The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.21.13

June 21st, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which for some reason pulls heavily from Instagram. It’s just that it’s nice to get a glimpse of celebrities’ breasts candid moments, or breasts personal lives, or even a rare behind-the-scenes look at their breasts jobs. Outside of social media, we’ve got Nicolas Cage with day two of all natural hairlines, and Jennifer Lopez getting emotional over her Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. And just to put into perspective how meaningless those things are, hers is the 2,500th one.

Even The Razzies give out fewer awards each year (literally half), so congratulations, Jenny, the block must be so proud,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
    bbiowa
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    His temples are a rocky place where his follicles can find no purchase.

  2. LeBron James Manu Ginobili Game 7 NBA Finals
    mnsuperbee
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    Nah man, you’re nose ain’t that big. Come on, now.

  3. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    This whole family has standing reservations in Malebolge. Can’t wait ’til they get there.

  4. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    Nancy Grace meets Tan Mom.

  5. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
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    If Xenu exists, what would you like to hear Xenu say when you arrive at Clear?

  6. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    Now you know why Charlie (Jughead) Windsor (nee Saxe-Coburg) always loses at hide and seek…..

  7. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    Nips and lips.

  8. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
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    “James, please. Just the tip, I swear!”

  9. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
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    Helloooo daddy

  10. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
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    “Oooohhh…come here, you little devil. You look just like one of my own. I think I’ll take you home with me…”

  11. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
    SMB
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    “But first, I want you to say; I… love… crepes.”

  12. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    Derpity doooh!…

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
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    “You know, Emily, I’ve always admired your joie de vivre, your level-headedness, your quick wit and great grasp of situations, plus you’ve got nice tits and a great ass.”

  14. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    What the fuck is she wearing, a parachute?

  15. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    “Good god, young man, you mean I have won two quid?”

  16. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    Have you ever heard the term “Gone to Hell in a hand-basket?”

  17. Jennifer Lopez Wiping Tear Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Casper’s first day at school?…I know it’s difficult, but buck up, Jen. You’ll both be just fine.”

  18. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    “Gwynny…look at all the great friends I’ve made. They’re all going to pool their money and buy me a sandwich.”

  19. Russell Brand Man Kissing Hand
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    “Ya see, mate, I told you with a little practice you could learn to play me index finger!”

  20. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    Like anyone here wouldn’t be on the receiving side of that….ahem

  21. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
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    Zoolander instructed him on this pose, known as “Man of Blue Steel”.

  22. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
    famesandwhich
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    In evolutionary biology a species will sometimes mimic the appearance, and behaviour of another to ensure the success of one or both. Often happens with insects.

  23. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
    Robb7
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    Starter kit: blue ball on stick. Graduating to: big black stick with blue balls. She’s an A-student!

  24. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    Robb7
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    She sees her reflection in a store window and thinks, “I look so, so pretty.”

  25. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
    Martina
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    mm mm mm

  26. Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Instagram
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    “What slides down stairs
    Eats only air
    And makes a rattling sound?”

  27. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    I’m not saying the Royal Family has ever engaged in inbreeding, I’m just pointing out that Prince Charles thinks you can’t see him if he covers his eyes.

  28. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
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    Mom jeans, a baby… and red Fuck-Me Pumps. Reese is the undisputed queen of mixed messages.

  29. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
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    “I’m sorry, Emily, but this is where we part. I change for NO ONE. Love me, love my douchecap.”

  30. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    She looks like Grimace had gastric bypass surgery.

  31. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
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    “How does it feel to win the silver medal, McKayla?”

  32. Jennifer Lopez Wiping Tear Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Little puffs of dust are the same thing as tears, right?”

  33. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    In a further attempt to out-do Madonna, Gwyneth adopts the entire room.

  34. Russell Brand Man Kissing Hand
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    “Out of the way, I’m prancing here!”

  35. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    “And fried shrimp. And broiled shrimp. And shrimp gumbo. And shrimp etouffé. And Creole shrimp. And grilled shrimp. And shrimp scampi. And…”

  36. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    “I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I just REALLY LIKE Prince Charles!”

  37. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
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    “So, have you actually SEEN the move, Mr. Cavill?”

  38. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
    fap
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    Queen: Sharpen my good teeth Jenkins, you know the rule…third time Sir Prancypants lost my damn race, TONIGHT WE SHALL EAT HIM! Nyah ah-ahhh! Nyaa nyaa nyaa!

    Jenkins: Hoff hoff hoff!

  39. Colin Farrell Headband Long Hair LAX Security Line
    mike
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    He’s preparing to play Al Pacino.

  40. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
    Tillman
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    Heidi Klum IS Jennifer Aniston in “The Jennifer Aniston Story”!
    Co-starring Johnny Depp as Brad Pitt, Jim Carrey as Vince Vaughn and Daniel Day-Lewis as Matt LeBlanc

  41. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    meeps!
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    Abracadabra, I sit on his knee. Presto, change-o, and now he’s me! Hocus Pocus, we take her to bed. Magic is fun…when you’re dead.

  42. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    She’s gone from Meg Ryan to Meg Griffin.

  43. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
    Jenn
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    Nirvana, but with more clothes and less money and no penis that I can see.

  44. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
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    Honestly, who in their right mind says to his wife, “Of course you and Leo should go for a bike ride together? What’s the worst that could happen? You find him to be one of the most attractive men on the planet, have sex with him and then leave me?” Actually…

  45. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Oh, just fuck off already.

  46. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
    Swearin
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    “I may walk funny, but you call that a shutter-step focusing iris? N*gga, please!”

  47. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
    Swearin
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    This was actually the way the studio wanted him to do “Lincoln”

  48. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
    Swearin
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    “And so she was lying there, motionless. The ambulance was too far away, and I only had an elementary knowledge of cardio-vascular diagnostics. But I opened her chest, and carefully started to delicately separate the ventricles, until I found the primary. Then, I rubbed iit between my fingers a few times, then massaged her heart slowly until, thank God, her heart started again. The paramedics arrived in enough time to stop the bleeding and sew her chest back together, thus saving the Queen.”

    - The story the young man told as this picture was taken

  49. LeBron James Manu Ginobili Game 7 NBA Finals
    Swearin
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    Seen here, Manu Genobili is contemplating re-enacting the plot of Face/Off with a less-than-enthusiastic LeBron James

  50. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
    Swearin
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    See, there’s at least one rich white guy who’s OK with now being the minority group

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