Set
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    I think that’s a type-o. Replace “School” with “pole”.

    • Trek Girl

      Type-o? I don’t know if you spelled it that way on purpose or not, but the correct spelling is “typo”.

  40. Serena Williams Drunk
    Deacon Jones
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    (in black guy Jerky Boyz voice)

    “Get in here bitch. I’ll suck your cock, then u suck mine motherfucka”

  41. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    *trying hard to ignore fellatio mouth*
    Bobby pins? Really? So her stylist couldn’t scare up a few pretty hair barrettes for the red carpet?

    • tlmck

      Being Hollywood, those pins are probably made out of some space age material and likely cost more than my car. To top it off, she probably got them free in a goody bag.

  42. Billie Faiers Bikini Hot Tub
    it had to be said
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    Two Coco pictures in a row? Really?

  43. Coco Nipples Cleavage Tight Shirt
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    I hope those are bleach stains on the front. It smells like bleach…

  44. Serena Williams Drunk
    Deacon Jones
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    Whatever man was able to

    1. Achieve an erection looking at this hairless Yeti, and

    2. Continue to insert his penis in and out of this man-beast to completion

    …should instantly be given his own fashion show on Bravo

  45. Quincy Jones Scarf Full Plate Of Food
    Cock Dr
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    Someone has the munchies.

  46. Billie Faiers Bikini Hot Tub
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Anybody remember Stretch Armstrong? This one’s Float Titsbig.

  47. Brittany Snow Cleavage Legs Minidress Ted Premiere
    it had to be said
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    Tara Reid got a better surgeon?

  48. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    while desperate for a role in a new Thor movie she decorated her bobby pins in Runic symbols.

  49. Emma Stone The Amazing Spider-Man Spanish Premiere
    EricLr
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    Ms. Lohan, will you sign this?

  50. Katrina Bowden Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    The eyes look so tired but the body doesn’t.

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