The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.21.13

June 21st, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which for some reason pulls heavily from Instagram. It’s just that it’s nice to get a glimpse of celebrities’ breasts candid moments, or breasts personal lives, or even a rare behind-the-scenes look at their breasts jobs. Outside of social media, we’ve got Nicolas Cage with day two of all natural hairlines, and Jennifer Lopez getting emotional over her Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. And just to put into perspective how meaningless those things are, hers is the 2,500th one.

Even The Razzies give out fewer awards each year (literally half), so congratulations, Jenny, the block must be so proud,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Brand Man Kissing Hand
    Swearin
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    “Bugger, I HATE it when my security guards blow a fuse. Oh well, back to the store with you we go!”

  2. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
    Sheppy
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    You look at her neck, shoulders, arms… she looks quite skinny. Go past her waist and HOLY HELL WHAT’S GOING ON!?

  3. Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Instagram
    Sheppy
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    A baby came out of there. Who’d have thunk it?

  4. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
    Mike Tython's Butt
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    It seems like every comment in here was written by the same person but then again maybe I’m just high as a giraffe’s vagina.

  5. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    Awrite! I’ve been waiting for the definitive Conway Twitty biopic.

  6. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
    Porkpie
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    Is that her real hair?

  7. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
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    “I’ve never been on your show”
    “And you never will”

  8. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    “Release the hounds Smithers ! HAHA !!

  9. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    “I give this camera my Seal of approval.”

  10. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
    EricLR
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    And the transformation into Elvis continues.

  11. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
    EricLR
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    One of these two has a heart made of cold steel.

    The other can turn into a truck.

  12. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
    EricLR
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    The state of Tennessee has responded by renaming the state “Paul”

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
    EricLR
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    Her husband probably thought she was joking when she said she was going out with Leonardo DiCaprio. “Sure, honey, and I’m going to go ice skating with one of the Kardashians”

  14. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
    EricLR
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    Too legit to quit…eating.

  15. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
    EricLR
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    You talk the talk, do you walk the walk?

  16. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
    EricLR
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    Now is the exact moment where I start to get all pissy about being identified with an iconic role…which I was damned glad to get just a year ago.

  17. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
    EricLR
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    The first and last time he will stand anywhere near anyone else in this picture.

  18. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    “As graceful as they are underwater, Seals are awkward and ungainly on land.”

  19. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
    cordell walker
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    a son?

  20. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
    cordell walker
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    the fuck?

  21. LeBron James Manu Ginobili Game 7 NBA Finals
    feral B
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    Lebron: Don’t talk to me about karma; you’ve never even been to Japan!

    Manu: Jesus…

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